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Born and Raised in Cali🏁💙mommy.Aries.Lush.Lakers fan before Lebron.Raiders🖤Lover of all things DOPE.Native Cheyenne. 👟 head.O.R. expert. Behold🔰.⚓️ Vet

CA TO VA ✌️ UP ✌️DOWN 757
Joined January 2009
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
2 years
90 days sober TODAY!!!!!
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@mzkali
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6 years
People born from 80-89 are the best. Fuck what you heard.
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@mzkali
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5 years
I’ve never rode a face....because FAT. I’m not trying to kill anyone with this 158😩🤦🏽‍♀️
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@mzkali
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6 years
Dating is so fucking frustrating.
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@mzkali
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7 years
@DregoDaGreat Slightly?
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@mzkali
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5 years
It’s like the same song over and over
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@mzkali
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4 years
So my coworker checked on me 3 times yesterday...making sure i was good...told me to the stay night with him lastnight because he didn’t want me to be alone. I tried to wake him up this morning at 430 and he didn’t wake up. He’s gone...passed. Right next to me. In his sleep.
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@mzkali
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6 years
This man I met on Sat told me has no social media ...yet I’ve found his fb, snap and ig.🙄🙄🙄
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
6 years
I knew 757 drug dealers wasn’t shit when dude told me he was making $1500 a month moving his dope 😫😫😫😂😂😂😂. NIGGA! Just get a part time at the mall. Hang it up 🗣
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
5 years
About to walk into this interview 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 y’all keep me in prayer please 🙏🏽
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@mzkali
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1 year
150 days sober today!!!!
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@mzkali
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2 years
😍😍😍
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@mzkali
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4 years
@BatmanKGR20 Why do we need to peel a peach though?
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@mzkali
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5 years
Yayyyyyyy I got offered the job!!!!!!🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
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@mzkali
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2 years
😍😍😍
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
1 year
I got the job!!!!!!!! 🙏🏽
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
8 years
I got mad and tweeted my ex had musty dick...tried to make the dick appointment last night and he said nah my dick is musty remember 😫😫😫
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
5 years
I need some tips on taking titty nudes....all mine are trash 😂
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
6 years
Who still ask about a body count? Niggas under 30🙄
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
5 years
My surgery patient just showed up smoking a blunt 😂😂😂😂😂
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
5 years
SUCK OFF CHALLENGE?👀
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
6 years
The interview went great y’all...pray I get this gig.🙏🏽
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
2 years
@Savant_Zoe Like where is the plate!!!!
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
6 years
Brunch first dates aren’t for me.....I know how my pussy and morals work 😩😂
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
1 year
I should get these….
@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
1 year
12pk of Shoe Storage Boxes, only $39.99, retail $69!! *up to size 12 - Automatic discount on page! adidas Ultraboost for $69, retail $210!!
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
3 years
What does grand rising mean?
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
5 years
My new vibrator ain’t playing no games. I’ve NEVER came that hard in my life. I had sweat on my forehead...that’s why I haven’t tweeted shit all day. My leg just stopped shaking 😩😂
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@mzkali
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6 years
I’m about to start charging cancellation fees on dick appointments.
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
6 years
Oochie Wally is classic...don’t ever touch that shit.
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@mzkali
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6 years
I swear y’all just talk yourself out of pussy.
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
1 year
It’s my birthday 🥳!!!!
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
6 years
All you see is fupa, ass and hips in my dress. And you know what? FUCK IT 😂
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
6 years
Lmaooooooo....looks like a good thing to have on before...nvm😂😂😂
@fwflacko
firmly grasp it
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If Rihanna wore this shit y’all would be FIGHTING to have a window on y’all face.
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@mzkali
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1 year
Men still suck titties?
@AjFromUpt
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Damn eating pussy and suckin titties don’t get y’all hard no more?
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@mzkali
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5 years
I hate when niggas KNOW they have good dick😒
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
5 years
Why is my pussy so good?
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
3 months
I made it to another birthday!!! 🥳 🥳🥳
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@mzkali
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5 years
If all you got is 6 strokes until you bust I’m keeping my pussy miles to myself.
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@mzkali
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5 years
I can’t imagine being a whole full grown man not eating pussy... that’s wild.
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
5 years
@AnthonyH_75 @rolandsmartin Never heard about a funeral or anything...he’s in a diff state. I was waiting for his mother to call me and she never did.
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@mzkali
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5 years
Balcony sex is lit 😍
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@mzkali
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8 years
Thicker the beard the more pussy he's ate #staywoke
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@mzkali
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3 years
Cute!
@FatKidDeals
Fat Kid Deals
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Baby Groot Flower Pot for $9.79!
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@mzkali
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1 year
104 days sober!
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
6 years
Speaking it into existence!
@Cosmicenergy_
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You will be happy, you will meet the right one, everything will make sense and you will get everything you deserve.
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@mzkali
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Eating his ass won’t stop him from cheating 🙁
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@mzkali
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2 years
😍😍😍
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@mzkali
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5 years
When the plane lands and everyone jumps up all musty and stands there.
@TravelNoire
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Question of the day: What are some of your travel pet peeves?
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@mzkali
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6 years
All I wanted to do was buy someone’s son a gray Nike tech suit this year 😩
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@mzkali
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3 years
@RobWalks_ Anxiety
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@mzkali
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2 years
My coworker comes in every morning with the biggest orangutan titties and no bra!!!!
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@mzkali
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6 years
Y’all pray for me and this surgery PLEASE
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@mzkali
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2 years
I want brunch, a good DJ and a flight of mimosas today.
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@mzkali
KALI 🏁
6 years
Avoiding niggas phone calls and lying saying you were sleep>>>>>>
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@mzkali
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9 years
Niggaaaaa😩😩😭😭😭 RT @Ju_Loc : #FridayFaves 😂😂 still funny http://t.co/YZJoMA2ln8
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@mzkali
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Anxiety tried to take me out yesterday.....but I made it.😩
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