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From today's meanderings. It's a little pumpkin that lives in a pumpkin. 😍🥰
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@PennyDaflos
It's apparently also your fault that he cannot read a byline and/or his defender here doesn't know what a byline is. As a buddy of mine said recently:
"Privilege is you being a dick and then telling me to fix it for myself."
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If we’re talking about the GIF of the decade, is it bad form to nominate myself?
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From one of my NYC school teacher friends. Of course we're firing art teachers. Because police. 🙄
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@SugarandStories
@EmmaTolkin
Another one. No makeup, just a homebody who *loves* to have children.
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@Britt_Malinsky
@PatrickSvitek
@chrislhayes
@tedcruz
@BetoORourke
His real nsme is Rafael, not Theodore.
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Bad news: some asshatsl is putting up Q
@n0n
shit in north BK
Good news: someone caught him in the act, took a photo of him and I have a portable printer now. Let the paranoia commence! 😹
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@EnergizerNYC
@Britt_Malinsky
@PatrickSvitek
@chrislhayes
@tedcruz
@BetoORourke
And yet he rails against "elites". A friend of mine in Queens who is a registered Democrat got another email from him soliciting campaign donations. Hates New Yorkers but not our $$$.
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@McNaughtonArt
May I recommend a couple of Goya pieces which are more pertinent to your subject matter?
1. And So Was His Grandfather, could be retrofitted to a Trump family portrait
& of course
2. The Sleep of Reason Creates Monsters
Which describes Trump's/your target demographic perfectly
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@HugoTheCat3
@RossWallenstein
@NYCMayor
@AIPAC
Well, France, Poland and Israel don't have to dream about affordable, quality healthcare.
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@briankoppelman
@Glenn__Kenny
Look up these guys: the Polish Brigade. My landlord ran a deli in Greenpoint and served many of these workers. BLOTUS drug out litigation for ~19 years and got off cheap. It's what DJT does. And now he's doing it to all of us.
#MAGA
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@EnergizerNYC
@Britt_Malinsky
@PatrickSvitek
@chrislhayes
@tedcruz
@BetoORourke
Here ya go! I highlighted some parts I found amusing. NOTE: Unlike Ted, I was actually born and raised in Texas. Also, the fact he finds White Castle better than Whataburger is beyond my ability to comprehend. White Castle isn't even FOOD FFS.
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@sandibachom
@StefanMolyneux
Get married young--- to some creeper *like him*, no doubt. This dude shouldn't be allowed within 1,000 feet of any school. Lol.
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@bariweiss
@ArminRosen
@tabletmag
@SalazarSenate18
Meanwhile can we hear more about the incumbent who is clearly a surrogate for REBNY/the real estate industry? Salazar's presumed "non-Jewishness" hasn't gotten people thrown out of their homes.
#Priorities
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@eScarry
Assuming absolutely no personal responsibility and blaming others. How very Trumpian of you. Lol.
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@spilledbagofice
@EricHaywood
@Misnomer
Damn, I wanna join in that one. It's a matter of principle. Lol
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@DreamSong77
I feel like the dynamics of an abusive relationship are kinda relevant. Keep someone off-kilter and isolated long enough, they lose their power. This is done incrementally and eventually the person *will* notice. What happens next? 🤷♀️
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Guy responsible for overcrowding on subway tells folks to avoid subway crowding.
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@NYGovCuomo
says if a subway car or bus is crowded, try to take the next one and avoid other densely packed places as NY tally hits 105 coronavirus cases
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@freespeechlover
@bariweiss
@ArminRosen
@tabletmag
@SalazarSenate18
Obviously. Most of the people rolling this stuff out are aren't. Which makes one wonder why so many folks consider themselves stakeholders in a primary they are not voting in. Two words: real estate.
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Recently MTA construction gifted my community a dead rat. Folks have been complaining about it online. Me, I roll with it. I call this series "Fallen Comrade".
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@bariweiss
@ArminRosen
@tabletmag
@SalazarSenate18
Why not publish this? I live in the district in question and cannot tell you the last time the incumbent spent any meaningful amount of time in the community in which I live. This sort of strikes me as being relevant. 🤔
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This penis pump has been at this pharmacy for ~3 years now. I know this because I put that "Gluten Free" sticker on the box.
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The USPS really should collaborate with our local artists because this is pretty dope.
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I think Eric Adams is using Robocop as a "how to" manual. Families who don't get their SNAP, etc., on time should bookmark this...
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@StormyDaniels
This needs to be in the Tweet Hall of Fame. Alas, I may have to settle for getting it engraved on a plaque. THANK YOU.
