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@neshaeth
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2 months
where’s wabe? 🛸👽💫
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@neshaeth
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3 years
still waiting for a man to approach me at the bar to talk about nfts
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@neshaeth
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3 years
my wallet was compromised. i'm devastated. somebody took my eth and slowly, over the past 6 months, traded it all little by little for all these worthless nfts. can devs please do something?
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@neshaeth
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3 years
manifesting a man to approach me at the bar to talk about nfts 🙏🏻
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@neshaeth
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3 years
cant stand broke shaming in my comments. YES 1eth is a lot of money to me. yes I am priced out of a lot of stuff. I’m an adult with a nonprofit job and expenses give me a break. sheesh
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@neshaeth
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3 years
missed BAYC? check out lil baby jr jacked doodled flipped shiba inu ape wives 3d country club frens
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@neshaeth
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7 months
this tweet is for the boys ONLY he brought home this huge stick. I asked why - he said, and I quote, “any guy would understand.” is this true? do you understand??
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@neshaeth
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11 months
@queengwei @DramaAlert these gross men acting like they've never seen someone eat an appetizer, salad, entrée, and side before
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@neshaeth
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1 year
Where’s Wabe? 🔎
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@neshaeth
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3 years
just hangin out by the pool
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@neshaeth
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2 years
if a girl is attracted to you, don’t send her dick pics. send her photos of you in a suit. trust me
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@neshaeth
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3 years
if anyone out there wants to talk about nfts at the bar……… I’ll be here
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@neshaeth
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3 years
girls will really buy a $1,200 NFT as an excuse to buy a $15 bucket hat
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@neshaeth
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2 months
thank you @SappySealsNFT for introducing me to the most amazing person in the world I can’t believe I get to call him my husband — and it’s all because of the fat cat nft if that’s not utility idk what is 💍
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@neshaeth
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3 years
these men in my dms really act like this is tinder or something. PSA I am NOT interested in dating you I am simply interested in buying nfts and posting selfies
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@neshaeth
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3 years
cheers to a blurry weekend, my friends 🥂
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@neshaeth
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1 year
Where’s Wabe? 🔎 🎟️ 🎪 🎠 v.2
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@neshaeth
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2 months
update: we got married
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@neshaeth
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8 months
there’s a guy here with this on his golf clubs should I say something?? what do I say???
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@neshaeth
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3 years
you say “christmas party,” I say “crypto onboarding opportunity” 🙃
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@neshaeth
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3 years
nfts weren’t created to make you rich. they were created to make you look insane to your friends & family
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@neshaeth
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3 years
officially priced out of @SappySealsNFT , but at least I can afford their sweatpants
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@neshaeth
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3 years
it costs 0.0 eth to have a good attitude.
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@neshaeth
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3 years
hot guys are always a lil depressed
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@neshaeth
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3 years
bullish on people who are nice to me
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@neshaeth
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2 years
POV: you’re one of my nfts
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@neshaeth
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3 years
I’m convinced that there are only like 200,000 people on NFT twitter total and half of them are bots
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@neshaeth
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2 years
an arctic seal in its natural habitat
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@neshaeth
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3 years
seriously considering liquidating my entire life for a @LazyLionsNFT
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@neshaeth
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3 years
the @SappySealsNFT merch team knew exactly what they were doing while placing this logo. bullish.
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@neshaeth
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3 years
normally i wouldn't give them the satisfaction but this one was warranted
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@neshaeth
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8 months
there’s a guy here with this on his golf clubs should I say something?? what do I say???
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@neshaeth
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3 years
I am my seal and my seal is me. #arf
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@neshaeth
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2 years
teachers deserve more money.
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@neshaeth
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3 years
it’s difficult to put all this emotion into words... but I will try to keep this brief. ladies and gentlemen, we’ve done it. meet: spoon seal. 🥄
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@neshaeth
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9 months
this is me this is also me
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@neshaeth
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3 years
extremely rare photo of me not wearing sappy seals merch
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@neshaeth
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2 years
why do men do this
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@neshaeth
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9 months
I’m making another one of these if you want your seal to be included, please post it below + say something nice about me
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@neshaeth
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3 years
men, this is how you slide in. take notes
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@neshaeth
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2 years
another day, another arf
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@neshaeth
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6 months
put it all on $PIXL
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@neshaeth
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2 years
if you won’t try pineapple on pizza your genes are weak and your ancestors would have never survived the winter.
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@neshaeth
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3 years
je suis mon phoque et mon phoque c'est moi (i am my seal and my seal is me)
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@neshaeth
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6 months
me when i see a seal pfp doing literally anything
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@neshaeth
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2 years
still here 🫠✌️
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@neshaeth
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6 months
How It Feels To Be A Seal Right Now
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@neshaeth
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3 years
wearing my @SappySealsNFT hoodie to my anti-nft parents’ house for dinner... wish me luck
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@neshaeth
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2 years
i am so fucking tired of pretending that beer tastes good. it doesn’t
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@neshaeth
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3 years
crypto is for everyone. nfts are for weirdos.
