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@myriamvrreal
Myriam
6 years
My friend and his manager HATEE each other and she specifically told him not to eat any donuts cause they were for customers only, so he made his coworker record him and put it on her story so the manager sees and IM DEAD LMAO
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5 years
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Myriam
5 years
My bf wakes up at 3:45AM for work, works outside in this HEAT for 10-12 hours, gets home, showers and yet he still alwayssss tries to makes plans just to see me & he has never told me he’s “too tired” I- 🥺
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Myriam
6 years
Lmfao, mamadas
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7 years
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@myriamvrreal
Myriam
7 years
caminando por la plaza viendo artesanías y comiendo 🌞❣️
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Myriam
9 years
#growinguptall when hot guys say they love short girls and you lowkey cry
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Myriam
9 years
Some girls are so pretty like GIRL HOW YOU DO DAT help a sister out
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Myriam
8 years
I dipped my knife in the mayo real quick, took it out and it came out like this. Honestly art
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Myriam
7 years
Astros just won the World Series and yall really complaining about "damn everyone a baseball fan now" stfu BITCH ALL OF HOUSTON LIT RN
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Myriam
8 years
He got me a huge giraffe and a huge card because we're both freaking tall lmao 😢 I LOVE HIM
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Myriam
4 years
if trump didn’t want covid he should have simply never took a test. After all isn’t that how he said it worked?? 🙏🏽
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Myriam
6 years
Bath and body is opening at 3AM for the fuckin candles sale???? Over some damn candles?? Y’all crazy. Aye but if u see me there @ 3:21AM lookin ratchet mind ya business.
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Myriam
6 years
If Mexico wins Im eating someone's ass at work
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Myriam
7 years
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4 years
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Myriam
4 years
🐲
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Myriam
6 years
In elementary school I was always one of the tallest in class and i was also pretty fat so EVERY year on track and field they would automatically assign me to be in tug of war cause I was “big and strong” lmfao fuckin hoes, I didn’t even get a choice 😔
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Myriam
6 years
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Myriam
5 years
boobs can ruin so many cute shirts for you...smh it really do BE YA OWN
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Myriam
3 years
and theres still people posting pictures and videos of the fun they had last night like nothing???? Y’all are so inhumanely insensitive
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Myriam
6 years
MAN LIFE IS TOO SHORT to be sad or to be angry. FUCK anyone that makes you feel that way and fuck negative ass people that are always bitter. I FEEEEL GOOOOOOOOD
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Myriam
4 years
Even if you do not have COVID you should begin to eat cleaner. Eat your veggies, drink lots of tea’s (a good one is green tea, chamomile, and roasted dandelion root tea. All3 in 1 cup) take your vitamins etc. Your body needs all the immunities it can have to fight off the virus
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Myriam
5 years
My snap and his snap...smh
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Myriam
5 years
today 🍷📚
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Myriam
7 years
🤗❤️💛
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Myriam
6 years
I know I’m 5’9 but some of the San Jac restroom stalls are too short lmao, my whole ass head pops out when I’m standing up. I have to look the other way cause the girl in the stall next to mine probably thinks im trynna peep smh. I feel like Buddy the Elf in the North Pole
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Myriam
5 years
@neelrak_ it adds flavor
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Myriam
6 years
Good morning. Here’s my 2 month old puppy cuddling my 14 yr old dog who’s blind and sleeps most of the time. If y’all need me I’ll be sobbing for the next 42 weeks
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Myriam
5 years
1 country, 6 cities, 16 days. Best gift I’ve gave myself this year so far. Literally one of the most beautiful places I’ve been. 🇮🇹
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@myriamvrreal
Myriam
8 years
How are you going to judge someone because of where they work at or what kind of car they drive??.... a job is a job & a car is a car
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Myriam
6 years
THE HOTTEST ONE, Jesus Christ
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Myriam
4 years
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Myriam
7 years
he's been in Alabama working and I've been super sick and I wake up to this at my front door. I love this guy with all my heart and my soul
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Myriam
4 years
still not done but, 🥳 🎓🧪🧬
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Myriam
7 years
Wanna travel to different countries &experience new things and cultures with my husband before we have kids,like how fun would that shit be
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Myriam
4 years
nah, that’s the indoor part of the pulga on telephone rd
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Myriam
6 years
tengo harambe
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Myriam
4 years
7th grade me on my way to Mi Tienda with my mom
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Myriam
3 years
category is juicy scrumptious lips
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Myriam
5 years
this is at the top of my traveling bucket list 🤩🤩🤩
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Myriam
7 years
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Myriam
6 years
not to be dramatic or anything but I can literally stare at my dog all day. I can’t believe I have the most perfect son. Is this how moms feel with their children????
