Nadia Detriment
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In case you ever wondered what a pressure washer would text—my husband accidentally sent me a voice recognition message while washing something in the yard.
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I got jabbed at the Mumford Walmart! I will be invincible.
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Started teaching my first online class of the year and THEN noticed my leopard-print nightgown hanging behind me.
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I’m sorry, but this season of THE PANDEMIC is just too many stupid and unbelievable events with unlikeable characters and lots of bad actors.
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Sweet revenge! After years of living covered in cat hair, I’ve discovered one of my hairs on the cat.
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Please take a moment to feel sorry for my 13yo, who has the enormous misfortune of having to take a shower without her shower playlist because it’s after her phone curfew.
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What if the real freedom is from the people we unfriended along the way?
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Some personal news: I’ve accepted a position as a cat. If you need me, I’ll be curled up by the fire, with occasional breaks to eat and ask for attention but then ignore you.
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I don’t care how many vaccination posts or selfies I see, I’ll like them all. It’s a gesture for the greater good, community and hope. ❤️
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When I say I keep buying the same clothes, I mean literally for decades now…
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Recently I have come across bread labeled as “brown bread” that was NOT actually brown bread, and so I am making an official bread statement here: in the Maritimes, brown bread is made with both oatmeal and molasses.
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Have we done the beach angle yet? We have lots of lovely beaches in Nova Scotia.
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I don't know why Donald Sutherland is trending, but maybe use it as an opportunity to watch DON'T LOOK NOW.
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What’s bright red and has pockets?
(A sunburned kangaroo)
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Canadiana alert!
Courtesy of the Toronto Public Library digital archives, here’s “Bruno Gerussi practising for new TV series. He's going home to Vancouver for a show called The Beachcombers.” 1971
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What a dark day. Heaving a sigh and a wish for Nova Scotia.💔
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Who knew my call to adventure would come on a Monday morning in a Scotia Square bathroom stall?
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When my son was just weeks old, I would go to the grocery store w/ him, & I'd get women coming to my cart to see him, saying things like "My baby is 17 yrs old!" or "My baby is all grown up, almost 30!"
And yeah, I've now become one of those people. My baby turned 18 yesterday.
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Got my second dose and all you get is my crooked smile, not even a bandaid shot
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Ummmm isn’t this sweet potato like unusually veiny?
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Dug my early-2000s dancing outfit out from the Halloween costume bin today.
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Folks, I ventured outside and I think I am drunk. It is a sensory smorgasbord of sun and smells (lilacs! mowed grass! sunscreen!) and pasty Haligonian flesh.
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Self-Portrait Of A Mother Waiting To Pick Up Her Child, 2023
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My 14yo tells me this outfit has “powerful mom who is married to a rich doctor and forces her kids to take ballet” vibes
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Hold yer horses—mama’s going out (These are SIL’s boots that 16yo wore at Osheaga 🤠)
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We’re setting clocks forward tonight, but maybe at the same time we can all agree to put the calendar back at 2019, aim for a do-over?
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Me: I think my glutes are getting stronger!
Him: Yeah, your butt is better.
Me: Better?
Him: ...
Me: Better than what?
Him: ...
Anyway, I no longer have a husband, but I need to know what to do with a deer in headlights.
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Is it possible to drive past Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! without saying it out loud a few times?
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I took off my bra and nachos fell out.
In the running for wife of the week.
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I forgot how much of working from home is just wandering around the house looking for your cup of coffee and talking to yourself.
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I really wasn’t expecting anything for Mother’s Day, but my husband and kids just surprised me with a fishing rod (11yo’s idea), and I am a happy camper. 🎣
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It turns out that using a cucumber as a karaoke mic will make your 17yo turn around and leave the kitchen.
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living dangerously
(taking bathroom selfies with a phone camera that’s finally working again after the great toilet water incident)
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Good morning to anyone and anything feeling partially refloated but still stuck.
