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myth, 20+. from the river to the sea palestine will be free ✊️ 🇵🇸
Joined July 2017
we dont condemn armed palestinian resistance. "do you condemn hamas" no. simple answer. i get tired of seeing rehashed condemations of both sides. one side is a genocidal, racist, murderous nazi party commiting apartheid. the other is trying to survive till the next dawn everyday.
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flame emperor: i only have one question for you.byleth, glaring: . what is it?.flame emperor: one of your students is the adrestian princess. what is your opinion of her?.byleth: what.flame emperor: because sometimes she finds it hard to express her feelings and i was just curio.
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me in hell explaining what condensed resin means to a peasant who committed blasphemy in 1264.
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edelgard, lifting weights in the gym: is she looking hubert.hubert, doing cardio at the side: yes lady edelgard.edelgard: good, put another 5 kg on me. should i rip my sleeves off?.
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jean drinking 4 shots of coffee no milk no sugar she is running on the will of god.
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byleth: congrats for snagging top spot for dilf rankings.seteth: what is dilf.byleth: i dont know. dude id like to fish with?.seteth: well then im honoured to be dilf of the month.
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stop it they made yae look so hot and ei looks like shes camped outside of nintendo for botw2
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edelgard: henceforth, we shall be the black eagle strike force!.linhardt: i want twink nation.ferdinand: i am in favour of Bronies.dorothea: what about something elegant like Poison Roses.petra: i am liking twink nation.caspar: SMASH BROS.bernadetta: please. leave my room.hubert:.
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i want to write my genshin women as unhinged and stupid. i think they are allowed to be stupid like how we write genshin men as stupid for fun.
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the people want an fe3h mystic messenger. i want to wake up at ungodly hours to talk edelgard through a nightmare she had and threaten to report sylvain's dick pics.
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hi genshin artists/anyone who's interested:.quote retweet or reply to this tweet with your shitty/badly drawn/cringe wlw genshin art. it can be in any form and of any pairing, there are no limits to the form or quantity (mspaint, 3D art, anything at all) just go fucking wild.
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yanfei: im a pyro user. you're a pyro user. do you get where im going with this?.hutao: cremation.
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dorothea: if i had to date someone it'd be you, edie.edelgard: that is reciprocated. dorothea: aww how sweet! ;).edelgard: yes. dorothea:.edelgard:.
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bernadetta: *posts a new chapter of her cathmir fanfiction on GarregOfOurOwn dot com*.sylvain: omg she updated (comments sskfkskfkskskfy thnak u for the food queen).
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petra: so you are being the flame emperor?.edelgard: i was, yes.petra: why did you not tell us? tell me?.edelgard: petra i. i had no idea you felt.petra: i could have been the water emperor. we could have been like sharkboy and lavagirl but sharkgirl and lavagirl.
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kaveh: see now if alhaitham were here and he isnt GOOD RIDDANCE BY THE WAY he would be so annoying and piss me off.collei: are you gay.
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kokomi: damn mama you've got an ass the size of the moon.sara: . right . thank you sangonomiya kokomi. we will now commence the peace talks.
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1 side has been ethinically cleansing an entire grp of people for 75 yrs. the other formed as a result of that 75 yrs of violence and oppression. tell me you wouldnt be r4dicalised if an invader killed ur entire family and terrorised ur people for 75 yrs. tell me u wouldnt resist.
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the adrestian empire. the empire of adrestia. the empire that edelgard is emperor of. that empire
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honestly what was makorra. were we living in hell? we sat there and watched mako and korra fight like they were in Marriage Story and asami was just there like. guys my dad. i have no family. .
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ningguang: i did not want to use this last resort to defeat osial but it seems we have no choice.klee: can i blow up that ugly fish so we can cook it and eat it for dinner.ningguang: yes, my weapon of mass destruction. go.
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the holy trinity of inazuma: the whorification of yae miko, the objectification of kujou sara, and the yassification of the raiden shogun.
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ningguang: i have the money. i can get anything i want.sara: you cannot buy my loyalty. ningguang, sitting there consumed by lust: we'll see.
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resistance by the oppressed is not the same as violence by the oppressor. there is not both are equally at fault. there is nothing complex about this.
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ganyu: omg did cloud retainer say anything embarassing about me?.keqing: dont worry, not at all! i wont pry-.ganyu: did she mention how good i am at throwing ass.
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ganyu: i have not slept in a month! there is soil in this tea.keqing: I want you so bad.
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ningguang: I've had enough of electro women in my life! no more!.lisa: i still have unpaid student loans.ningguang: life-crippling debt is the most attractive thing in a woman im rich btw.
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hildagard in ashen wolves dlc is so funny in the ex-gfs context. hilda's like this place is a DUMP and edelgard mutters "look who's talking" loud enough for her to hear.
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THESE SELFIES FROM THE WRECK IT RALPH 2 SNEAK PEAK ARE SO CUTE?????
