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This point has been made several times, but worth reiterating that these are literally the age groups in service jobs that we just reopened.
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@nytimes
I thought you guys fixed your op/ed department after the whole send in the troops article but wow this is bad
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@BillSimmons
You gonna talk about that article at all or are you just gonna pretend nothing happened?
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The best ungrammable hang zone for a while in Buffalo was Sweetness, where the owner once literally sold the stool I was sitting on when I was eating pancakes.
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@TylerKepner
I think that's part of the frustration. No one at Nike, Fanatics, or the league level is taking responsibility or even admitting there's an issue.
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Organizing a garden walk exchange where everyone from the elmwood village goes to Williamsville after garden walk to walk over their lawns and park in front of their driveways.
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How I'm sleeping tonight thinking about how the Elmwood Festival of the Arts will probably be cancelled
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The other day
@nofalck
was dropping off a poetry event poster to the coop and every time he does this I do a bit about how there's too many poets in buffalo and the woman in my line overheard this and said, seriously "We need poetry Nick"
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The Vice Desus and Mero show might have been the best late night tv show of all time
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We're like one week away from Trumpito inviting the Buffalo 57 to the White House aren't we.
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park that car. drop that phone. sleep on the floor. dream about me.
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instagram: man my friends are always doing fun shit
twitter: man I'm worried about my friends hope everyone is ok
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Cillian Murphy used to come into the coop like every day for a few weeks when they were filming a quiet place 2 and no one noticed because he had a big bushy beard
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@JesseRogersESPN
I can't tell you how weirdly calming it is to receive news of an absurd baseball injury
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One of my favorite Jay stories, I was eating grapes at the theater. Jay looks over, says "what do those taste like?" I say "have you never had a grape before?" He then insults me for the next two hours for "growing up rich" and how "some of us didn't grow up with fruit bowls"
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Life is really passing me by (haven't seen Flaco in person yet)
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A teen with their mom complimented my bagging today and said "you should be good at this you've been here since my childhood" 😒
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Time to run back my conspiracy theory that we only get snow storms on the weekend so Buffalo DPW has an excuse to not plow
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Math teachers in high school should have taught me an easy formula to figure out the exact pace necessary behind eric starchild so he doesn't recognize you/say hello
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I know a lot of people who will say they'll wear their mask regardless, but as someone who's had to wear it 8 hrs a day for more than a year 5 days a week, this is a relief
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Stevie Wonder and Neil Young had absolutely prodigious output in the 70's
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I blame how poorly this year has gone on everyone who dressed up like a flapper for New Year's.
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@pitchfork
It's a beautiful record, feel like this take is more "my favorite band changed their sound and I wish they hadn't" than a critique on the actual music.
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Sure hope
@MayorByronBrown
and
@BPDAlerts
lift the curfew tonight so the city can feel safe from its police force.
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If you donate to Bernie's campaign today and send me a screenshot I will open up a line at the coop for you and also yell at Eric Starchild.
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Cillian Murphy shopped at the coop semi-frequently while filming quiet place 2 and was always incredibly polite, kind and normal. I helped him find bread crumbs (no one ever knows where the bread crumbs are.)
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I have purchased
the socks
that matched my
sneakers
and which
you were probably
not
gonna notice
Forgive me
they were so purple
so blue
and so high
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park that container ship, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me
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Thinking about getting really into bird watching and fishing in the next five years
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While I am always stone cold sober, I am riding what I can imagine is a nearly unbeatable high of getting out of the darien lake parking lot after a very crowded show in under 5 minutes coupled with parallel parking directly in front of my apartment when I get home
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Would have done it for Soundlab
AOC text messages asking for $27 to bring back Sugar City
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Would like this to get progressively crazier after every win with it culminating in Bobby running down the street with hundreds behind him, Forrest Gump style, after a Bills super bowl win
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@donetodeath
@themjeans
As a grocer I can say that Jason sounds like a friend to all grocers. Chris probably at least says hello and thank you and doesn't get in the way. Equally valid.
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@CodifyBaseball
The quote read poorly but seeing his body language and hearing his tone makes it 1000x worse
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A novel about a man in his thirties living in Buffalo working at a grocery store but in the background the whole time godzilla is real
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@coolguyontheweb
Did you know that when starchild buys an avocado he'll open it up outside and eat it immediately without utensils, discarding the peels on the grass or by the trees.
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I consider someone to have no tattoos in Buffalo if they have less than 6.
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Favorite work term only I use is "trojan horse." where a customer appears to have a small, quick order, but soon reveals they actually have a much larger order when they step up to the register.
