*sticks tongue out* pfbbfllfbffffblfppbtfftf

oomf is on Instagram posting that nipsey hussle isn’t actually dead and is alive working with rick ross in mesa

fml I missed chanel beads live in Madison Wisconsin

waittt lowkey knowledge is power 😂 type shit

yo bro can I play with your car keys real quick?

This guy is trying to bring up ethics now as if he didn't lie to me for 3 weeks about not being able to cancel. Sorry buddy, I am sending ts back!

Nintendo wants me to pay $70 for two Wii games I’ve owned for over 15 years

just eating straight bs

I’m in office hours with g herbo

daily xeets incoming this month unless I forget. My mind 🩵

giving the inept eBay seller detailed instructions on how to cancel your order after they attempt to scam you >>>

spiritual noise

homeless man outside of kwik trip just handed me an ancient midwestern skincare potion

what I wouldn’t give to sip some fresh motor oil in carburetor county with the goat lightning mcqueen

“Labubu,” I whisper a third and final time, as I turn to the mirror and see my reflection blink out of sync—its eyes still staring while mine are shut. A slow, widening grin tears across its face, not mine, revealing rows of impossibly thin, razor sharp teeth.

every night I drop my iPad off of my bed and it makes a loud thud on the ground #upstairsneighbor

no I will not listen to lil tracy with you sorry

excellent job interviewing Harrison Dare, come to Madison, WI

“You changed” yeah I had chick-fil-a breakfast

seeing clairo and bladee on saturday. yeah

some days I decide I should never drink alcohol again and some days I just know an ice cold Tsingtao would pair perfectly with my chicken