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thinking of that time in my life when our car’s engine got heated up and it was all smoke around us and we got out of the car and started running to save our lives. what my dad did was open dikki to save his laptop while we all almost died.
men’s love for their gadgets is crazy
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My friend is teaching me to write malayalm and I think I am a fast learner
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What’s with North Indian girls and their obsession with mallu guys?
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Never have i felt like punching someone on the face too hard other than this character.
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Can you relate to your North Indian mallu mom saying , "trainil ninn idhar udhar povanda. Arelum samaan oke leke povum”
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People get named after their father’s exes or side chicks but my dad decided to name me after his celebrity crush within 5 mins without even discussing with my mom
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Pov: your mallu roommate comes back from home🫶🏼(mom sent me kozhi Ada)😭
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texted an old situationship after sooo long to enquire about something and bro asked me “Ante kalyanam vallom aayo😂” 💀💀
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Found this at a local shop and bought it for 5 rupees and found ₹1 inside. So happy😭
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Thankyou . I am also a mallu. And pls keep your opinion to yourself.
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Am I the only one who has no idea what is everyone talking on mallu twitter today?
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Me ( muslim) and my friend (Christian) impulsively decided to go to a hindu temple together and decided to call today a holy-day ( we are both atheists when not at home)
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How hard is it to find a good biryani away from home( Kozhikode)😔😔
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People who send voice note of more than 30 seconds are turn offs
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I was so happy I was finally getting a mallu roommate but now we don’t have a room to stay🥲
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Since many of you don’t know what kozhi Ada is. This a malabari tea time snack.
Pov: your mallu roommate comes back from home🫶🏼(mom sent me kozhi Ada)😭
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Kozhikode lulu mall will be the new hilite mall for people from malappuram for the next 50 years
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To the men I don’t like to interact in my dms, thankyou for the everyday gm wishes and yes I am fine and thankyou for calling me pretty on a daily basis. Your validation was much required in my life .
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Me when he is emotionally unavailable
Eastern white pine tree absolutely oozing sap
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Do you also experience post- covid brain fog ( less attention span and memory loss)
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No offence but I don’t think Laapata ladies is Oscar worthy. It’s a real feel good & beautiful movie tho.
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I have no idea why my mom dressed me up like a little waitress😭
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Sugar cut cheythitt ulla clear skin onnum enik venda. Ithra dedicated aayirnnel I would have cracked neet
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Do you also see what I see
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Every other guy i know has made Ranga Annan & Ambaan their whole personality now. I don’t know how long will it take for them to come into their own elements.
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Preparing each other to die sooner
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Even my 100 rupees FC road earphones lasted longer than you brother
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Tumbbad kanan vanitt , these couples behind me are doing chumma chaati ravile thanne😭
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Hands down Nimisha Sajayan is the prettiest
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We all need someone in our life who gives us reality checks when needed. I don’t have to worry cuz my mom does that for me daily.
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Again. Bro plsss for once spell it right. I told there’s an n in the end and still
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Turned on my last seen to stalk someone else’s last seen but forgot that my mom could also see my last seen. Got a call just now🥲
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Lady professors will never leave their drama behind. Somewhere inside them there’s always a primary school teacher who will always treat you like kids.( mine wanted to see my parents now)🙂
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arrived 1.5 hours early at the railway station. I have successfully turned into my dad.
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Me chasing emotionally unavailable people like a bull would Chase red☺️
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growing up outside kerala I am still confused about cake muricho or cake vetyo and mudi vetti or mudi murichu and many many vettals & murikkals
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Me regretting after fighting with mom everytime:
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How to tell my muslim owner who has high hopes in me to keep it low?🥲
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This is when I miss school canteenile 10rupee lime and muttapuffs
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new fear unlocked:
A rat came under my legs when I went to eat at my go to hotel
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Big apologies to my future kids bcoz my favourite and first child will always be my niece
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Ok but how do I tell my parents that I am going for cigarettes after sex concert? Muh pe chaata na pad jaye
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The amount of oil in samosa is negligible compared to the oil on my nose
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Relentlessly commenting under everyone’s Onam fit pictures . Everyone soo cutus 🥰🥰
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My mom will send me off to another state to study but won’t let me go out to a place 30 mins from home when I am back at home
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My ex just self -roasted himself by telling that I have bad selection in men
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Adulthood is all about trying not to become your mom or a mother yourself 🙂
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I can never understand the people who watch a movie in any other language other than the original one
I can never understand the people who watch English movies in Hindi 🤡 i mean whyyyy????
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My periods and exams always come hand in hand. I was born to suffer
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Early morning kozhikode mini vlog shouldn’t be you going to edeyl hotel to eat pazhampori ,beef and chaya and then chilling at the beach. Ok i am jealous
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There is a guy who has had this massive crush on me from when I was in 7th till now. What is this?😭
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My mom’s biggest concern rn is why FaFa and nazriya aren’t having kids yet😭
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Atp me being able to finish this without getting it lost will be one of the biggest achievements of my life
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sometimes it takes a lot of courage to get out of your bed , dress up and go outside
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Only school where teachers won’t ask you ‘Fashion show ke liya aayi ho kya’ would be NIFT
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Imagine sipping tea and munching on some hot fritters with the love of your life from the balcony of your own 2bhk apartment ✨
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