Angelo 🇵🇷
@ngeloxyz
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performance && customer enjoyer @railway || A/V person for NYC Systems
discord.gg/railway
Joined September 2013
President Biden, My name is Angelo. I am 26 years old. I visit the Europe. The co-working places are closed 3 pm on a Friday. This region yearns for freedom. Please send Lockheed F-35 Lightning II Multirole Fighter Aircraft.
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It is no longer called “Long Distance Relationship” it is now called “Dating From Home”.
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“Hosting a founder’s dinner in MIAMI and I have ONE more-“. You bolt awake in the sprawling campuses of Redmond. You are not online. It is 1994 AD. You are Microsoft CEO Bill Gates, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Netscape must burn.
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I am secretly plotting for your upfall, I am conspiring for your success, I talk about how under-appreciated your work is within private group chats.
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@SeniorMushroom I regret to inform everyone that this is not real. This was a screencap taken from Xingwen Lianbo during a press junket on tree planting on the far outskirts of Beijing aired Nov 5th.
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If Railway ever messes up, please, please, publicly shit on Railway. We recently fixed numerous issues that were hidden to us because users felt bad about raising them. Don’t feel bad, and if need be, lose tact. Let us know how we fuck up and how we can help.
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As an adult, being in the AWS console for long periods of time is a form of depression. If you don't believe me, ask yourself this. Think about the 100 greatest moments of your life. Do any of those moments include AWS? Probably not. And this comes from a lifetime SRE.
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@anothercohen This is perfect, I paid for a 2 year Product certificate program where we learned DICK. Demoralize - Showing all metrics going down. Interrogate - Ask the team why the product is in decline. Challenge - If they provide a reason, reject it. Kickoff - Start more projects anyways.
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does anyone else know how much I should tip AWS when I pay my bill?
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Sorry water drinkers, the Diet Coke drinker gets the girl.
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Just had my 1:1 with Mihir. We discussed some positive signs of growth that we were tracking in our friendship Tableau dashboard. As well as committing to rectifying some bad habits I have. (Mouth-breathing). Excited to be on this rocketship 🚀🚀🚀.
You are the average of the 5 people you spend the most time with. That’s why every quarter, I evaluate myself and my friends on 3 key criteria:. - Income.- Fitness.- Influence. Anyone who scores below me is cut off. Complacency is the first step towards mediocrity.
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when a undergraduate CS major crosses their junior year they must make a crucial decision that will shape their career. - be a programming language person .- be a database person.
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I will not get an MBA. I will not get an MBA. I will not get an MBA.
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If your avi looks like this, Railway has a well paying Infra job for you.
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people have asked: why I did I leave a cushy PM job making TikToks to do Support at a fledging Infra startup with an extremely high likelihood of failiure. to do stuff like this- .
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you don't need 32 GB+ RAM for Chrome you need a Adderall prescription.
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Going to flex a bit: but its nice going sleep knowing I helped another person get their first job in tech.
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im doing a piece on Gen-Z builders, if you are under 40 please DM me.
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Listen y’all: @JoshuaOgundu took a call from a random stranger (me) and spent an hour helping me sort out my future career plans. He didn’t have to do that. The dude spends his spare time uplifting folks. The dude is a saint - let a dude chill.
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@luciascarlet @ImLunaHey The MacOS system apis actually are quite brittle and undocumented compared to their Win32 counterparts. Say what you will about Windows, many Win7 programs still run.
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"WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF THE CHAINSMOKERS RELEASED AN NFT, THEY WOULD LITERALLY BE LIKE THE BLOCKCHAINSMOKERS IF THAT HAPPENED"
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then: fold over table, tv on ground.today: finally added final touches to the apt. life is good
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Bridgit Mendler may prove that Disney Channel child stardom is the equivalent to the UNSC Spartan program from Halo. If a child can survive that level of neurotic scheduling, then, of course they can handle a PhD program at MIT. For every 100 Vanessa Hudgens, one Mendler is worth.
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theres going to be a weird public sentiment turn against VSCode in 3 years thats going to be irrational driven by newfound emacs/vim converts.
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@hedgefundmafia Fun fact Bahamian students get charged In-State tuition at FIU (State school in Florida).