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.
@MayorByronBrown
explaining the curfew is actually there to protect protesters is some truly incredible political double speak. The curfew isn't protecting anyone, it's just an excuse for the police to arrest with impunity and try out their tactical gear
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Buffalo (allegedly) getting MLB baseball this year and me not being able to go to any of the games is like that Twilight Zone episode where that guy finally gets an eternity to read all of his books and his glasses immediately break.
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My favorite coop bit is when parents joke about their five year old wanting a job and I ask the kid for their resume and give them my name tag to take over for me.
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Discussing high speed transit solutions with
@justbuffalolit
and
@nofalck
I think we really got somewhere
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When people buy houses they should have to disclose whether their parents paid for most of it, like an influencer with gifted yoga pants
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@news4buffalo
literally was in the middle of interviewing someone peacefully protesting who was tackled by police and it's not leading their coverage on their website.
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My brother
@mllesrot
is always so happy to see me, especially when I'm giving him a thoughtful gift. Thank you Mike for being a great brother 😊
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If I could have told myself 10 years ago that my street would only be plowed because the local pennant company came through this morning I would not have had the bandwidth to process that info
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Just saw someone describe coffee at home as free. Who's buying the beans then? Who buys the beans?
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I hate when I can't buy stuff because I've already bought other stuff
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If anyone else would like to be on my "bird list" where I just send you a picture of a cool bird let me know.
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If you live in Buffalo and don't check the 10 day every day in spring that's on you.
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Asked
@mllesrot
what he wanted to do in Cape Cod and he just said "see the lighthouse from the chips"
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When people talk about a mandatory lockdown, who do they imagine still working? And how much are those people getting compensated in addition to whatever stimulus would be given?
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It's so much easier to scold individual behavior rather than to look at the systems put in place to mitigate risk. (Also every generation loves to point the finger at the other generation for not doing their part, I'm just as guilty of this as anyone.)
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Grocery Store Workers, Chain of Supply Experts, Industry Experts: You actually don't need to panic shop! As long as you shop normally we have more than enough food and supplies at all times :)
American Public: No ❤️
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My parents have been together almost 40 years and my mom has found my dad funny for none of them.
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Me finding another cherry pit someone stashed behind the Annie's Mac and Cheese
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My favorite onion headline
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Casper Ruud will win this match because he doesn't have to wear the cursed Nike US Open tennis shirt with the zipper
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Headline of the Day
James Blunt developed scurvy after adopting an all-meat diet to assert his masculinity
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I saw someone wearing a Dogecoin shirt in public yesterday if anyone wanted to know the Elmwood scene report.
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I send my wordle scores every day to an elite group of wordlers.
1. My dad.
2. This guy who comes in to the coop every night at 1055 to get chocolate milk and cold brew.
3. My best friend's sister who will call me "low-key dumb" and a peasant if I get a worse score than her.
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My war is over
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Big run today. ran past
@brentmartone
and
@madfives
playing tennis, big snub, no hello. Ran past
@Tony_honks
playing tennis on my second go around the park, got a big "Hey Nick it's me Andy" while jumping up and down.
@Tony_honks
now rockets up the Buffalo "Nice Guy" rankings.
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I didn't take any art history classes but I was on tumblr a lot from 2009-2016
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Since I refuse to use dating apps because they 1. scare me 2. make me feel like I wanna die
I guess I will just hope to meet someone the old fashioned way, picking up her non-oil based groceries she dropped on the floor at work because she didn't want to grab a basket
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I'm not a conspiracy theory guy but I think Big Snow only happens on the weekend so City of Buffalo has an excuse not to plow
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I will never have hair as good as
@xEaRtHcRiSiSx
had, it will never happen, I strive for it every day.
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Yea packing up your entire life and moving to a new life in a new city is cool but have you ever just parted your hair the other way?
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This pandemic is really separating the haves (people who have girlfriends to cut their hair) and the have nots (people who don't have girlfriends to cut their hair)
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Petitioning to move the Buffalo mayor election to March from now on so the mayor is actually motivated to send out the plows on the weekend
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I've apparently passed the age where my messy hair comes off as youthful or charming as I forgot to comb today and multiple people asked if I was ok or was "having a day"
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Weatherman/politicians have obviously never worked at a grocery store because if they did they wouldn't throw around words like "once in a lifetime" or "unprecedented" or "life threatening" to whip people into a frenzy.
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I just think I could make a lot of people happy in Buffalo if I ran with a border collie every day who never left my side.
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