And this is why. This is an itemized and timelined ChatGPT summary of that Weekly Citizen article that is going round. No wonder the author didn’t even want to pit in their name. Someone transcribed the whole thing here. #RutoMustGo

@lemi_mata49961 Wueh. Lucky are those who start at the top of the pyramid scheme🤣

@lemi_mata49961 Thanks yo. People can react to such that quickly ata? Like buy and short? Maajabu

Msee amesema Caucasians have 2% neanderthal DNA. Huyu msee ndio alichukua the other 98% 🤣🤣😭😭

RT @Iliketoeatkake: Instead of "good morning my baby" say "rada bois. Ndio kurauka?"

@marBr04644288 @Artsyrean After the success of the Sony Spiderverse films, people wanted to emulate that 3D that looks like 2D style.

@perryplatymapus Yeesh. Pole. That’s not okay. They are basically intimidated by your interest and dedication. They are both putting you down and asking you to reassure them. Ninge smile tu waone urembo zaidi waende wa deal na their discomfort mbali na wewe🤣

The way things are looking like with Trump and Co’s moves, watu wakue more serious about their sexual responsibilities. Dinyaneni na kinga. Kushaanza kunuka.

🤣💀😭

RT @MarthaKarua: To the extent that I could

@Adrian_Surname @perryplatymapus I’m losing it 🤣💀😭

RT @perryplatymapus: Not the goonalysis.

RT @kimcantstfu: Just found out that coconuts don't grow in germany So ironic hawana n@zi

Impeccable. Layered. Witty. Exquisite

RT @waithera_jk: “Unaua watoto juu wanakuambia uwache kuiba?”

RT @laureezyf: .@WilliamsRuto

@agarjk9 Because the desperate need to be loved and admired, by a teenager’s standards, still plagues him. His peers at least try and pass with a modicum of dignity by starting foundations and signing Giving Pledges. He makes memes. Ugh

Today I am grateful for joy, providence, hope and that I am not Aubrey Drake Graham.

RT @KegstandJesus: Imagine being the 17 year old high school girl that has to calm down drake over text