There was literally one singular egg left at Costco

I walked into a Marshall’s so nice today that I didn’t even believe it was a Marshall’s. Is this what life in the burbs is like?

@whirlibird_ It was eat or be ate

This WiFi on this flight is so trash! The worst I’ve ever experienced from @unitedairlines by far

RT @desusnice: bad night for the biracials. keep the organic lightskins in your prayers tho bc strays are flying

@RideALambo We are having a hard time

Whenever I have to be up before dawn I have the hardest time falling asleep

RT @ronthacreator: BIRACIALS TO THE BACK.

RT @BattleRapBum: money on the line mo

@interesting_aIl Die

@Rocboy9 The nerve

@TheFigen_ I certainly don’t mean to body shame but this min pin is overweight

Trying to explain the concept of not cooking in a kitchen that’s not clean to someone who didn’t grow up in a Black household is… well. I don’t have a full explanation tbh it’s just ingrained in me.

@whirlibird_ You don’t have an ex anymore beloved!! You actually haven’t ever even met another man in your life

RT @Cantstyle: I aint gone lie I am a lil sometimey. I don't like people everyday

@Dali_j_ @whirlibird_ can you go to Baltimore and get one and report back before I book a flight

@RideALambo An uncrustable in your evening bag

@_2ndtonone But you made it!

@whirlibird_ It must be that they don’t know any other niggas 😭