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Mwanamume unatumiaje towel after kuoga mwili? Jishikilie kwa roof ya bafu kisha oscillate kama pendulum hadi ukauke.
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Ukija kwangu kaa indoors. Acha kuzunguka kwa plot na towel kiunoni ukibrush meno,naku kohoa kohoa in the name of marking your territory.
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@ntvkenya
When government finds gold in your backyard it's theirs . When the same government finds weed in your backyard it's yours. This life no balance
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Bado mnangoja niwe verified ndio muni follow. Isoorait!!
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Kama sio caretaker kunikunjia kwa store ya mahindi, kutu ingenimaliza wajameni.
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Kesho ni Sunday, dress modestly guys. We can't be worshipping and horny at the same time.
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“As long as poverty, injustice and gross inequality exist in our world, none of us can truly rest.” — Nelson Mandela, former president of South Africa
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Sikatai hii gava iko na madeni, lakini wewe umelipa huyo jamaa alikushonea viatu last Saturday kweli?
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The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much.
Ronald Reagan
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Wanasema love your neighbor na nikiingia bedroom kumjulia hali wana niita milaya .
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Endelea tu kuweka kichwa fwaa ndani ya sewerage, utajikuta una shikilia trouser yako na suspenders.
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Nimefungua bra tirries zangu zika drop kama album mpya ya Amapiano.
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Nimejaribu kukimbia huku inje rounds kadhaa,sahii watu wamejikusanya kwa plot wanasema kuna mchawi .
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Kama raha yauwa sumu wanywiani, amepatika amefariki kwa bedroom ya jirani.
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Yani kupata kifuniko ya beans kwa exit door ndio kitu ya kunipatia talaka wajameni?
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Ametaka kupanda mti, nikamuuliza who is Nadiah? Akajam na kuniita mbwa, nika back off hadi hapa X. So guess whose bark guys!!!!
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Unasema niamke nijitume, na nikijituma kukupiga ngeta unaanza kuniita mwizi.
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Always do what is right even when no one is watching.
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@citizentvkenya
When i saw the video, it reminded me of George Floyd the American man who was murdered by a police officer in Minneapolis Minnesota.
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Akikuambia lips zako zimeparara muulize "ni za juu ama chini?"
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Mimi sio nabii, lakini najua kuna comrade kuku inje hajaoga mwili tangu Monday.
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Nimepatikana kwa plot niki jaribu kuanulia watu nguo kwa balcony zisibebwe na upepo, sahii kila mtu ana niita mwizi.
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Sitasahau siku nililewa kufika home nikauliza baba "yani wewe hukuona wasichana warembo huku inje ukaamua kufa dereva kufa makanga?"
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What is Lusaka, the capital city of Zambia doing in Bungoma County?
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Type yako ni yule mtu blood yako na yake iko compatible. Hii ingine pan tambua.
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Mvumilivi hula mbivu, amebanwa na njaa akaamua kunyunyizia chumvi ale.
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Mnasema football is the game lakini blue is not the colour. Mambo imechemka
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Ungekuwa unafungua vitabu venye unafungua mguu, ungekuwa mbali sana.
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Hii ku tweet nikitembea itafanya nipigwe kofi. Nimekanyaga mguu yenye iko na fracture huku inje.
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Uko busy unatafuta type yako, na type yako iko busy inatafuta type yake.
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Mlisema bottom up approach. Next ni king of the skies. The honourable flying mantis.
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Whoever tries to shake a baobab tree ends up shaking his buttocks-African proverb.
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Aston villa 3, Man U 1. Hii prediction isipo come true, nitafute u dislocate pelvic muscles zangu hadi ni cum to my senses.
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Namaliza kupika supper na jirani anaingia eti anataka kuwatch news. Imebidi niongeze pilipili kwa chakula.
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Tangu nipatikane na kifuniko ya beans kwa exhaust, tunazima stima ndio tushiriki mapenzi.
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Tangu jamaa wa butchery anikatie nikakataa, siku hizi naekewa mifupa tu.
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Endelea tu kunikoroga akili kama concrete ya mjengo .
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Eti huwezi lala juu ya stress, umejaribu kulala juu ya mattress.
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Weekends ni fupi kama shot ya kwanza. Sasa kesho ni Monday.
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Nimepata a good shepherd. His rod and staff, they comfort me.
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Impeachment kila kona. Hata wewe usipo change utakuwa impeached for gross violation of your marriage vows and inflammatory utterances.
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Mungu nifundishe kunyamaza kama Vice President wa Uganda.
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Wewe ukinunua wig ya 50K ubandike kwa kichwa, mimi nanunua concrete ya 50K namwaga site. Akili mtu wangu.
