They keep paging somebody called “Timothy Arugula” at the airport and I’m almost tempted to go to the rendez-vous point just to see what’s going on here @timoandres U

I took a Uber yesterday morning to LGA and on the little splash page it offered me this bizarre and unseasonable but I suppose interesting tidbit? I’m not sure where I’m meant to file this information though; like, book your easter uber now in january to avoid disappointment?

(meant to read “versus, say”)

Okay, it’s now quite clear that they’ve let Joanna Newsom into Emoji HQ! Also PS if you haven’t gone back and listened to The Milk-Eyed Mender recently, may I encourage you to do so? Leafless tree, root vegetable, shovel emoji. And obviously harp emoji.

@theDaddyAnLi I shiver to think! Love it!

@theDaddyAnLi You must let me know the playlist! Or was it tailored for the situation?

If you're ever feeling low, please google image Chantal Biya (the first lady of Cameroon) + Pope. Every single outfit and accessory she has worn to meet all of the popes is something so fabulous and life-affirming.

I actually may as well just go ahead and buy this Vivica A. Fox wig along with the other stuff, because fuck it. The algorithm knows me too well. I can resist no longer.

@DRRRK obvi!

Good morning to the man in a three piece suit who, having eschewed the five fancy coffee shops nearby, is walking down 37th street with a tiny little espresso cup from Dunkin. I bet he’s from Attleboro MA, like down over near the shrine of our lady of La Salette

I mean, this does define a lot of the music I listen to (if you include the Sheppard "Reges Tharsis" and the Taverner "Missa Corona Spinea")

@iolanthe I have heard three this week alone!

@johanlenox !!!

Also I’m not silencing anybody’s journey or gatekeeping dressing. I just mean that you and I have a temporary problem for the duration of my eating the salad and hearing the cover. After that we r cool again. 🐟🌈🥗8️⃣

I am obsessed with the Rick Ross/The-Dream remix of Mariah Carey “Touch My Body.” There are all these totally random elements like a flute? And a really ingenious repurposing of the chorus in the breakdown.

@johanlenox

Well that was fun! It's only 11:29 and we got a whole lot done here together. How are the rest of you spending your afternoons? I'm going to make pickles and heat up some bolognese.