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Yup makes sense
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It’s okay to drive on the wrong side of the street if you have love in your heart
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Developing a new type of humor in which there is no punchline and it’s not funny and you don’t enjoy it
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Queen Elizabeth II is fine, she’s at my house, we are playing halo 3 campaign
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Your son is buying a beautifully carved wooden swan dumbass
Quality conversation with my college son tonight… Why is it always $100
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Yoghurt taste so good when you ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s paint
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I thought this was gonna turn into someone i would recognize but it just kept being someone I’ve literally never seen before
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If there was $1,000 dollars at the bottom of a bowl of milk would you put your hand in and take it out (your hand would go in the milk)
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Uhh yeah bro they aren’t aliens they’re uhhhh… jimbacrinus.. bostocki.. crinoid fossils
These are not aliens
They are jimbacrinus bostocki crinoid fossils found in Gascoyne Junction, Western Australia from the early Permian (280 million years ago) in the Cundlego Formation
[📷 _ycm_geology_]
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Anyone else think this thing is supposed to be wearing clothes
my brother is doing research in ecuador this summer and he just sent me this pic
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Props to whoever distributed this guy
The Lesser mouse-deer is the smallest known hoofed mammal that is widely distributed across Southeast Asia.
So it has nothing to do with a rodent (except for the name). It is actually a tiny deer
[📹 digital_zoo]
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My girlfriend has to write an essay in her German class talking about a group of people she has a prejudice against which is an insane assignment in any class but German is possibly the worst option
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@i_zzzzzz
*investigating the 8th highly methodical murder of a certain type of person all connected in some way to a shady corporation* Crime is rampant in this city.. this is why we need closed borders
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A GOOD friend will be HAPPY when you SUCCEED. A BEST friend will BEAT you and KILL you
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Yeah I’ll be sure to “shoot” you an email. With a freaking email gun. Using fucking “wmail bullets” you asshole
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In 2010 I was made sole proprietor of my fathers vast estate
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Wow, a hospital…. you know a hospital is actually one of the first places I ever lived
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That’s awesome man. You have filled me with a rage that can only be expressed through violence
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It’s beyond my comprehension. I think I need to read more theory
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If someone you love is experiencing a panic attack DO NOT try to call for help, simply grab them by the shoulders and yell “JUST BE NORMAL”
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*flirting with progressive chick* men smell like shit. Men smell like ass
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Wow that totally sucks for you man. And if it had happened to a character on a tv show I’d be feeling some major empathy right now
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Update: an old woman sat next to on the train and said it was cute so I explained what happened and gave it to her and she named it Ash after me
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My cat is employing abuser tactics, he is lovebombing me when its dinner time only to ghost me after I feed him
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Sorry if I ever did you wrong bro I just have so much rage and hate in my heart
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@kiyotoshi_y
I realized recently I had somehow been reading 本日のコーヒー as 今日のコーヒー for weeks at one cafe and ordering it that way lol
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Flesh rot is Normal. Flesh rots. It’s normal. It’s what flesh does. It’s what it wants to do
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Oh my god the Columbo screenshots guy just passed out while watching Columbo
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No its not
friendship is just two people anxiously texting “hey are you mad at me??” over and over again until one of you dies
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Thought he was calling his son low level just as A person
My son has recently got into gaming, and of course, he wants to play elden Ring. He has autism and is 8 years old and is very low level and refuses to let me help him at all. This is him fighting Radahn.
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Therapist: Lions should not concern themselves with the opinions of sheep.
Lion: but they’re so fucknng mean
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Wow dude If a weird loser read your tweet I bet they’d really love it. But it made me throw up
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I was born extremely powerful and had to undergo extensive training to become average
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Children are naive as fuck. They will never survive in the real world
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More shy people have been killed than any other minority group in history
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I want an oil pipeline that goes through indigenous land for my birthday
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😂😭 The world has changed. Predator and prey have become allies, and a new age of peace and prosperity has been ushered in. All are equal— none are left behind. The crimes of the past have been forgotten in favor of complete cooperation for the pursuit of a common goal
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You might ask “if Pokémon are all so different what categorizes them as Pokémon” and the answer is that they lack the warmth of god’s light within them
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Do you think drawing a fat ass was his prize for drawing all the little detaily stuff first
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