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He is quite convinced the baked tofu I am cooking is a culinary treasure he must have. 👀
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@sethmpk
I fixed it, btw. No fanfare, etc. That's exactly what they want. Also, as a white woman in America you can engage in remedial vandalism on public property and not only will folks not call the cops, but once they see the problem, they'll HELP YOU. Kicking the privilege forward! ♥️
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@bariweiss
@ArminRosen
@tabletmag
@SalazarSenate18
Northern Greenpoint is experiencing landlord/tenant harassment at a horrific rate. The towers going up have only made this "displacement" worse. What has Dilan been doing? I am not kidding, someone posed this very question in a community group. W/hilarious results. Pretty damning
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Flaco is one of a handful of incentives to check in on this platform. Not gonna lie.
🎉🎉 Tonight at 4:54 pm we saw Flaco fly from a Fifth Avenue building into Central Park somewhere east of the Reservoir to begin hunting. Though he likely was back in the park as early as Monday night, this makes it official: Flaco has come home! 🎉🎉
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@tejaswoman
@EnergizerNYC
@Britt_Malinsky
@PatrickSvitek
@chrislhayes
@tedcruz
@BetoORourke
Food for thought. It's small world; a person who organized a number of fundraisers/events for Beto here (NYC) went to school w/him. Remember, he went to Columbia. Clearly believes in him as a person if she is doing this. Think any of Cruz's former classmates are doing the same?
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In case you all are wondering what the helicopters were about last night. 🙄
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A bodega cat we met across the street from La Bodega Gallery. Judging from his face, I'd say he's seen some shit.
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This neighborhood becomes a bigger and bigger parody of itself every day. It'd be funny if making a false equivalency between love and addiction wasn't so destructive. Someone needs to check on whoever wrote this. For reals.
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@realDonaldTrump
"Priveledged" Yep, we know you actually wrote this one and not a ghost writer.
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When kids ask me what the COVID pandemic was like in Greenpoint I'm gonna show them.tbis photo.
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@mollycrabapple
@N7IRL
As I stated elsewhere, Meghan needs to be deplatformed. Her "inclusion" does not add anything to the dialogue, it stinks of nepotism and quite frankly as a fellow gentile white lady I do not want her representing me. Lol.
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@AsteadWesley
It's sorta hard to lose cultural relevance if you think damned near everything sucks. Overall suckage has been increasing exponentially in the last ~4 years alone. Lots and lots of suckage.
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"Showtime" on the L train and people visibly want to die, kill this guy or both. NYC is back, baby. 😂
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@edroso
I rarely document anti-Trump graffiti because it's redundant, boring and lets others off the hook. Now take this find in Bed Stuy..
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Fixed this for you. Smart move putting the skyline in the background. It made pinpointing a lot easier. 👍Pro tip: since these are made with cheapass paper, a good rain plus a paint scraper are very effective for removal.
Good night and god bless.
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An expressive beauty trapped and spayed by Bushwick Street Cats. 👀
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@PreetBharara
What is wrong with this guy? Not being rhetorical or facetious. What is **CLINICALLY** wrong with him???
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Perk of a longer walk to the gym: meeting more cats. This cat. 😸
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@LindseyBoylan
@StvBurns
@NYCMayor
@wcbs880
I think we should take settlement money for all police misconduct lawsuits from the retirement fund of the NYPD. You know, to demonstrate their love of keeping others safe.
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@VicBergerIV
@ParkerMolloy
@benshapiro
It is grimly amusing to me how the party of personal responsibility isn't terribly keen on, well, taking personal responsibility.
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@howievermont
@pankisseskafka
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I could barely handle living in a "regular" dorm. I would go deadass batshit in this thing.
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@mollycrabapple
@N7IRL
I just saw that and wanted to put my fist through my monitor. Mind you, I am not Jewish. But I *DO* have evangelicals in the family who do/push this kind of thing. Their motivations are not honorable.
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@GwynneFitz
@Incindery1
If you want needless aggression and escalation, the NYPD will deliver. 🙄 I am sure some of them are extra aggro because Donald Trump will be out of office in a couple days.
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@JCColtin
"Eye candy": spoken like a dude who knows all the brands of pepper spray by taste. Cool, cool, cool...
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Recently I picked up a postcard of Greenpoint's old jail. Here it is transposed over it's former location (the McDonald's)...
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@chhelenach
@TheStalwart
A tax rate along those lines probably subsidized the housing project he lived in in Canarsie. I am not kidding.
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Likely value-added: (further) undermining public/secular education to the benefit of charter schools.
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@createcraig
It's totally cool that no one--- and I mean NO ONE--- has control over these guys. Not the mayor, not the Commish, not even themselves in many cases.
And just think, I do shit I am supposed to do to protect other people FOR FREE. Obviously I need to up my game.
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