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Adding some excitement to the evening by wearing these and giving myself a 50/50 chance of tripping on my pants
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I just learned that roundabouts used to be called GYRATORY CIRCUSES.
Starting a petition to change Halifax roundabout names now.
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I guess this place is good enough for one more restaurant bathroom mirror selfie
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I finally tried a silk pillowcase (for reputed hair & skin benefits) and it glides and slides like a dream; now I’m going to have to get a whole silk sheet set like some cocaine-fuelled 80s hedonist.
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11yo’s class is doing a project on political parties. Her group “got stuck” with the Conservatives. The rest of the grade 6 class feels bad for them.
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How concerned should I be? I’ve discovered that 16yo keeps a guitar pick in his wallet. Is he going to be THAT guy at parties? I haven’t yet heard him practice Wonderwall.
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Turns out I need Twitter to share my ridiculous buys
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12yo has started watching a very old show where they don't even have phones. The name of the show is Friends.
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It’s the “You can take the girl out of the fishing village, but not the fishing village out of the girl” post
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At Unchained Kitchen, which 15yo has declared to have “Pinterest hipster” style, but I am no hipster, I am your mom and I keep mistakenly calling it Unchained Chicken.
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The comfy pant era continues. I told 20yo that I’m now into pleated pants like Tony Soprano, and he took one look at the pinstripes on this pair and said they were more like Al Capone pants.
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I am *trying* to take a social media break, but I thought you should know that I bought a new black dress, slightly different from my other black dresses, including the one I was wearing today.
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I was going to clean my mirror, but I ran out of time so you get what you get
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With my kids for their Covid vaccines at the Halifax Forum feels so much more momentous than when I got mine at a pharmacy. So many parents and kids, all in this together. 💕
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11yo: I need pictures of you for a project
...
Later
Me: Ok, how many pictures do you need?
11yo: I don’t need them anymore.
Me: Why not?
11yo: I have some already.
Me: What? Where from?
11yo: The internet. From your Twitter.
Me: 😳
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Current level of fitness to re-enter society: my sweaty, squinty self just about took my shirt off in public before I realized that I was wearing a regular bra, not a sports bra.
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This was in my grocery bag, but I didn't pay for it.
Life is literally giving me lemons.
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No indoor plumbing and no cell service, but plenty of canoeing, kayaking, fishing, camp firing, stargazing and just general getting dirty in the woods.
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I’m going to figure out what’s up with Princess Kate.
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Snowflake is wondering if I really need another cat-print piece of clothing
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I am bound by the provisions outlined in the Liquor Control Act of Nova Scotia to inform you that I got ID’d at the NSLC today.
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Getting Archie’s opinion on the blue on blue on blue combo.
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For St Patrick’s Day, I wore my new green dress! ☘️ That looks like a black dress in this pic...
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Me: What do you think of when someone says “millennials”?
16yo: People who have finished university and hang out in coffee shops. When they have kids, they give them names like Brylee and Ashdyn.
11yo: Old people.
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I heard yelling outside my house, so I peeked out the window to see four kids parked on bikes in the street, all two metres apart, trying to have a conversation.
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10yo, after I say goodbye to her: And PLEASE don’t wave when I get on the bus. It’s embarrassing.
Me: But the bus driver waves at me! It would be rude not to wave back!
10yo: Wait. You’re not waving at me?!
Me: um no...
10yo: ...
Me: ...
10yo: What?!
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Just look at this pic! Very jealous of 19yo’s canoe trip in Algonquin Park.
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It now appears that my decision to go without alcohol until the May long weekend was utterly ridiculous, and that opting for wine, opium tinctures and cocaine, à la Queen Victoria, would be more appropriate.
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I popped into the shoe store for just a minute while back-to-school shopping and these heels found me.
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My arm isn’t quite long enough to capture this, but here’s Mr. Archie, mostly recovered from a UTI and snuggled up with me by the light of the Christmas tree.
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Did I squeal when my hairdresser called me? Did I scream that I missed her? Did I tell her I love her? Will I need training before I can see people irl again?
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