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@nextlevelbertie
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you gone eat if Chelsea made it
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@nextlevelbertie
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Francine has a rich inner life with hobbies, a second language and 2 gay guys whereas Lois has no friends, is an alcoholic and beats her dog
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Just got a raise
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9 months
this is how we get Jacob Elordi and Sydney Sweeney back on screen together
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Dolly Parton next to her husband Carl Dean, around 1960s.
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i think about this once a week
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this still fucking kills me HAHAHAHA
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One of the reasons Bodak Yellow went #1 cuz even the HATERS LOVE IT !!
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2 months
he’s so julia here
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“I hate the way you dress” -Kendrick Lamar
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Katy Perry is the Gal Gadot of pop music
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the original clairo shade
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@nextlevelbertie
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It's so confusing sometimes to be a bloke bloke bloke bloke
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4 months
i think Charli has the exact level of fame where she can do things like this, plus her fans are generally the most normal
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4 months
she's a real popstar doing a real popstar album promo/rollout, this is so refreshing
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@nextlevelbertie
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2 months
this was Renaissance for women who have an island in their kitchen
@jessiewarestats
Jessie Ware Stats
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📆 | Today 4 years ago Jessie released ‘What’s Your Pleasure?’. — The album introduced Jessie to a whole new audience, was praised by critics and spawned hits like ‘Spotlight’ and ‘Remember Where You Are’.
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she could release 4 versions of 365 and they’d all be their own song
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Charli’s painters this summer:
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Charli receiving overwhelming acclaim… i used to pray for times like this
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6 months
oh god help us
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3 months
her most acclaimed album and she’s talking about blowing up the Grammys like 😭
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@nextlevelbertie
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1 month
she is the funniest woman on the planet between this, “Hurd I was cancelled 😂”, “Should I just kill myself?” and “they want you to be Mother Theresa”
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@nextlevelbertie
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6 months
Taylor had you building clocks
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@nextlevelbertie
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15 days
she’s so interesting
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@nextlevelbertie
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3 months
why would you tag her she doesn’t give a fuck
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@nextlevelbertie
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1 year
@bklynb4by she looks like a Mii
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@nextlevelbertie
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2 months
need him sorry
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9 months
new slur dropped #SpotifyWrapped
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@nextlevelbertie
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3 months
I think you are only allowed an opinion on this video if you were online throughout the whole 2010s to understand just how gaudy this neoliberal identity politics was and just how perfectly equipped she was for being it’s final boss LMAO
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head taylana🕸
3 months
F1ck the gays this made lover flop harder
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4 months
1 month until BRAT guys
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@nextlevelbertie
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1 year
@vulnicuravirgo one of the most perfect single roll outs ever
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3 months
Rina collabing with someone more racist than Matty Healy
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@nextlevelbertie
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5 months
everyone lives with 5 roommates or with their parents, hotels are £100 a night and gay clubs are now mainstream “safe spaces” yet you’re SURPRISED that people are cruising?
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6 months
@dayglowj0e have you considered that Sufjan Stevens is singing?
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the way i don’t give a fuck about movies
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3 months
i mean it’s not about Dasha because the lyrics are “in her mid-twenties real intelligent” whereas Dasha is mid-thirties and a dunce
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michael
3 months
What are you talking about
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11 months
this is so important
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4 months
@immaterial_simi yeah plus her fans don’t really go into meltdown when she gets dragged and most of the time just make jokes lol
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2 months
i have decided to do something i’ve been putting off for years… I’m going to get into Stereolab
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11 days
no more ducki
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@nextlevelbertie
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3 months
case #3874838 of blaming gay men for everything
gay men dont fuck with chappell roan because they cant mother cuntify her the way they did with gaga so now the trailer park girl who has been releasing music since 2017 with no success & dropped by her label & had to work as a barista/nanny in the meantime is an industry plant
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2 months
the way none of them even close to The Velvet Rope
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jaye coast💋
2 months
which red album is clearing?
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3 months
working it out on the remix is soooo Facebook status
@charli_xcx
Charli
3 months
The girl, so confusing version with lorde - Out at midnight est.
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1 year
gay men typically have the best taste in music and are the most receptive to exploring different genres and new artists
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maxy black
3 years
opinions on the lgbt community thatll get you this reaction? dont be shy!
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3 months
swifties are like men’s rights activists but for one woman who can’t even pretend to care about other women
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that was fucking crazy .
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3 months
LOCKED IN
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1 year
not feeling this cover. i feel like she missed the vibe of her own album. 1989 has nothing to do with the seaside, it’s more shopping on the boulevard brunch with the girls nouveau riche presbyterian in the big city polaroids in your phone case
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Taylor Swift
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Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done
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a third terrible album cover has hit the female rap towers
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11 days
@yuckyjack anyone can tweet JRHSKDHDKSJSKDHFJDJDSKHDJS or ……………………
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3 months
all she has to say is “no such thing as bisexual”, turn off her phone and she’ll be free in a few months
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
3 months
Chappell Roan tears up onstage at Raleigh concert: “I just want to be honest with the crowd. I feel a little off today, because I think my career is going really fast and it’s hard to keep up. I’m just being honest, I’m having a hard time today.” 🎥: @holdinontostars
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11 months
Madonna, Nicola Sturgeon and Hillary Clinton
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1 year
i’m in tears.. i didn’t even say i disliked it
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the way gay people can’t share a new song without a state of the union first
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10 months
@bjorkspears the fish rn:
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I WISH YOUD TALK TALK WISH YOUD TALK TALK TO ME
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@RoundResidental should we all just lie down and die?
