niallnochill
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scottish & stupid | niall no chill on YouTube
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Joined January 2018
in tears at this dog saying āDiana!! Diana! What are you doing Diana!? Whatās going on!???ā in a Scottish accent š
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iād probably shoot an arrow up to the sky with copper wire attached to it at the exact moment lightning strikes a tree so that the electrical charge travels up the wire at the precise moment it needs to and takes out the whole arena, personally.
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the xenomoprh coming back in every alien movie to remind you sheās that girl
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Scotland continuing to be a bad bitch. We love to see it.
Scotland's parliament approved making sanitary pads and tampons free for all women at public places + pharmacies. Once fully approved, it will be the first country in the world to do so.
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Did I spend an hour making this? Aye. Do I regret it? Nah. Racism and Fascism has no place in Scotland. š“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ @NicolaSturgeon
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the only good thing the UK has done is support Kylie Minogueās music career.
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stupid take. 3 episodes before Fathers Day you had farting aliens in human skin suits that unzip around their foreheadsā¦ be serious for a second. the show has never shied away from being silly one second and devastatingly traumatic the next. thatās what makes it so memorable!.
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seeing Kesha do so well with Joyride has me cheesing from ear to ear. she deserves every bit of the love and praise that sheās receiving.
Keshaās āJoyrideā had over 1 million streams on Spotify yesterday following steady growth. This differs from other songs that plummet after day 1. 7/4 - 430,564.7/5 - 598,226.7/6 - 489,483.7/7 - 490,762.7/8 - 672,444.7/9- 844,213 .7/10 - 951,647.7/11 - 988,489.7/12 - 1,047,425
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if thereās ever a Traitors All Stars, iāll actually get on my hands and knees to get this diva back in that damn castle!! #TheTraitorsUK
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for this TikTok alone. always makes me scream
What video is the reason they shouldnāt ban TikTok?.
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nahhh this tiktok is wild, i should laugh but āoOh DreAdFul, DrEAdFuL!! š§ā has me in stitches
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Not Lawrence saying āawrite rupaul howās it hangingā fs š.
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Real tea. Iāve been telling my friends for the past week that Iām really scared for Lawrence if he won because of the hate heād get online from Bimini stans. and my fears have become a reality. Do better people. Bimini wouldnāt want you hating on Lawrence :( #DragRaceUK.
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met the absolute cutest Canadian boy last night and i drunkenly took him to Edinburgh Castle at 3am and we kissed and talked for ages about life and stuff and now we are making plans for me to come visit him in Canada lmao call me Prince Charming with ma wee castle and kisses xx.
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The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes did nothing to quench my thirst for The Hunger Games franchise. I NEED MORE NOW!! GIVE ME MORE FILMS!!! The whole film was absolutely banging. Amazing. Brilliant. Show-stopping. Incredible! #TheBalladOfSongbirdsandSnakes
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all i got to say is go rewatch the hunger games, stan katniss everdeen and fuck gale xo
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what annoys me the most about this is that they havenāt even allowed cisgender women or drag kings on the main show!? yes, anyone can do drag, of course they can, but giving the platform to a cis, straight man is irking me. women and kings just donāt exist to DR it seems. oh well.
Season 14 contestant Maddy Morphosis becomes the first heterosexual, cisgender male to compete on RuPaulās #DragRace.
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guy at work today asked if we had any crumpets that werenāt shaped like unicorns and i said no but the unicorn crumpets taste the same as the regular ones. he legit goes aye but itās gay. almost laughed in his face! everyone stay away from unicorn crumpets they turn you gay.
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customer: youāll never see me shopping here again! this is a disgrace!! .me, trying not to laugh in her face cause i truly donāt give a fuck:
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SUPPORT QUEER ARTISTS . SUPPORT QUEER ARTISTS . SUPPORT QUEER ARTISTS . SUPPORT QUEER ARTISTS . SUPPORT QUEER ARTISTS . SUPPORT QUEER ARTISTS . SUPPORT QUEER ARTISTS . SUPPORT QUEER ARTISTS . SUPPORT QUEER ARTISTS . SUPPORT QUEER ARTISTS . SUPPORT QUEER ARTISTS . SUPPORT QUEER AR.
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THE BILLIE PIPER REIGN HAS BEGUN.
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itās officially woolly hat and rosy cheeks seasons š„¶āļø
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Maya Rudolph and Amy Adams both singing a villain duet was the absolute iconic musical number I needed! Absolute queens! #Disenchanted
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Trans people make up 0.5% of the population of the UK. Not even 1%!!! Just leave trans folk alone! Itās disgraceful how much hate and vitriol they are receiving considering they are such a small minority in this country. Let them live in peace and focus on more pressing matters.
šØ BREAKING: Labour will ban trans women from female hospital wards, confirms Keir Starmer. Starmer told ITV today he agrees with NHS reforms that would ban trans people from single-sex wards. When asked if trans women should be allowed on women's wards, he said: "I disagree".
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āThe UK isnāt racistā. look at the headlines. look at the headlines during one of the biggest BLM movements worldwide and tell me why a little white girl is front page news. itās a kick in the teeth to black citizens. this is 100% a media deflection. donāt fall for it!.
I must be in a supermassive black hole of an echo chamber if these are todayās front pages.
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Are you really queer if you didnāt obsess about Doctor Who at some point in your life?.
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I want to remind everyone that Drag Race Queens arenāt Marvel characters in a film, these are real people with real feelings and your rude think pieces on them just shows your true colours. Itās nice to be nice. Congratulate your fav without hating on others. #DragRaceUK.