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@neshaeth
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1 year
“the team is building, working hard, showing up every day” meanwhile, the team:
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@neshaeth
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3 years
celebrating the @CryptoMories bull run with a morie-garita
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@neshaeth
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8 months
predictions for 2024
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@neshaeth
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3 years
a date, except we sit a bar and show each other our favorite nft projects while getting hammered
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@neshaeth
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3 years
we stay arfin
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@neshaeth
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5 months
sappy
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@neshaeth
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6 months
is this founders pass utility?
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@neshaeth
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3 years
men, find a lady who likes nfts. she won’t cheat because she probably doesn’t go anywhere, and she’s already investing time & money in stuff she doesn’t need
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@neshaeth
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6 months
oh
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@neshaeth
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3 years
I’m a simp for every single man in the sappy seals community
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@neshaeth
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3 years
another day hoping somebody will arf at me in public (ft. lemon basil cider)
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@neshaeth
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2 years
discuss.
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@neshaeth
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3 years
I’ve been staring longingly at this seal for months… today I capitulated. welcome home, my friend!!!
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@neshaeth
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3 years
web2 me vs web3 me
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@neshaeth
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1 year
I kissed a sproto and I liked it
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@neshaeth
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1 year
thoughts?
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@neshaeth
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2 years
all hot guys own @SappySealsNFT
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@neshaeth
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2 years
y’all can’t complain about scammy cash grabby nfts ruining the space when you’re constantly buying and flipping scammy cash grabby nfts
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@neshaeth
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2 years
my face while listening to a man talk about anything besides @SappySealsNFT
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@neshaeth
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6 months
we’re growing this for you. come home
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@neshaeth
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2 years
if this tweet gets 1 like i will dress up like this seal
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@neshaeth
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3 years
I like my nfts how I like my men. Cute, chubby, with no utility, and steadily declining in value.
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@neshaeth
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3 years
who would've thought that a jpeg of a cartoon seal would be my ticket to financial freedom. wow. life's crazy. @SappySealsNFT
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@neshaeth
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6 months
this is me this is also me happy pink shirt day 🩷 arf
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@neshaeth
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6 months
monthly reminder that I’m a real person and not a festive seal jpeg
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@neshaeth
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2 years
it has been brought to my attention that somebody has been calling the shelter I donate to and requesting personal information about me. obviously this is unacceptable. i understand that I’m not taken seriously in this space but I don’t think I deserve to be harassed or hurt.
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@neshaeth
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2 years
today’s a good day to get after it 💪🏻
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@neshaeth
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3 years
if you’re thinking about buying a girl her first nft for valentines day - consider sending her an eth and let her pick one herself. you might just change her life!! 🥰
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@neshaeth
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3 years
crypto is down bad but my titties are up good
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@neshaeth
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3 years
@raa_apps last time i did this they asked me to send pictures of my feet to confirm it's really me??? is that normal???
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@neshaeth
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3 years
IF YOU CHANGE YOUR PFP TO A DIFFERENT NFT, JUST KNOW THAT I’ll be slightly confused for like .2 seconds and then I’ll remember who you are because I love you and you mean a lot to me and I support whatever pfp you choose to rock, my friend
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@neshaeth
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3 years
i would bet all of my eth that beanie has a micropenis
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@neshaeth
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6 months
wab really said "stop bitching" and the community locked in. incredible
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@neshaeth
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7 months
Big Onion. percy is unsure
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@neshaeth
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1 year
forget zodiac signs. what’s your fav seal trait
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@neshaeth
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3 years
I want to buy a new NFT and I’ve spent today hunting for a project with the following: * good team * fun community * utility * memes * good art * welcoming to women & SWers and ended up right back here buying another @SappySealsNFT . (if you have suggestions I’ll take em)
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@neshaeth
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3 years
don’t talk about nfts at the bar don’t talk about nfts at the bar don’t talk about nfts at the bar
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@neshaeth
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3 years
im overinvested in my stupid real life and underinvested in my fun online one
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@neshaeth
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2 years
can we collectively stop making fun of men for things they can’t control - like their height/penis size, and start making fun of them for things they can control - like their ugly nfts and horrible haircuts
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@neshaeth
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2 years
did you know: @SappySealsNFT merch adds 20 yards to your drives. (I know I’m bad, I’m learning 🥺 any tips are appreciated)
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@neshaeth
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8 months
my first attempt at a kid's book just dropped at the minimum price amazon would allow
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@neshaeth
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3 years
anyone else never eat breakfast and just rawdog it til like 3pm and then consume 2,000 calories all at once? that's intermittent fasting, right?
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@neshaeth
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9 months
a rare photo of Me in a Dress
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@neshaeth
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3 years
we've been telling you to buy @SappySealsNFT for months. did you listen?
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@neshaeth
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1 year
what your seal’s face says about you
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@neshaeth
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2 years
babe wake up new meme machine template just dropped
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@neshaeth
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1 year
You’ve got mail! 💌
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@neshaeth
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2 years
I am completely heartbroken by the events of the last few weeks. SF mint has been stopped & both collections will be removed as a result of legal action taken by the shelter that I donated to. I was not officially authorized to use their name or images in the fundraiser.
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@neshaeth
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2 years
on wednesdays, we wear pink and arf 🎀🦭
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@neshaeth
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2 years
do your research, do your taxes, do your girlfriend
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