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1 year
@TPGRoberts i mean it’s much shorter than “partner’s brothers new girlfriend”
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@ax_ferg Ariana disqualified for Positions not being very good either
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5 months
this is what it feels like to go through hundreds of interviews and never get a job
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Testing the grip strength of mice with a Mecmesin BFG 10N digital force gauge.
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@PauricOh i muted it at 500 likes as well 😭
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i just think framing monogamy as not being compatible with queer politics is extremely stupid actually
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bi princex
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It’s bc a lot of them are lgbt but do not actually have queer politics, a lot of them want to assimilate, and alot of ppl are mean girls. In addition: polyam is associated with bisexuality which alot of ppl see as either as fake queer,an annoyance or a fetish
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@grimessucks1 people have sang about deceased people before but no one online can have a normal reaction to anything
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@nextlevelbertie
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10 months
mattxiv it seems i've grown quite fond of you though there are no romantic urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa's orchard
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matt
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“maybe gays don’t deserve rights 😭” and it’s just a friend group halloween costume pic from someone’s personal instagram w 100 likes. please keep it moving, “ironic” homophobia won’t save you
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@grimessucks1 Track 10 was such a gag like we had no idea what we were hearing at first
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6 months
I said last year that people were going to start making uglier and shittier art because that hyperreal photo style is now mainstream and less discernible from AI, which is becoming increasingly more difficult to identify. everyone is “serving cunt” and not a lot else…
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@yuckyjack literally not funny and she stole it from someone who said it in spanish
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5 months
this is what it means to get 2on
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1 year
the hate train against Janet Jackson was so intense and systemic that most people now don’t know just how massive she was for 3 decades. 28 top 10s, 7 #1 albums, even the launch of the hate train was so huge it invented YouTube
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whereas Charli manufactured the ugliest green and dumbest font, like what they did with british cigarette (don’t) packets, something you wouldn’t normally think of doing for an album cover let alone by a woman, and it has more personality in it than even her own Crash cover
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9 months
MY WORD OF THE YEAR 2023 (8th ‼️ year doing this) THE RUNNERS UP - Thread: 10. the flop “submersible”
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Shygirl and Sega
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4 months
can all the cunts QRTing this consider for a second that just because there have a been a few nutjobs doesn’t mean the whole fanbase whereas other fanbases can’t stop screaming “mummy” in concerts or don’t leave the house and just talk about sales day in and day out
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you can literally see someone’s brain chemistry change when they get one popular thirst trap
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she was locked the fuck in
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1 year
oh she is FUCKED. gays have left her and now the TERFs won’t buy her music 😭😭😭
@rdassaly
Richie Assaly
1 year
A source familiar with the matter says that Róisín Murphy's "Hit Parade" will still be released, but the label plans to donate all proceeds from the album to organizations dedicated to combating transphobia.
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listening this week: you gone jump if A.G. is somewhat involved with it
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3 months
she’s literally like “whos out da nite x?”
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oh burnt bertie.
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@pinkr0bin it’s 2024 IKEA is free
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5 months
and it’s just 4 people having a conversation
@Mick_O_Keeffe
MichaeloKeeffe
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You will never convince me that this makes Ireland a better place. This is destroying Ireland.
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11 months
😭😭😭
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8 months
MY FAVOURITE ALBUMS OF 2023
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10 months
swimming recommencings are now
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5 months
he got an early copy of Brat omg
@politico
POLITICO
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Trump gagged again
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11 months
you’re all losers
@satoraurgojo
Girl
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Travis holding her purse vs joe stealing the booth finally taylor is the only girl in the relationship with a man
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@livvingswift @m8ss3ducti0n chart obsession what’s new
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4 months
in general i think people disengaging from obsessive celebrity worship is good, but i’m glad she nipped this in the bud quite early on because i’ve been seeing this all over instagram and it is the most performative, unstable-looking behaviour that achieves fuck all
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2 months
guys… i think it’s rotten right to the core
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6 months
the way Charli’s album cover continues to piss people off only manages to serve its purpose even more
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6 months
i can’t believe she turned out to be St. Vincent’s daughter
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3 months
my entire timeline is that blonde cunt getting run over 😭😭😭😭
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2 months
okay Paramore were great i’m going home
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2 months
no one here knows i’m a misogynist
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3 months
LOCKED IN
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11 months
details
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4 months
@stewhen_ name one fanbase more normal without the expense of fun
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bertie
3 months
you know damn well that’s not what it means LMAO
@taylornation13
Taylor Nation
3 months
#TSTheErasTour in the UK means #TSTTPD Standard Digital Albums + Bonus Tracks (Live from Paris) and First Draft Phone Memos are available on the UK Store until 11:59pm BST! 🤍 UK only.
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no one here knows i’m a misogynist
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@nextlevelbertie
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her doing this to block Chappell but pretending it’s about Ye/Kanye LMAOOOOO fooling no one
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Taylor Swift releases two new digital versions of ‘The Tortured Poets Department’ including live versions of tracks ‘thank You aimEe’ and ‘The Prophecy.’
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