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@n0t_fakeb0i
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n0t_fakeb0i ❤️ 30 🧡 they/he 💛 pan/polya/partnered 💚 ur local service top 💙 leo//leo//aries ☀️//🌙//⬆️ 💜 no nudes but sometimes lewds 🔞 minors DNI
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@femmeT_T casual fans hear her sing abt kissing/dating both boys and girls in her music likeee as a fan I get why ppl assume she’s bi until told otherwise
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@nyanrachas @femmeT_T but casual fans would not be looking for that. that’s what I’m saying. *you and I* know that bc we are big fans who follow her closely, but she has a newfound GLOBAL reach. It is wrong for us to assume that everyone who has heard her music knows even minuscule things abt her.
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@JustinWhang If you can’t control your candy consumption (as this seems to imply) then that is your moral failing, not the candy’s.
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@nyanrachas @femmeT_T 🗣️‼️CHAPPELL ROAN IS A LESBIAN‼️🗣️
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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10 months
@Fight_Circus @JustinWhang not to young men and zealots who use “shitposts” like this to justify their misogyny
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no I am not horny yes I would like to see your boobs
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@fuckedupfoods bro ur sponsored posts are bad lmao
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@femmeT_T 4 priv rts is insane just say what u gotta say babes
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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10 months
@Fight_Circus @JustinWhang yes. Absolutely yes.
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@FirstNetGov yea very brave of departments across the country to beat, pepper spray, and shoot at unarmed student protestors taking a stand against genocide. definitely worth recognizing these “brave” people!!!
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@MeganBitchell she has embodied “gotten too silly” better than any one else ever has
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@madisoncraves claiming this is a Madison beer song is fucking crazy lmfao
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@TroubledScribe @Royals take transit, nerd.
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@witti_indi making this post my only bookmark so I can check back on things tomorrow
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@odeionct127 again, casual fans are going to take lyrics at face value. they are not going to care to research when it feels so spelled out for them. I’m not saying it’s *okay* to assume but I am saying that is what’s happening.
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@CherryShyGuy @nyanrachas @femmeT_T As media catches up to her platform I’m certain more people will readily know and admit she’s a lesbian!! It’s what she deserves!!! It’s just not fair for fans to expect that recognition rn :(
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@milkstrology Leo season starting w the moon in cancer was not a fair move
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@Motabhai012 @NoContextHumans this is literally not funny lmao
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you have to understand this is a celebrity moment for me @cleptocowboy
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f*gg*t
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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10 months
@Fight_Circus @JustinWhang Bro the point is that these “shitposts” have real life effects, especially on young minds. It’s not a reach to believe that people really take posts like this to heart. It’s fact. No degree of you calling me delusional will change that.
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@aytekintank Jesus Christ just say you’re not good at business
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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2 years
tell me I’m hot it’s all I’ve got left lmao
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@dearmothica dear god(s) please take all of mothica’s pain, triple it, and give it to JK Rowling
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@Fight_Circus @JustinWhang low quality bait I am grounded in the morbid reality of the failing capital-patriarchy
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@WesInman1 @gunsnrosesgirl3 They have evolved into symbiotic relationships. Plants existed long before animals did, and we have geological proof of that. The Earth has had billions of years to modify, breathe, and grow new relationships through mutual evolution. Denying that is offensive to the Creator.
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@Fight_Circus @JustinWhang Unfortunately a lot of people are not so disposed to “common sense” and we must be sensitive to those failings by not sharing these “shitposts” with even a confusable degree of seriousness. It’s what leads to living jokes like Andrew Tate coming to and maintaining popularity.
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@bigtwist6 @wwarrior_1 this is literally the only acceptable reason to pay for blue ty for your service 🫡
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@notahorror name a duo with a better face card
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@archivetic @DESIRED_PLUTO man nah don’t hold her hair way down there that /just/ hurts. grab from the scalp and make her arch more.
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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idk bout y’all but I have literally never heard any of these songs in my life
@madisoncraves
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“i’ve never listened to a madison beer song” yes you have | a thread !
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@EricHovde I know Elon makes hacks like you feel safe on Twitter but I can guarantee you are not hitting your target audience begging for money here.
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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1 year
genuinely don’t understand why ppl have a problem with clear consent and openness with multiple partners like bro I can tell you have unhealthy standards for relationships and cannot sustain even one partner bc of your fucked up perspectives on love
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me at 9:30 am after firing off a series of tweets endorsing violence towards the polyamorous community
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@Fight_Circus @JustinWhang That “unwrapped candy” (meaning women clothed vs unclothed) are to be “consumed” (whether physically or mentally) by those with an “appetite” (alluding to being horny). Painted plainly by the blasé nature with which the man says “I love candy.” 1/2
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@woolymeadow @novemeblue good thing she’s gay and your opinion doesn’t matter anyway then huh
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@raiodeandromeda straight girls say that boys suck too that does not make them lesbians
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@bigtwist6 @wwarrior_1 my brother in christ you paid to be able to edit tweets
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@WesInman1 @gunsnrosesgirl3 Your self-fulfilling faith is damaging your ability to appreciate the beauty that is the randomness of evolution on this beautiful planet we share. It took eons of slow, natural changes to bring us to here. Give your god credit for the patience it took to place you among it all.
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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SORRY GIRLIES IM ADORABLE
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@TroubledScribe @Royals Homie KC is one of the few cities in the US remaining with streetcar service. Make use of it.
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@beextattoos girl I support u but ur getting banned for this for sure 💀
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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Hello (for the girls and theys only)
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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literally already doing this shit the moon rlly is my wife
@ashanism
ashani the alchemist ☿
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new moon in cancer messages fire signs aries, leo, sagittarius - revisit old hobbies & goals you had as a child. - spend time alone to reconnect with yourself & your body. - map out long term goals & take time to imagine yourself reaching them. - create a vision/mood board.
