GM morning to anyone who can see this.

@ladypumpkwen I’m here for this! Instant follow.

@emme_fox You’re adorable.

@emily_tweets Finally, the perfect tweet.

@erinproof 🙋🏻‍♂️

Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners…but Catscan.

Who has had tuna fish on pancakes? Just me?

@manuka_gorgiosa We all need validation. It’s good for the souls and builds community. You’re tremendous!

A cough drop infused with helium so you sound like a seal.

@emm_dubb Classic.

@titsmcgeekc Welcome to our city.

@BreastDumpster 🤮

Some of the things that certain men say to ladies on here repulse me. It IS possible to flirt and have fun without being a complete jackwagon. I apologize on behalf of my gender ladies.

Piditaka #IYKYK

Just broke a string on my air guitar. 😡🤦🏻‍♂️

@sirengreeneyes

@mamaguesswhatt I feel you.

I love coming home at the end of the day and walking straight through the house to the back yard, leaving a trail of clothes behind me, and jumping in the pool.

I truly like to give 100% in everything I do but the guy at the blood donation place wouldn’t let me. 😡🩸

@erinproof Great smile. 😊