Gale could walk in on you taking a shower after he just railed you within an inch of your life jelly legs you can barely stand and he’d be like “my apologies!” and cover his eyes and leave the room
you tell Gale to blow your back out and he just goes “Morena Dekarios raised me to NEVER harm my partner” and then after an explanation he’s just like “OH yes I think I can do that”
A year ago I asked Tim what would annoy Gale and I think bro just took this opportunity to vent (the video was too long so I just clipped the funniest part)
You get so excited to tell Gale’s mother your carrying his child and she’s finally gonna have grandchildren and Gale is just SWEATING going “she’s gonna know we have sex”
Everyone wants to marry Gale but no one wants the 30 minute unskippable cutscene of his wedding vows where he’s sprinkled in the first uses of magic in wedding ceremonies with his mom and Tara in the background waving a sign for him to wrap it up
IM SORRY but i just feel like if Gale is going to town on his partner and they’re really wet/lubricated he gets off on the sound and just goes harder he’s so obsessed with the “plap plap plap” and being the cause of it he wants everyone in the next room to know what’s happening
I want Gale to spend hours cooking a traditional Waterdeep meal and explaining its history just for me to go “you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?”
Todays GaleThought™️ is whoever said “is purple Gale’s favorite color or is it just Mystra’s color” count your mf days bc it’s all I’ve thought about for the past year
Todays GaleThought™️ is I think if he went to visit his mother with his partner and they asked to see his childhood room Gale would get nervous and be like “I’m not allowed to have company in there with the door closed” Gale you’re a grown man
You can’t tell me Gale hasn’t finished prematurely at least once when his partner squeezed his head with their thighs and he just finished right then and there but did he stop no bc never back down never WHAT
Todays GaleThought™️ is don’t get me wrong obviously he’s my favorite companion but it’s also so funny to me how people NEVER bring up his negative traits: literally can’t stand being told no, is never content with having enough, so incredibly insecure. Like I love him too but💀
Do you guys remember the only time Gortash felt rage when Orin k*lled durge and says “she made feel something I don’t know what to call”…do you think he felt that when Durge showed up to the coronation with another romantic partner
Actually I’ll just say it lmao I think Gale is actually a big fan of grinding as the main event and you or him start it just to tease or be funny but before long he’s sweating and grabbing at you and begging you to take it out and touch him okay sorry bye
And if I say Gale probably prides himself on his use of his fingers and uses them very tactfully but also sloppily inside his partner just to show off his dexterity but make maximum mess then what
Todays GaleThought™️ is honestly I feel like his partner would have to keep him away from the neck/shoulder area during spicy times bc as soon as he’s able to attach his head there he’s mumbling and kissing the skin uncontrollably and then it’s over prematurely
Yall I keep thinking about the way Gale would realize that you genuinely want him and find him attractive and how insatiable he would become when he realizes this
And if I write a fic involving a scene where Gale is trying to get your shoes off but he gets so distracted eating you out through your underwear you have to pull him off by his hair what then???
Thinking about how sweaty Gale gets when he’s so close but he’s holding out for you and he starts to wince and gasp and he’s biting his lips and begging you and has lost all verbal coherency and is just moving your hand hoping you get the message
Todays GaleThought™️ is I love that in act 3 Halsin is condemning the rampant consumerism of Baldur’s Gate and meanwhile Gale is just like “I have four issues of this book but not in this color I’ll take it”
Todays GaleThought™️ is do you think when he said “druidic magic is beyond my expertise” he tried desperately to learn as a child to try to regrow that rose bush he set on fire
Today’s GaleThought™️ is I think he genuinely loves having his partner on top of him. He probably feels comfortable under them, he has unrestricted access to them (he’s handsy), and he gets to look up at him. Like if they crawl on top of him he’s immediately at peace
Todays GaleThought™️ is I feel like he would literally stay inside his partner until he fell asleep if they let him and not in a c*ckwarming way but in just like a he wants to be close get out magic man they want to go to sleep
Gale is probably such a messy kisser when he’s close or in the moment it’s not even kissing he’s just moving his tongue everywhere (that’s fine try you’re doing your best king)
Todays GaleThought™️ is imagine trying to flirt with him and saying you want him to rearrange your insides and he just “I can’t I’m not a medical doctor”
Todays GaleThought™️ is I think after his partner jokingly said they want to get him pregnant enough times he would say some shit like “I think you need to review the basic fundamentals of anatomy but you’re more than welcome to try”
