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product; new york; white canvas sneakers; i wear a helmet

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Joined June 2008
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10 years
hi i'm ted cruz, definitely not three toddlers stacked no sir http://t.co/WlRSO1f0MY.
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5 years
the mortifying ordeal of being known
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6 years
beto just personally thanked the last voter at the last open polling place in el paso. he is in a pitch black parking lot thanking voters.
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6 years
why does this dog look like richard gere
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5 years
if you were getting married on the brooklyn bridge this evening, i’ve got some photos for you!
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5 years
hey pete i paid $18k last year for health care. with full insurance coverage. from BCBS michigan who you worked for. anyway if my taxes go up by $1,000 and my health care costs go down by $18k is that good? just wondering.
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Pete Buttigieg
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We’re not going to beat Donald Trump with plans that raise middle class taxes and take away your choice.
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7 years
i've had these harmonizing samoyeds stuck in my head all day
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7 years
someone has been replacing the NYC MTA ads with their own way more subversive (and subtle) versions
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3 years
it's called sandwalking and it's actually really important to not attract the shai-hulud
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11 months
i’m so tired of hearing people say kids are addicted to screens. kids are addicted to one thing: open mouth wet cough.
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8 years
la la land normalizes theater kids, and for that reason alone it should lose.
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5 years
update!!! i found the bride and sent her my photos! and their love story is crazy! this is the only photo of their wedding. i'm not usually sappy but this is exactly what i needed right now. if any reporters want me to connect them, DM me!.
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8 years
when you're the only one who's high
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5 years
in 2016, bernie sanders won every single west virginia county, and the popular vote, beating hillary by more than 47,000 votes. however, all eight "unpledged" delegates voted for hillary, making her the winner. cool and normal and good system we have here
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2 years
NBA players with Extremely Dune Names, ranked:.1. Lauri Markkanen .2. Jock Landale.3. Admiral Schofield.4. Johnny Juzang.5. Bones Hyland.6. Furkan Korkmaz .7. Nic Claxton.8. John Collins.
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10 years
two corgis afraid of large zucchini http://t.co/TfIWfDLYjD.
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1 year
we can all agree that these guys are the luigi/waluigi of eachother right
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4 years
@fcloth @i_zzzzzz i have this theory that the way reality show confessionals are pieced together from different sentences makes every sentence sound like uptalk and over time that led to everyone just genuinely using uptalk.
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when you're driving behind sideshow bob http://t.co/VaOoX39HlR.
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9 years
wait so does bisexual mean you have sex twice a year or one every two years.
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4 years
paging the owner of the white mitsubishi on riverside drive. your car is being reclaimed into the earth from whence it came. do not attempt to retrieve it.
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9 years
do yourself a favor and watch the audience cam instead and see what kanye thinks of all this http://t.co/w4ILesfPyz.
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4 years
nyc folks: a lot of COVID vaccine providers are not on the online booking tools, and you have to call to make an appointment. if you're not seeing any appointments in the usual city/state spots online, may be worth calling these. i'll make this a thread with all the numbers:.
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5 years
michelangelo's david statue protected by bricks during ww2
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5 years
1. both coffees are for him since ana has her own.2. light and sweet baby!!! .3. chaotic lid-only hold.4. mask in hand not on face.5. general aura of despair.6. open backpack
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@jon_bois watching baseball
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10 years
where is your god now http://t.co/DFGHe9VIBm.
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4 years
there is a font created entirely from congressional districts called UglyGerry
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9 years
what kind of dogs are these http://t.co/D880Wjz1vz.
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10 years
soulja boy's wife http://t.co/Z3FHzgCdKK.
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8 years
if we can put one man on the moon why not all of them.
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5 years
the proof that louie ck is not cancelled is in that he continues to go to our neighborhood coffee shop, unafraid, which i once avoided for over a month after they told me to enjoy my drink and i responded “you too”.
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8 years
please, slenderman is my father. call me slender-dude
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4 years
yang's answer reminds me of the billy on the street "for a dollar, name ANY woman" segment
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5 years
help me find them? @patkiernan @JamieStelter.
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the story!!! thanks to @patkiernan and @NY1
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Spectrum News NY1
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After a wedding photo went viral, the search was on for who got hitched Sunday evening on the Brooklyn Bridge. And after some NY1 sleuthing, we found them! Meet the newly married Nikolina Kovalenko and Stephan Ponova #MorningsOn1
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2 years
i think she’s innocent
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8 years
when ur having a great game but u remember ur team contributes to systematic degradation of native americans as they protest for clean water
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3 years
i have covid and called the city to report it and they said 'we don't trace anymore' and asked why i called them 👍👍👍.
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7 years
fleetwood macbeth
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movie idea : it's mamma mia except it's set in the forest and everyone is a witch and it's fleetwood mac songs instead of abba.