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watching my best friend blossom from little drag queen fresh off the island to big drag queen fresh out the werk room has been a magical affair. iāve never been happier or more proud of someone in my entire life! canāt wait to watch her be annoying on tv for the next 3 months x
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took the plunge and unfollowed the guy that i basically fell a bit in love with from instagram. we kept meeting up and spending time together even though he really didnāt care for me and i think he just liked the attention. feeling powerful and good about myself right now.
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imagine how awful mollie felt in that moment and how awful she must feel again tonightā¦ fucking up that bad once is rough but then having to rewatch it foreverā¦ Christ. feel for her š #TheTraitors
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editing no gorge is just me trying to put in as as many SpongeBob memes as i can before iām told offā¦ currently on my 3rd.
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look at this little boy in his little jumper sitting on the bus i could cry x
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Lil Nas X is literally what weāve craved from Male stars for years. Heās exciting, fresh, explosive - heās got an amazing eye for fashion, music videos that bang with visuals. heās doing it like the main pop girlies and iām so happy, heās everything š„ŗ.
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the #HoTDĀ finale has me shook. what an episode. WHAT A SEASON!! the storms end scene!!? in the words of @GraceRandolphā¦ i canāt believe how good that was! #HouseOfTheDragon
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1 sign for transphobic racists + 1 sign for old age racists = 2 signs for J.K Rowling! *sends tweet* #EDINBLM #BlackLivesMatter
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youāre telling me they put Millie Gibson in big ass specs, said she was 40 and called it a day!???? GET THE PROSTHETICS OUT HUNNY !!!! whatās going onnnnnn #DoctorWho
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ever just wake up with mad anxiety and freak tf out before having to go to work but u just have to push through it and suppress it cause u canāt not fit to work???? yeah same here.
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drunk straight men on trains are the absolute fear. headphones in, eyes not looking anywhere but my phone. just bad vibes, i wanna relax, why you screaming the place down!????.
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all the gays in England that voted labour are allowed to move to Scotland and stay with me while we sort this mess out. donāt worry, Nicola will look after you.
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BREAKING: Dua Lipa has killed Doctor Who.
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said goodbye to the mullet and now iām back on my fuck boy fade bs āļøšŖš¼
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first time back at a wee gay club tonight and i got sexually harassed about 5 times, had to tell a guy to not grab my ass & i shouted at another telling him iād deck him if he didnāt stop. honestly, whatās the need? just wanna boogie with my mates, keep your hands to yourself :(.
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Canāt stand them. Canāt stand them one bit. Scum. This is truly vile.
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whoever made up the stupid rule that walking over three drains is bad luck, has seriously ruined my normal walking routine. i actually canāt look at three drains the same way, they give me the fear. i will push people out of the way so i donāt walk over them, itās a sickness.
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you cannot sit there and tell me that the 70ās version looks betterā¦ be real for a second š.
we need to do away with cgi monsters they never look good and theyāre never scary, why does the 70s version look way better
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Whatās your favourite ABBA song and why is it Voulez-Vous?.
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if Twitter doesnāt stop jumping around when Iām trying to read tweets weāre gonna have a problem.
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Remember in Season 1 where Billie Dean tells constance the prophecy about how an antichrist being born, bringing the end of days? Well, Billie Dean was right. I really hope this season is Sarah Paulson playing 7 different characters, trying to kill Evan Peters. #AHSApocalypse.
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āthe judges scare the shit out of me so letās justā¦ walk off!ā GOTHY LMAOOO #DragRaceUK
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so, went on date two today with this handsome fella (last week we did go ape and this week we went go karting) and it was super cute. he then surprised me with a wee trip to the aquarium since i made a passing comment about it last week. iāmā¦ š„ŗāš¼.
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ok iām crying right now. my mum decided to buy new decorations for the Christmas tree this year and she got rainbow decorations saying itās gonna be a pride tree this year ššš sheās so cute and pure omgš³ļøāšš i love her. Merry Christmas everyoneāØalso our cat looks cute af!!
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Drag Race UK, WandaVision, Drag Race US. the gays really thrive at the end of the week šāš¼.
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Jeepers, I couldnāt find the Freddie to my Daphne so I guess Velma will have to do š¤Ŗš
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@thatonequeen & @CrystalMethyd are spitting nothing but FACTS about @ShadyLawrence !!! two icons loving a third icon, we love to see it! š“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æš„
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Can I get a 2015 vs 2020 thread š let me see how yāall was looking 5 years ago š.
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Canadas Drag Race deleting this tweet? oh, this is going to be one for the history books
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ok Iām in the clubbbb and this girl goes to her gay pal what about him and points at me and he legit goes ew no wtf . we fighting tonight ladies wtf no need to be so mean :(((( iām now insecure i hate gays.
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old gals at work have finally twigged on to the fact iām gay so they have subsequently started sitting with me during our lunch breaks and asking me if i wanna date their sons/grandsons š„“.
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If I see any of you hating on the winner you can actually get in the sea. Just be happy weāve had such amazing queer content and if your fav didnāt win, thereās always All Stars!! Major congrats to every queen that competed, you gave us the best 10 weeks of TV! #DragRaceUK.
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wore Christmassy reindeer antlers to work and the regional manager told me off cause theyāre not uniformā¦ we work in a retail store not the fkn North Korean army, get a grip mannnnn.
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RuPaul is literally being held up by a stick. Sheās so ill. Omg someone give her a lemsip and send her to bed!!! #DragRaceUK
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hard launched the bf on instaā¦ iām in a new era. uncharted waters.
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lassie at work says she canāt stand Lady Gaga and that she changes the radio station whenever sheās on. iām contacting HR as we speak for homophobic abuse and lack of damn taste. not on #StupidLove release day. not on my watch!
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I donāt know about you, but Iām #TeamEllie and #TeamLawrence and #TeamBimini and #TeamTayce in no particular order lol why not crown them all? #DragRaceUK
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hereās a vid of me having the worst luck with these damn instagram filters
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