Todays GaleThought™️ is I’m obsessed with the thought of him trying not to finish too fast the first time after the orb is stabilized but you tell him it’s okay and to just enjoy himself and then he’s going hard and gasping
Imagine having Gale at the back of your throat and he’s white knuckling his chair absolutely sweating and babbling and trying to not move even though he really wants nothing more than to take what he needs
Todays GaleThought™️ is imagine Gale’s partner is carrying his child and he gets SO embarrassed when people asked when it’s due bc he doesn’t want to tell people when they had sex “my dear they’re going to think we’re heathens for doing it during High harvest”
Today’s GaleThought™️ is I just feel like he gets really excited when you offer to do it anyplace that’s not his bed like it could literally just be the kitchen and he’d be like “we can’t get caught”….you live here Gale this is your house
Todays GaleThought™️ is I know I’ve said this before but he’s so obsessed with the sound of going in and out of his partner especially the tip bro edges himself unintentionally
Orin digging around in Durge’s brain and she found such feelings of love and peace and acceptance from Gortash it made her briefly envy them bc that’s not what love from Bhaal feels like at all hence her extreme rage to Durge not only from jealously but for making her faith waver
Actually I’ll just say it lmao I think Gale is actually a big fan of grinding as the main event and you or him start it just to tease or be funny but before long he’s sweating and grabbing at you and begging you to take it out and touch him okay sorry bye
Todays GaleThought™️ is things I think would destabilize the orb:
- sour candy
- takis
- the most mind numbing toe curling earth shattering neck that wizard has ever had
- getting snuck up on
- sneezing too hard
Todays GaleThought™️ is imagine Orin chooses him to kidnap and then we she k*lls him she’s confused as to why the entirety of the temple and baldurs gate fucking explodes
Todays GaleThought™️ is I really think he tries to wax poetic during the deed and in his mind he does, but cut to reality and he’s just repeating the same words into his partner’s skin and grabbing them blindly
Today’s GaleThought™️ is I feel like he’s so obsessed with his partners skin, especially during the deed. Like his mouth has to be on it at all times, especially their neck. His hands have to be grabbing anything and everything. ESPECIALLY when they wrap their legs around him
Todays GaleThought™️ is I feel it in my bones that one time he wanted to look like Elminster and bought the whole outfit and everything and as soon as he stepped out in it Tara started laughing and he’s never worn a pointy hat since
Todays GaleThought™️ is I’m thinking about how nearly every command he gives you in-game (“come here”, “take heart”, “give me the book” etc) he always says softly or in a whisper and I just think that’s neat
The first time you’re in Gale’s home in waterdeep and you can be as loud as you want and the next morning he’s jokingly like “here’s some medicine for your throat” and Tara is DISGUSTED
Gale gets off on being noisy and moaning into you while he’s eating partly bc he enjoys it so much but also bc he loves the sound of his own voice and if his mouth is too full he conjures a mirror image to praise both of yall
Todays GortThought™️ is everyone is like “oh he probably smells like oil” “no he smells like wood” pls that man became a duke and said “no more physical labor for me” man doesn’t even build his own steel watch he smells like expensive bath salts that he gets angry if you use
I just feel like Gale is really into fr*tting like the first time it was an accident and he just got carried away but now he can’t help himself anyway goodnight
Today’s GaleThought™️ is I think the harder he finishes the more pain it sounds like he’s in. After the orb was stabilized people probably rushed into his tent mistakenly worried and got an eyeful
i mean im not gonna lie and say im NOT thinking about Gale being behind you and its just too good and absolutely bruises your hips with his grip and is relentless and panting and theres barely any space between you and then immediately after he apologizes for “forgetting himself”
Todays GaleThought™️ is he’s so flattered when he feels how aroused his partner is like he can’t believe every time he’s even been known to throw out a “gosh”
Todays GaleThought™️ is I’ve said it before I’ll say it again he’s obsessed with teasing his partner and working them up just so the sex is louder HE LOVES THE PLAP PLAP PLAP
‼️Probably the hottest Gale fic I’ve written‼️
tags: professor Gale, 69ing, it’s based on my tweet yall went feral over the other day, gn reader/tav, husband Gale
Mirrored on ao3 here:
Today’s GaleThought™️ is he would be FULLY offended by just the existence of an easy bake oven. “You can ask Morena Dekarios baking is NOT easy” headass
Okay hi Im Sorry one more
but I’m obsessed with the idea of the orb being stabilized and Gale is going down on you with such enthusiasm and he just stops abruptly and says “I’m sorry if I keep going I will finish and I want it to be in you the first time”
Todays GaleThought™️ is the only line that irks me in a non god Gale romance playthrough is when he’s like “but what would I do with the crown” and you can say “you could be Mystra’s chosen again” and he says “a more deserving one this time” SIR?? was this whole quest for NOTHING