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sara: please your Excellency. stop this madness. !.baal: hit that SLAY button! (yassfies her).
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@bunnyclvb i love this so much but the way twitter cropped it made me do a double take like damn dimitri dropping it low
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[mamamoo in Japan]. solar: [speaking fluent japanese].moos: wooooooo!!!!.hwasa: [clears throat] naruto.moos:.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW.
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keqing: who blew up the mountains???.klee: i didnt see anything it wasnt me i dont even like bombs.keqing: . qiqi?.qiqi: who are you.
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what happens when your govt and military are allowed to commit atrocities without consequences. you believe that you're indeed untouchable and immune, that you're a "superior race", that other races are something to be "cleansed" and that you have the right to do it yourself.
Israelis chanting "Death to Arab" in Netanya, and trying to break down the gate to attack Palestinians IN 1984 occupied territories.
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lisa: i am done fixing women.beidou: i sank my fucking ship arm-wrestling a man straight through the floorboards.lisa: let me get my toolkit.
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caspar: WANNA SEE ME BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THIS WALL.felix: you are a strange fast little man. i like you.
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remember that when you hear people focusing on the actions of hamas rather than the atrocities committed by the idf, the settler colony of israel, and the U.S military and government. they are trying to convince you resistance is the same as terrorism. it is not.
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signora: i will burn you all into ashes.hutao: oh do i have a job for you.
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ningguang: i could watch you all day.beidou: aww (breathes) (boobs bounce violently).ningguang: do that again.
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hubert and edelgard come to the officers' academy halloween party wearing their post-timeskip outfits and everyone's like who are u guys supposed to be and they're like you'll see.
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amber: this is my doll he explodes when i leave her out. ive already blasted 2 separate holes in the city walls.lumine, gripping paimon in a chokehold: i can't not make out with her.
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yae: we are holding a competition! submit your best erotica to our publishing house and i will read it to you out loud as foreplay! participants must be half-tengu and be a general of the shogun's army. short hair. golden eyes. uses a bow.
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lumine seeing all these ridiculously normal looking npcs and there's fucking lisa in a bright purple witch outfit and her dead anime mom hair complete with the hat outshining the peasants like a yassified jesus christ like we're supposed to want to leave teyvat after meeting her.
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eula: noble blood flows in my veins. you should be honoured that i am speaking to you.rosaria: get your fingers out of my fishnet stockings if you're not going to fuck me in front of the lord quick.
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yae: pussy wet and fertile. mesopotamia.sara: im begging you please leave me alone.
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sara: i remain loyal only to the shogun.ningguang: you are the most uptight and rigid woman i have ever met. sara: i apologise,.ningguang: i must have you.
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klee & qiqi are the perfect crime duo because one does all the damage and the other remembers nothing from it, thereby leaving 0 evidence.
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thinking about how they keep klee on strict surveillance not for her own safety but for the safety of everyone else. imagine walking in the forest and you come across strawberry shortcake beating the shit out of bigfoot. that child is possibly the most dangerous person in teyvat.
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imagine going to church and the young hot priest keeps baptising you sexily while you're trying to seek an audience with god. that's yae miko with kujou sara.
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yoimiya: i make pretty lights explode in the sky!.klee: (shes fishing for birds. shes gotta teach me how!!).sara sitting up, suddenly awake: something's wrong.
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i believe ningguang would be a great mom but i want to believe that in her free time she offers her services to babysit and teaches qiqi slurs to call baizhu with.
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rosaria: not here to make friends. barbara: wanna feed the cats with me?.rosaria, already petting one: i hate this job.
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lisa: if you were an animal crossing character i would bully you off my island.eula holding back tears in her eyes: yeah i was gonna say the same thing.
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barbara: im waiting till marriage to kiss.noelle: i swept the roof of the cathedral and replaced every shingle with new ones!.barbara: sister Victoria play the church bells.
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yoimiya: you got any hobbies.kokomi: does being a girlboss war criminal count.yoimiya: those are not words in my vocabulary.
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jean: we should go on a family trip!.barbara: that sounds lovely! what's the itinerary like?.jean: we will be paying respects at the grave of every fallen soldier in our country's history.
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sara: i must request you stop spreading lies about the nature of our relationship.yae: i believe our relationship involves plenty of spreading?.sara: why do you do this to me.
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beidou: sorry about her she's insufferable.yae: what a coincidence, so am i.beidou, physically holding herself back: interesting. you got a name? a bed?.
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shenhe: yeah and she turned me into a serial killer. you?.ganyu: secretary.
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the faerghus four playing fuck, marry, kill is just. dimitri choosing to marry all three, sylvain to fuck all three and felix saying kill with no hesitation. ingrid refuses to participate.
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everything would have been solved if they brought klee in. there was no need to sacrifice the jade chamber. just tell her to go fishing. osial snatched and cancelled IMMEDIATELY.
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ei being her most desirable looking like she doesn't know what water is and depending entirely on yae's income for life expenses. hyv was like we will give you the most pathetic woman ever and we are slurping it up like vacuums.
