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im 12 years old and my parents forgot I exist
the rainforest
Joined May 2019
My first chainmail project was much more advanced than this.
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Liked this post without really thinking about it. Liked all the quote tweet takedowns without really thinking about those. At the end of the day not thinking always wins.
The first time I got my heart severely broken, I was walking around in a depressed trance and came across a yard sale where I stole this tiny dollhouse painting of a Ship at choppy seas. For 9 years I have hung it up as a reminder that every woe is small and temporary
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Yup makes sense.
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It’s okay to drive on the wrong side of the street if you have love in your heart.
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We asked 100 warriors from 100 provinces whether love could bloom on the battlefield.
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Developing a new type of humor in which there is no punchline and it’s not funny and you don’t enjoy it.
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Queen Elizabeth II is fine, she’s at my house, we are playing halo 3 campaign.
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Yukio Mishima was one of the most unhinged makers in media history.
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Your son is buying a beautifully carved wooden swan dumbass.
Quality conversation with my college son tonight… Why is it always $100
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Yoghurt taste so good when you ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s paint.
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I thought this was gonna turn into someone i would recognize but it just kept being someone I’ve literally never seen before.
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If there was $1,000 dollars at the bottom of a bowl of milk would you put your hand in and take it out (your hand would go in the milk).
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Uhh yeah bro they aren’t aliens they’re uhhhh… jimbacrinus. bostocki. crinoid fossils.
These are not aliens. They are jimbacrinus bostocki crinoid fossils found in Gascoyne Junction, Western Australia from the early Permian (280 million years ago) in the Cundlego Formation . [📷 _ycm_geology_]
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Anyone else think this thing is supposed to be wearing clothes.
my brother is doing research in ecuador this summer and he just sent me this pic
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Sorry if I miss your reply I have to find them all manually because I muted the tweet.
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Props to whoever distributed this guy.
The Lesser mouse-deer is the smallest known hoofed mammal that is widely distributed across Southeast Asia. So it has nothing to do with a rodent (except for the name). It is actually a tiny deer. [📹 digital_zoo].
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I’m developing a new cream which one can apply to the affected area.
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My girlfriend has to write an essay in her German class talking about a group of people she has a prejudice against which is an insane assignment in any class but German is possibly the worst option.
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@i_zzzzzz *investigating the 8th highly methodical murder of a certain type of person all connected in some way to a shady corporation* Crime is rampant in this city. this is why we need closed borders.
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I declared martial law a couple minutes before South Korea did. They copied me.
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There’s no third bro it says it in the picture.
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35, male, I have the head of a lion and the body of an eagle. Is it over for me?.
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A GOOD friend will be HAPPY when you SUCCEED. A BEST friend will BEAT you and KILL you.
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Yeah I’ll be sure to “shoot” you an email. With a freaking email gun. Using fucking “wmail bullets” you asshole.
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In 2010 I was made sole proprietor of my fathers vast estate.
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Wow, a hospital…. you know a hospital is actually one of the first places I ever lived.
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That’s awesome man. You have filled me with a rage that can only be expressed through violence.
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Learn this 1 simple trick for learning why Entropy is the Arrow Of Time
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It’s beyond my comprehension. I think I need to read more theory.
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If someone you love is experiencing a panic attack DO NOT try to call for help, simply grab them by the shoulders and yell “JUST BE NORMAL”.
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*flirting with progressive chick* men smell like shit. Men smell like ass.
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Wow that totally sucks for you man. And if it had happened to a character on a tv show I’d be feeling some major empathy right now.
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Update: an old woman sat next to on the train and said it was cute so I explained what happened and gave it to her and she named it Ash after me.
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Sorry if I ever did you wrong bro I just have so much rage and hate in my heart.
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My cat is employing abuser tactics, he is lovebombing me when its dinner time only to ghost me after I feed him.
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@kiyotoshi_y I realized recently I had somehow been reading 本日のコーヒー as 今日のコーヒー for weeks at one cafe and ordering it that way lol.
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Flesh rot is Normal. Flesh rots. It’s normal. It’s what flesh does. It’s what it wants to do.
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Oh my god the Columbo screenshots guy just passed out while watching Columbo.
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No its not.
friendship is just two people anxiously texting “hey are you mad at me??” over and over again until one of you dies.
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They’re called crabs because they can crab things with their claws.
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