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I talk about D&D and other geeky things. Hablo español. Twitter Rambler. TV Exec
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I'm looking to get back into podcasting and expand into video.
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Chris Pine is probably playing "American guy who gets sucked into DnD world as his character, the generic fighter", surrounded by a bunch of british actors and dwarves with scottish accents. I'm still watching it.
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Owlbear, mimic, displacer beast… that’s dnd, not just generic fantasy.
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Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks ran WOTC before he was promoted. He was intimately familiar with dnd, the OGL, and…us, the community. The idea that these decisions are made by people who don’t understand the product is BS. He understands it very well. He ran it. He just doesn’t give AF.
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I think the saddest part of all of this is that WOTC had no reason to do this, they had no reason to see 3pp as competition in the marketplace. 3PP are additive. They are complementary
But once they spent $146 million on Beyond, we should have seen this coming—it’s a big spend.
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“They won, and so did we” is such an… infantile statement from what’s supposed to be a serious corporation.
Like…what?
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Don’t get me to care about your game by trying to convince me that the game I enjoy playing is shitty. If shaming folks for liking something is part of the sales pitch, maybe try again.
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Anyone working on an AI powered dungeon master? I’d love to actually build a Player character and play dnd one day.
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Actually, the game should be called “Try to get 5 adults together for 4 hours at the same time”. Arguably the game’s biggest challenge. 😂
It's called Dungeons and Dragons, but the name suggests a balance between the two that does not accurately reflect the game.
In my experience there are far more dungeons than dragons, no where near the 1:1 ratio the name suggest.
It should be DUNGEONS! and occasionally, dragons
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what if the movie is bookended by
@matthewmercer
DMing the party (made up of the actors) at a home game somewhere, and their game is the film?
Comic-Con 2022: Dungeons & Dragons Movie Features at Least One Big Cameo:
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Artist Eugene Jaworski had a tittle bit of fun with the new dnd orcs.
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Wizards accounts for just 22% of Hasbro's annual revenue -- but produces 72% of Hasbro's profit.
That’s… wild.
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I was sent a review copy of The Deck of Many Things,
@Wizards_DnD
latest (and last release of 2023) release for 5th Edition
#dnd
.
Is this the last release of 5th Edition before the '24 refresh?
Lets take a look inside
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Weighed in at 209 today. Started this weight loss thing at 262. You can do this shit. Find your motivation.
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These games are not set in the middle ages, don’t reflect the real world, don’t simulate anything. These are fantasy worlds, and as such you are free to set the tone of these fantasy worlds any way you want. Don’t let the “but this is how it was back then” bullshit set the tone.
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I wish WOTC would add a disclaimer to their digital maps they give away that allows for printing. Staples just refused to print a map of Faerun because of the copyright. If the map is made available to us for free online, let us print it out too.
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Scorsese and Coppola: "Superhero movies suck."
Alan Moore: "Hold my ale, gentlemen."
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I am very comfortable with the realization that I am an ok DM—at best. I’m not winning Oscars, not a fantastic storyteller, nor am I a master of rules & tactics. But players keep coming back because we have fun. That’s all we should all strive for. Fun. Everything else is gravy.
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I’m old enough to remeber the Noid from Domino’s Pizza having a video game on the NES.
A Wendy’s rpg ain’t that weird.
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When did it become taboo for player characters to die. Which edition led to that? Because I see it’s frowned upon now unless it’s agreed on, spoken about, etc., and wow, that’s a few steps removed from my expectations about the game. When did this shift happen?
#dnd
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Why should I?
WOTC accepted our terms for the OGL and put the srd under creative commons.
Why should I boycott?
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A saw a really fucked up movie today, my son wanted me to watch it with him to laugh... Leo the Lion, on Netflix. What the fuck.
There was a name I recognized in the credits there...
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My wife crashed her car.
She’s okay. But there’s damage to both cars. Her car is worse.
The other car was mine.
Parked outside our house.
Buy me a drink.
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You can keep the battle of the bastards or winterfell. This is gold.
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Hi everyone. My sweetheart of a sister in law has passed away from a massive heart attack. She leaves behind my nieces, who are just 2 years old and 3 months. If you could find it in your heart to help them in this difficult time, we’d appreciate it.
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I think I figured out who that annoying looking Halfling in one of the 5e books reminded me of.
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Here's a
#dnd
tip for players, which I am feeling right now in my game... Players...have your PCs REACT to your DMs narration. Take it and turn it into an action of some sort, give the DM something to work with to continue narrating, don't sit and wait for prompts, do something!
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Saw this on FB, not sure who the artist is, but it is a FANTASTIC editorial cartoon. Kudos to the artist, whoever you are!
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Someone just stopped me at my hotel
“Hey, were you at a session this morning? Did you have to choose between sacrificing yourself or two other players?”
“Yes. It was me.”
“Well done. Most people would choose themselves”
“Not me. Fuck that.”
#DnDLive2019
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Three weeks ago my wife was diagnosed with non-hodgkins lymphoma, discovered thanks to a routine colonoscopy. We moved quickly, and today she’s in day 4 of what will be pretty intensive chemo. We’re in good spirits, scared, but positive (today we celebrated Chemo de Mayo).
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Because if every time a gay character appears, it's suddenly "political", then they can never appear, can they? It'll always be "political".
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The amount of goodwill finance/legal is willing to sacrifice for the updated OGL is incredible. Either they have big deals in place already to carry them through this, or this bungled mess will be studied in business schools as a what not to do. Or both.
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Will you join me tonight at midnight eastern time with this fine specimen, as we take it for a twitter review? Tell your friends.
#dnd
cc:
@matthewmercer
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Holy shit!!!!!
'Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic' Movie In the Works at Lucasfilm
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Alright... Let’s do a twitter flip through of Tasha’s Cauldron of Everything, the latest
#dnd
5e release from
@Wizards_DnD
, who kindly provided me with a review copy of the book.
As always, this is afirst impressions” look at the book. I have not opened it yet.
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I read a complaint about Ashoka being more powerful than Luke at the time of The Mandalorian... dude, of course she is. She trained as a Jedi. In the temple. I mean, yes, of course she is. Luke really only went through basic training at this point in his life.
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I’m convinced dnd isn’t interested in high level play. The War of the Lance and facing Lord Soth merits high level play. The promise of draconic armies waging war merit high level play. The adventure tops off at 11.
Womp Womp.
I insist that dnd should explore a 1-10 game.
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My daughter got a 32 on her ACT and qualified for 100% scholarship is she attends a state public university. I am —f’ing thrilled— for her. 🎉🎉
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I saw a take that said PC death is a failure of the DM, and I think it’s a ridiculous take.
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My 11 year old has been designing a Marvel card game for months. We are playing now.
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Thing I miss about 4e: the monster stat block and how it included everything you needed to run the monster in it.
DCs for pc’s to have a chance to know lore about the monsters.
Defined monster roles. Helped you create tactics—the hardest part of DMing for me is combat tactics
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"A +1 axe? That's boring"
"Okay, it glows bright red like hot magma and sings an dwarvish battle hymn when it's within 100 feet of orcs."
"Okay. Cool. Wow."
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Alright. Lets do this. Lets take a look at the newest
#dnd
hardcover, and one created in partnership with
@CriticalRole
, Explorer’s Guide to Wildemount.
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