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ei: kiss, marry, kill.signora: you. ei: ok, what about.signora: all. you.
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animal yae miko is so funny because youve got this highly revered public figure gaslighting her way into the pants of the nation's deity and then she is fucking up the local rice fields for mice.
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ei: welcome to my gamer pad. thats where i stream. and that's where i eat frozen pizza rolls.yae: im going to climb you like a tree.
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xinyan in inazuma: wild how i found all these INGREDIENTS. how would i even use them. COOKING is so difficult. xiangling: beidou get me across the ocean now.
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byleth is at the other side like. is this a competition . starts lifting more n edelgard goes into a FIT.
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ningguang after her 5th break-up: maybe i should take a break.jean: hello! im here on a diplomatic visit and i take everything way too seriously.ningguang: baiwen get me the garterbelt.
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nazis all of them ill fucking say it yeah. theyre basically just a new form of nazis. israel is a genocidal, terrorist, zionist settler colony upholding white supremacy. it is a fucking cult, and it is determined to ethnically cleanse the world of an entire group of people.
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day 2 of the school year.edelgard: i cannot do this. i cannot sit in a class with clowns and a big-breasted teacher and pretend anymore.hubert: patience lady edelgard. they may be clowns but it is your circus.edelgard: you. you're right hubert. thank you.
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edelgard: have you seen hubert?.dorothea: hold on I'll get him.dorothea: hubie doobie doo where are you? .hubert, appearing in a cloud of smoke: stop summoning me with that song.
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sucrose: this is our winery!.diona: hey.mona: that's a child.diona: and thats an ugly pickly bitch!!.
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yoimiya: do you listen to girl in red.sara: i only listen to Her Excellency.
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sayu: watch this (falls asleep on her feet).ayaka: can someone treat this child for narcolepsy.
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keqing: i am singlehandedly consuming liyue's inventory of caffeine.xiangling: youre not gonna stop her?.hutao: i want to see what it does to a human person.
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sara: i will find the culprit behind this crime against Her Excellency.yae: you can't even find the clitoris.sara: ill go and k!ll myself now.
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noelle: it is my duty as a knight in training to know everything about mondstat so i will count the number of bricks used in the building of our great city!.mona: who are you and what are you doing in front of my house.
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sara: the shogun would never want me the way i want her.ei: i want you.sara: WHAT.
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beidou: you need stop showing ganyu movies.ningguang: why?.ganyu: beidou! where the hell have you been loca?.
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yoimiya: this will either make the most beautiful pattern in the sky or blow the walls of my house down.ayaka: I could blow the walls of your world down.yoimiya: what.ayaka: huh.
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yanfei: dear noblewarrior99, your recommendation "guidelines and rules to aristocracy" was delightful. do you have any other books for me to peruse?.eula: dear lawandorder69,.it was my pleasure. I've been reading "initiating long distance relationships" recently. do check it out.
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eula: you are infuriating.beidou: and you've got the best thighs ive seen on a woman.eula: i will not be flattered into liking you.eula: do you. like tea?.beidou: YEAH.
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give me any mamamoo screenshot and I could make a meme out of it
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yae: i heard you're a vegetarian?.ganyu: i do enjoy a raw flower every now and then.yae: perfect (hauls up a load of fallen sakura petals) how do you feel about working at the grand narukami shrine.
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fischl: (kneeling in the cathedral, hands clasped).barbara: oh! its so nice to have you here fischl! it's not often we see you praying in.fischl: please be quiet im hexing someone.
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rosaria: you have issues.jean: (climbing up a wall to give sweet flowers to helen) whatever do you mean.rosaria: there are STAIRS, jean.
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xinyan: this is a song i wrote for gay people. #lovewins #canthetianquanandyuhengstopfuckingat5am.
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ningguang: wow look at all this jade in my floating chamber bet someone wishes they didn't break up with me huh.beidou numbing her mouth eating raw jueyun chilis: haha hot.
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xiangling: don't talk to me or my son like that.guoba: 😤😤😤.mirror maiden: im so sorry im against animal cruelty you can go.
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jeralt: sothis died of ligma.byleth: who's sothis.jeralt:.jeralt: right. i forgot i never taught u.
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lisa: im shakign. im . who are you. what have you done to jean.jean: all i said was im going home on time.lisa: jean would never practice a healthy work life balance demon.
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ganyu: are you homophobic.keqing: we are married.ganyu: but you won't hold my hand.keqing: we are also fighting a god in the ocean.ganyu: if we go down we go hand in hand.keqing: that. that is the most romantic thing you've ever said.random milileth: im dying.
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byul: wait I get a chair but unnie gets to pole dance? hwasa gets a bathtub and a jaguar?? wheein gets a car and plays with fire???. solar: we figured your outfits were enough adrenaline for you.
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masked singer: [dances like a lesbian].audience: who could it be.solji: that looks like lesbian behaviour.solji:.solji: it's byul.
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