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Aliniuliza unaitwa nani, nikamjibu naitwa Caro. Akasema kwa mshangao, "no wonder una kaa raw!!"
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Mali ni safi hadi siku utaipeleka kwa swimming pool ndio utajua mali ni ghafi.
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What you see is what you get, amekiona akapata cha mtema kuni.
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Nimepewa soda nijifungulie na meno karibu nibaki kibogoyo. Thai ningekuwa nathemaje na watu thatha.
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Nimeeka ngoma ya 'Short and sweet' ya Sauti Sol huku kwa plot , comrades wamembao huku inje .
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"The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do."
Joseph Stalin
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Landlord ameweka motion sensor alarm kwa plot. Mtu hawezi hamisha vitu usiku in peace.
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Towel ya comrade imefika 4th year kama semester yake na hajali. Hadi iko na mikia kando.
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Kuishi kwa aluminum apartments ni raha tupu, sahii naskiza news na ngoma kali kali zenye jirani anaweka. Budget ya kunua tv nilisha sahau mimi.
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In my prime sahii ningekuwa nimeinamishwa kwa kichaka karibu na mtoni.
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I never look back unless I'm checking the size of my butt.
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Kuna mtu ako church ana pray halafu kuna mimi hapa na prey. Lazima nitoke na ubavu wangu huku.
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Never look down on me unless you are planting a kiss on my forehead.
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Niliacha kunywa pombe siku nililewa nikajipata nabisha kwa gate ya prison nifunguliwe niingie nilale.
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Design nashikwa kichwa na barber, murmur wee, acha barber aitwe barber.
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Unashangaa mbona Homa Bay hakuna homa kumbe walijipanga na Kaluma.
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I never look down on any man unless I am helping him to adjust his zipper.
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Before launching your missiles, kindly ensure that you are in a protected area. You don't get it forget about it.
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If they are sick and tired of you, wish them a speedy recovery.
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Watu waki erect buildings za biashara waendelee kimaisha wewe una erect kupeana mimba kiholela holea.
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Anthem ya kwangu ina imbwa. Acha niende nika hoist flag niki pledge loyalty and my readiness to defend the flag of my bedroom.
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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop
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“There is no nobility in poverty. I've been a rich man, and I've been poor man. And I choose rich every fucking time. ” ― Jordan Belfort
Form ni kutoka block. Gm.
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Hutaki kuni engage hapa unadhani nita kuambia tufanye wedding?
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Acha nitafute deep heat nipulize magoti na mgongo, uzee utanimaliza. Wa mwisho kutoka X afunge mlango. 🤚
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Mlisema coat arms ni ile iko na mikono, halafu diplomatic tie ni ile inavaliwa na a diplomat?
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Despite David knowing that Bathsheba was married, he sent for her and slept with her. The story of David and Bathsheba reminds us of how great men who are called by God are still humans and struggle with sin.
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Imagine going to hell for small lies like "I miss you too , you are my whole world"
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Mimi si nabii lakini najua huku inje kuna comrade haja change ngotha yake tangu Saturday.
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Tulisema kazi ya heart ni kusukuma oxygenated blood to the body tissues na kupeleka deoxygenated blood to the lungs for oxygenation. Hiyo ingine pan tambua.
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"Mbaazi ukikosa kuzaa husingizia jua." Acha ku blame Ten Hag, wanao sakata kabumbu ni players.
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Having a friend who can mention your name in a room full of opportunities is such an underrated blessing.
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Mtoto wa landlord ameniuliza kinyume cha neno 'simama', nikamjibu 'nibaba'. Siwezi lipa rent tena ni funze moto free of charge.
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Mimi si nabii lakini najua kuna deals za kifala zinapigwa huku inje. Na ili ziivane kuna mwenye anapeana a brown envelope kama catalyst. Halafu kuna wewe hapo wa kupigishwa magoti ukiinamishwa ndio iende through.
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@Kenyans
He is busy with demonstrations to make food affordable for everyone, while you are busy with bedroom demonstrations to make Sammidoh affordable for yourself
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Mtoto akizaliwa kwa mpaka wa Uganda na Kenya, citizenship yake itakuwa ya Uganda ama Kenya?
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Man United iliacha kusajili wachezaji ikasajili ngoma ya kugongwa.
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Kuna comrades huku inje wanazunguka kama jua. Wanaamkia East, wanalalia West. Mtamaliza sole ya viatu wajameni.
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Eti umemuweka moyoni bila yeye huwezi ishi. Kwani yeye ni pacemaker au Implantable Cardioverter
Defibrillator (ICD)?
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