Mzee Mzima
@mzeemzima100
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efootball gamer⚽ Dream ni ya kutoka Kwa blok🥲 No matter where you come from...your dreams are valid🤞kama Kuna fom kuja DM
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Joined August 2022
Mimi nayo sitawahi jipost huku baana 😅 najua Kuna watu wengi wanangoja kunipiga vita na venye sina sura.
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Ni bank gani naeza enda na nitoke na ATM card instantly ?.
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@oldmamasita Hey , I'm student in a higher learning institute and right now an activation for the reported students has to be done in which you must pay atleast some few cash and I hope the 5k will play a big role.
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Billionaire akiomba mnampea haraka sana 😅 lakini mtu Hana totally akiomba anatusiwa . Kwani binadamu mnakaa aje?.
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Kama hujui pin ya Mpesa ya wazazi wako wote jua we hupendwi.
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Nimepata hadi small wig ako na less than 200 followers hataki kufollow back 💀.
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Yaani Kuna wasee hawaamini Niko na loyals thelathini 😅💀.
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Hanifa sijui anaona watu aje 💀😅 Sasa hiyo tv nani atabuy 85k ?.
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Wacha ni google mshahara ya hii course nafanya ndio niende class . .
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@osoroKE @veemwega2 Goodmorning, I'm a comrade with only one pair of shoes and as you know surviving with one pair ain't easy. So if I can stand a chance to win this it would help a lot and I'll be so grateful thanks.
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Kitambo nilikuwa nadhani mjengo ni ya watu hawajasoma 🥱.
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Bytha hapa X kuna wale loyals ukidrop tweet hivi washa engage 😅 .If you got them ebu weka handles zao hapa chini tuwaone.
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Kumbe hizo haga bigi zinakuanga tu supu Kwa nguo wuueh 💀.
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Me as a kid : unajua hiyo ndege hapo juu imeshafika America lakini si Bado tunaiona huku.
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Today I have woken up to unfollow all these fake tipsters on my tl 😁. Goodmorning.
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Lakini hizi online booking za magari tunafaa kuonyeshewa number plate bana 💀.
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Ni ukweli ukifinger Dem ako na ball unapiga mtoto ngoto ? Ama huyu ananipima.
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Tuelewane . mimi ukikuja kunitembelea Kwa Bedsitter yangu , kunia kwako kwanza tafadhalii.
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Kumbe Ile Ngoma ya "in and out the bamboo forest" haikuwa ya msitu.
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Watu wa Nakuru mi mkinipea kura , kila mtu nitampa jik ya kuosha nayo meno . .
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Kumbe introvert ni mtu anapenda kuingia Kwa nyumba na extrovert ni mtu anapenda kutoka Kwa nyumba. we uko wapi?.
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🚨Lamine Yamal girlfriend, Jack Liguaro🎙️”I don’t like the fact that his mum follows us even when we go on a vacation.“ . “Having a boyfriend that his parents control that much is not easy . Even if he wants to give me money he passes through his parents . It’s not coo"
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Namuache kuvaa crop top na hizo vitovu chafu . hazipendezi.
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Sahii Kuna highscholar anapigwa quickie before aende shuleee.
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Kuna msee alianza vita na mimi alafu kidogo hivi naona ametoa Infinix.
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Hiyo line ya black Kwa tumbo ya madem inakuaga ya kazi gani.
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@Patel55577 Mzee mi naona tu hiyo game ya Cameroon na Kenya iletwe huku Kenya ndio tusalimie Onana baana #OdibetsNaPatel.
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Bytha Hapa tl kunakuanga na highschoolar kweli ? Kama Iko ebu tag.
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Hata kama hutaki kuchafua tl yako na post zetu by retweeting we finya like basi 😅💀.
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Mpaka Whatsapp unakula zero likes, enyewe Kuna shida mahali.
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Naona tipsy gee ameanzisha vita na gengetone , hajui venye genge ilitusaidia Kwa funky highschool.
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Best artists in my books .1. Prince Indah .2. Mbosso .3. Nasty C .4. Khaligraph Jones .5. Israel Mbonyi . Add yours.
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When are you planning to stop wearing those air force bro?.
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Abuya anaongelea clout chasing na yeye pia anachase clout na ugali 2kg hadi well wishers wakamokolea meza 🥲.
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Kukula kichwa ya samaki na kuku thinking you'll be a "Chopi"was one crazy shit.
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@joemiano30 Mimi Jordan ImekuwA dream shoes yangu since kitambo na right now Niko campo na pair Moja pekee ya viatu ,so nikiweza pata hizi nitashukuru sana . .
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Fellow FPL managers, whom are we Captaining for this coming match week?.
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Hao watu wa majuu watafanya tuhame Catholic baana like warathose.
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Fellow FPL managers whom are we Captaining this Game week?.
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Kenyan Artists wanajisifu venye fanbase Yao Iko majuu kumbe hawajui mayouth wanatumia VPN sanaa.
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Hii gari hadi haina place ya kucharge 🥲💀 warathis!!! .Hii guardian inaboo sana.
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Sisi watu wa Agriculture the only AI we know ni Artificial Insemination.
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Kama ulikuwa unasoma shujaaz ukiwa primary, uko na watoto wangapii.
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Wale tunafaa kuenda mjengo LA kwani lazima kila mtu akuwe na spade yake ?.
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Goodmorning , Let's make today so awesome; yesterday gets jealous.
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Kama nimekufollow na hujafollow,it was nice knowing you frauds 😅.
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Kuna Birthday nishaienda yenye wasee hawakubeba gifts wote walifukuzwa 🥲.
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Naona mnaplan demo zingine kwani Bado Kuna wasee wako Nairobi?.
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Ushawahi shikwa red handed hadi badala ya kuexplain ukacheka tu?.
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Breaking News : Anfield security has announced that No one will be allowed to leave the stadium untill full time . .
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Ama nianze biz ya kutumia hawa vijana wa Kijiji nginyo na mbao 😅.
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Kuna mkisii flani ameeka Ngoma ya kiindi kama ringtone 🥲 shida ya hawa ni gani ?.
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Challange inaisha kesho na Kuna mtu hataka nifike 500 likes 🥱 si ufike uguze.
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What if music was the only medicine,which artist could be your doctor?.
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Kumbe hizi tv haziendangi pamoja 😅 imebidi Leo ni confirm na ya jirani.
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Venye nimeona Twitter crush wangu ni mwanaume imebidi nidelete tekee.
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To whoever has my rib , pika tu nayo supu siwezi shindwa nikiteseka hivii.
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365/365 .Its my birthday today .0718242984 mniekee za soda 😅
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Ama wakenya hawataki Diamond juu alisaidia Raila Kwa campaign?.
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