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7 years
why does this dog with a bone in its mouth look like @nathanfielder's surprised face
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11 months
sure why not
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2 years
couple of fetterwomen canvassing for @JohnFetterman today
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5 years
the safdie brothers AMA is full of gems
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7 years
my roku has a built in spotify button that when you push it leads to this screen that says there is no spotify for roku. love it and it's great
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5 years
the DNC should have to answer for this. waiting 7 hours to vote is voter suppression.
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Ed Lavandera
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The last voter at Texas Southern University has walked out of the voting booth. It took Hervis Rogers nearly 7 hours to vote tonight. #supertuesday2020
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6 years
@InsideEdition the reason they went in the emergency exit was because there were cameramen blocking the turnstiles. .
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6 years
i am one of the many definitely real and existing americans who loves private insurance. for example, i love paying a few hundred dollars every month for the privilege of then also paying for every medical service i receive.
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3 years
i think about this photo depicting nyc's first halloween after 9/11 a lot
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9 years
if you watch twitter backwards, it's about a bunch of sad people tweeting less and less until they're happy again.
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10 years
conflicting witness accounts? if only we had some sort of trial system to sort that out. .
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i see the drones are gone. due to congestion pricing.
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7 years
the house just passed a ban on abortions after 20 weeks, so if you give a fuck about women, i'd be calling my senator to make sure as hell it doesn't pass in the senate. (202) 224-3121. truly unbelievable that we still have to fight for this.
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5 years
part of the reason bernie swept WV was his ability to turn out and flip conservative voters .
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9 years
hi i'm a corgi definitely not ted cruz no sir
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HAPPY PRIMARY DAY! Go vote for @Ocasio2018 if you live in:. QUEENS:.🌹 Astoria.🌹 College Point.🌹 East Elmhurst.🌹 Jackson Heights.🌹 Woodside. BRONX:.🌹 Morris Park.🌹 Parkchester.🌹 Pelham Bay.🌹 Throgs Neck.🌹 City Island. Find your polling place:
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finally, an aisle that caters to my needs http://t.co/04elInLQXY.
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watching baseball @jon_bois
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trump then went on to win every county in the state, beating hillary by 42%, the largest margin in WV history. one has to wonder what the results might have looked like had the *actual* winner of the primary been allowed to run.
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remember this tweet when it wins and we are all victims of acapella flash mobs.
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4 years
everyone please meet my new dingo angel baby named jubilee
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a fun thing to do is ask someone what astrological sign they are and then, regardless of response, say "oh, same as hitler".
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If u had.One shot.One opportunity.To seize everything u ever wanted.In 1 moment.Would u capture it.Or let it slip?
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i shot the serif
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You Were Never Really Here (2018)
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little cosette!?
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Just drove by Ted Cruz’s house in Houston. His lights are off but a neighbor told me the block got its power back last night. Also, Ted appears to have left behind the family poodle.
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i affirm that new york is at its most pure during summer holiday weekends when everyone who wants to flee has fled.
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was he the first person to get covid in nyc.
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@HowardBeach14 A quick correction for you, I was infected with Covid in February 2020 and tested positive at Elmhurst hospital in March 7th there was no pandemic then. I was caught my surprise and took this plague serious very early on. Plenty of media to prove this.
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@elonmusk elon are you down with the clown.
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@isaiah_bb there should be a leaderboard where you can rank against competing babies.
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@bobby you can actually just squeeze the dog by hand.
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holy fucking shit
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when you're playing monopoly with bernie sanders and you have to be the banker
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this is the only good thing on the internet
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imagine being the first person to text this to adam curtis.
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This woman from Myanmar was recording her aerobics class. Unaware she recorded the military Junta arriving to the parliament for a coup d'etat in the background
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I'm Prepared To Die For My Belief That It's Butter.
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CNN NY Exit Poll of 18-29 year olds:.CLINTON: 28%.SANDERS: 72%.
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when you start talking about west virginia, a lot of people bring up coal - and say that someone like bernie can't win in coal country. not so - 55% of dems with coal workers in their households voted for bernie (vs 29% for hillary).
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free idea: give out vaccines on the staten island ferry. built in 15-min observation time.
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obama was the least popular in west virginia of any state in the US, which doesn't bode well for biden
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when your best friend is in a loving committed relationship & you're extremely supportive even though you know it will never happen for you
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i swear at this point turbotax has me second guessing myself
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it's time to show you The Big Corgi
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when you pick up a dog, you're picking up the whole dog, but when you pick up a cat, you're really just picking up the middle of that cat.
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@buttpraxis obviously anecdotal, but voters i spoke to on the phone in texas today told me:. - they were told if they vote today they can't vote in november.- bernie isn't on this ballot.- republicans were told to go in first and democrats to wait to go in after them.
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while we were all distracted beyonce registered 5 new songs with ascap 👀 http://t.co/j4wlpZeZwY.
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free him
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i swear at this point turbotax has me second guessing myself
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CNN NY Exit Poll of 18-44 year olds:. CLINTON: 39%.SANDERS: 61%.
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when a guy ignores your texts = ghosting. when a guy ignores your texts but keeps faving your tweets = ghosting in the shell.
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employees must hold hands before returning to work.
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