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@BuffLopunny @notahorror you (and most anyone else who followed her for that matter) are obv not included in the pool of people who are eligible to be the “who” in “ME AND WHO” which is incredible normal since we are strangers in her phone
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@Fight_Circus @AliciEgg @JustinWhang Because it is our duty to care for others. That is what humanity is. What did anyone gain by sharing this “joke”? No points are being made EXCEPT lending into the misogyny which is already so rampant online. It’s not censorship if nothing is lost. Just tell better jokes.
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sorry I’m prettier than u
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@Fight_Circus @AliciEgg @JustinWhang no it is not. It is using misogyny as a caveat for a joke. There is no mockery, just vague dancing around the “material”. There is no comedy here.
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@sharkofmainst @carriethefairyo never felt a woman’s touch before huh?
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@WesInman1 @gunsnrosesgirl3 Rock aging is reliable science. We can track back earthen layers because we know the rate at which soil is deposited and eroded. The circular confirmation using fossils is an affirming step, not the only method of dating. Science is more reliable than scripture everytime.
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@Fight_Circus @JustinWhang even lower quality bait I find beauty in the birds chirping and write every day about the boundless love I feel from the world around me yet you are stuck here arguing over whether or not people are daft enough to take “shitposts” seriously
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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3 years
got my face BEAT tonight can we PLEASE validate me bc HOLY SHIT
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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10 months
@mole_miner85314 @kayceonkay @JustinWhang Lust and starvation are incomparable. Lust is not a need that must be met. Hunger is. Instead of teaching women to not “indulge a man’s lustful appetite” why aren’t we teaching men to understand which appetites are necessary to fulfill? There is no scenario where 1/2
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@Fight_Circus @JustinWhang thus entitling him to eat it once it has become “unwrapped”. All of the man’s actions would be perfectly normal if not for the framing of the initial question which this man was asked in the example, but the question provides necessary context to paint the allegory. 2/2
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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coffee fucks
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@Fight_Circus @JustinWhang Okay that’s great for *you*, but the fact of the matter not every one is going to make, or want to make, that distinction. Again, just because you take it as a shitpost does not mean that it is only a shitpost to the probably millions of people who will see it.
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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these are too low quality for main but I’m so cute I had to share
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@cozycapricorn i make her sponge on my bob til I krabby her patty
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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2 years
I HAVE A MEETING WITH A CHARLOTTE TILBURY EXEC NEXT WEEK THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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2 years
i had a really crappy night can I please get some affection
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@awlivv bf that dresses like a gf replying
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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2 years
so this is how I have to frame my boob requests
@cozycapricorn
bunny ʚ♡⃛ɞ
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please send me titty pics in my dms i am so so so So so sad <3 (real)
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@violinbee01 venus retrograde
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3 years
no bones just vibes
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@Fight_Circus @AliciEgg @JustinWhang No, caveat is exactly the word I wanted. Misogyny is the provision by which the “joke” is made. The “medium” of the structure. Regardless, even *if* this post is designed to be a mockery it is unclear, unfunny, and ultimately does the opposite of what parody is designed to do.
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@_radsy but babe did u cum
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3 years
still thinking abt how this look served
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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ITS MY BIRTHDAY TELL ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR IM SUING
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I AM SO FUCKING CUTE !!!!! LOOK AT MY TRANS MAKEUP !!!!! #TransDayOfVisibilty
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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2 years
still thinking abt how cute I was for Valentine’s Day 😇
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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3 years
man what the fuck
@msmaryshannon
bumfuck loser
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Pretty girls with poor mental health challenge
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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anyway I looked like this tonight
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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7 months
@prageru America First is a white nationalist dogwhistle for ignoring our involvement in destabilizing “unfavorable” governments and prioritizing re-establishing white supremacy here at home. It does not mean taking care of “our own” it means “put white people unquestionably on top”
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@mard1az @brokebackstan seeing these artists…… the read is correct
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@twinkofswords never seen an @ check out so hard
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@WesInman1 @gunsnrosesgirl3 What is before your eyes is not all that is. There are fossil records dating eons back of plants which existed far before any animals could. Any light degree of research would prove that true. Google is free and worthwhile.
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@Dk91880588 @HaileyPiggie @soft_kittn who talks abt themselves in the replies to someone else’s post??? weirdo
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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this RN is an outspoken transphobe and acts like that isn’t a reflection of her employer…. bitch you cannot care for your patients with the underlying, violent bias affecting your quality of care. Eat shit.
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Elaine Gebhardt RN
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Also, nothing I say is ever a reflection on my employer. How I act outside of work has nothing to do with how I work.
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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I’m so tired and gay
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@MichaelaOkla objectively false
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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2 years
anyway I’m cute and lovable and deserve to be treated like it
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1 year
that’s not my fwb that’s my
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Dick Buddy Spouse Iowa, Death Records, 1904-1951
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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some commotion for the face today
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teehee hi :)
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@mole_miner85314 @kayceonkay @JustinWhang women should be required to commit the stylings of their lives because of man’s inability to resist touching, or worse, a “delectable” woman. 2/2
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@ejenkins54 most relatable tweet of all time
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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Jess is SO PRETTY!!!! LOOK AT THEM!!!!
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scissr
@daffytaffy01
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they should invent a grindr for lesbians
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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@gwinkleretard @MeganBitchell start with losing the blue check end with cutting the tryharding
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2 years
@milkstrology MY LIBRA VENUS HURTS
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@n0t_fakeb0i
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2 years
feeling so silly and sexy lately
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3 years
why is this me
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