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man,,, there's no feeling like the feeling when the people you look up to don't like your work.
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Who the heck called it Open Source Software and not Free Range Software.
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bro how do you oversell a flight, just sell the right amount of tickets lmbao.
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Believe it or not, I developed a fear of public speaking over the pandemic. 9 months ago at the AI meetup at Yext NY- I clammed up and just speedrun a demo and ran offstage. This time: some chuckles. I’ll take it! Ty @lightspeedvp 🙇🏻♂️. (psst download .
Next #GenerativeNYC demo tonight: @ngeloxyz of @TRASHdotBABY. Merge two photos instantly. Now on the App Store!
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realizing that my job is more related to playing overcooked than factorio.
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is live. This is the most ambitious crossover dev event in internet community history, Gen Z Mafia's @202accepted @LongTran02 @ballanrahill @erinbeess, Substack Star @youfoundanisha, 👁👄👁 Alum @enandini_ and ZoomerCo's @nhuebecker all contributed. 1/3.
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Me, applying to be a PM at Roblox so I can unlock my own account that I made when I was 10.
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Some professional news:. I am temporarily not a professional. I’m excited/scared for whats next.
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[nuanced programming language discussion]. 1 💬 ♻️ 17 ❤️. JavaScript? more like JavaScrap lmao. 214 💬 6.7K ♻️ 34.4K ❤️.
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a DAO where taylor swift + stans can buy the masters from Scooter Braun.
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I never announced that I started working at Railway- . this is now that tweet, and I am asking for your support. pls roast and/or support us:
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@iconredesign @luciascarlet there is a theme of Apple names where the project leaders didn't have more influence than Jobs/Schiller so there are some products that have a sort of resignation naming vibe: "Thunderbolt Display (2011)" is another goated one in that category.
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Memories: A great feature to remember unprompted photos of your ex set to uplifting music.
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bro you dont need a new email app to be productive you need typing lessons.
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I never liked the concept of nobodies/somebodies. You already are someone, who matters to someone.
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Stay on Twitter long enough and you realize most of the "smart" influencers are rehashing each other's threads.
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WOJNAROWSKI: Sam Altman is making the move to the CBA joining the Guangdong Southern Tigers for an undisclosed sum.
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LETS! TALK! VANITY METRICS!. number of connections you have on LinkedIn.
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telling my girlfriend that we are watching “everything everywhere” and then instead watching “Morbius” for the 4th time.
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Seen some tweets hand wringing about “think of the young employees” with regard to remote work. Total cope posted by low tier managerials on this app. Gen Alpha is already on a ROBLOX game dev team at the age of 14 and they never met a single one of their coworkers making bank.
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Your honor, my client is Bronze 2 after 1,000+ games. My client isn’t fit to stand trial.
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They don't tell you how hard it is to leave a job when you liked everyone you worked with. I'm thankful they gave 21 year old me the responsibility I had. Onward.
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Insane to see the graphic design GOAT @MiseryElliott and the #1 DJ in the World @gum_mp3 on Forbes’s IG. Big things for both of them
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Contrary capital let me use their NY co-working space a countless amount of times and when they came due for the bill, I asked to pay them back by speaking at their event. Anyway- new material in the works and happy to break my duck of tech talks only at Contrary NY.
Join us for our first NYC Tech Talk of the year, featuring eng leads and founders from @ramp, @warpdotdev, @Railway, and Moment. Designed by eng for eng — each company will deliver live demos of their latest features for leading builders in NYC.
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Sam Altman this, Sam Altman that, how about you find some alt woman already.
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*🎤 taps mic* . I live in New York now for an indefinite period of time. Down to meet over food!.
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New essay! . I discuss: MMOs, meta, sandboxes and theme-parks, big tech product criticism . Not to mention there's a certified ndneighbor OC meme in there.
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@Carnage4Life Dare, I expect better from you. Marital commitments should not be the punchline to your 100K+ follower base. Especially so, when a tweet like this could affect the GC approval process.
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New job opening thanks to the growth in @Railway teams:. ⚙️Build our Support Engineering team alongside me. 🎚A rethink of cust. success/support eng. where solving problems doesn't only mean a happy customer, Railway is dramatically improved as a result. More below 🧵.
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