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Myriam
7 years
👄
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Myriam
7 years
🕶
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Myriam
8 years
my sister really just said "I like white people tacos more, Mexican ones are too greasy" huerca mamona con el nopal en la frente
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Myriam
5 years
holaaaaa
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Myriam
5 years
cozy
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Myriam
6 years
Today i was in the restroom at work and the lady in the stall next to me said "hello" & I was like she's on the phone right, but then she said hello another 2 times with pauses in between so I was like "...yes hello" & as soon as I said that she started to talk on the DAMN PHONE
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Myriam
1 year
it’s my bday
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Myriam
7 years
LMAO. Nice to see that not every guy's masculinity is so fragile because stuff like this is fucking funny lol
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Myriam
7 years
🌀
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Myriam
10 years
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Myriam
6 years
Had a table that only spoke Spanish today, so when I was passing out their food i passed out their green beans and said "OJETES" instead of "EJOTES" wey no mames lmao
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Myriam
6 years
Y’all think if I stick my flash drive up my ass It’ll upload the information up to my brain so when I take my test tomorrow I’ll make an A+?
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Myriam
5 years
@_JoseSalazar_ hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss 😚
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Myriam
6 years
Who’s trying to book a trip to Switzerland FR
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
6 years
We live in a beautiful world
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Myriam
6 years
My dog fell asleep while HUGGING me and it was the cutest shit ever so I took a picture but...
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Myriam
6 years
somebody let me know how I managed to convince my parents into letting me buy another puppy? I have 7 pets now lmao... nonetheless MEET MY NEW LIL BBY 😍 only baby fever I ever get 🥺
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Myriam
6 years
couldn't get a good selfie so a vid will do lol 😄
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Myriam
8 years
IM SO READY FOR THE COLD WEATHER YALL DONT EVEN KNOW
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Myriam
9 years
How can you lead someone on & then just COMPLETELY cut them off? that's real fucked up lol but it is what it is I guess
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Myriam
3 years
I dress like Adam Sandler when I’m home
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Myriam
5 years
Hello Milan ✨
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Myriam
7 years
Haven't took a mirror selfie in a while but I gained 12 pounds & Im still 6'4 how y'all doing
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Myriam
5 years
can somebody PLEASE explain. I am begging
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Myriam
6 years
I know I should be watching my weight, but this cake looks too damn tempting 😋
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Myriam
5 years
Thank you @amazon for the beanie and the cutest socks ever. We love them!! 🐾 🎄
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Myriam
8 years
I can't wait to have my own house and go home goods shopping and make it look so nice and pretty, especially during the holidays!
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3 years
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3 years
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Myriam
8 years
📸 : @SwissT5
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Myriam
6 years
told him to be ready by 7, got him flowers and his favorite nasty ass candy, picked him up and took him out to eat. Happy #NationalBoyfriendDay to my mf baby
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Myriam
8 years
Documentaries about Serial Killers and chill
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Myriam
4 years
nobody: me: it’s pho weather 🗣🗣🗣
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Myriam
6 years
*laughs in 5'9*
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5 years
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5 years
🌺🌷🌿🍷
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Myriam
6 years
😬
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Myriam
6 years
my 2 favorite rats
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Myriam
6 years
this why I don’t have a Twitter 🙏🏼
@KARIMBlTCH
MR 305 BIG SEXY 
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Anybody that has a Twitter is a hoe
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3 years
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Myriam
5 years
when his colon smells so good and he leaves the scent on you >>> 😌🥰
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Myriam
7 years
✂️
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Myriam
7 years
Only liked my short hair like the first 2 weeks I cut it, this bitch was cute. After that I've regretted it ever since lmao
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Myriam
7 years
Couldn't forget the lords chips
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Myriam
6 years
Suns out, dogs out 🌞🌿
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Myriam
6 years
Lmfao I would hate to be a guy on this app...all most girls talk about is shit they expect or want from a guy. DONT YALL GET TIREDT
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Myriam
4 years
why do we spend so much of our present, real time worrying about our future when the future doesn’t even exist. It’s literally a figment of our imagination lol
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Myriam
4 years
😈
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Myriam
6 years
Secret Santa tonight 🎅🏽
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Myriam
6 years
men
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Myriam
5 years
Ciaoooooo Italy 🇮🇹
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Myriam
6 years
Bien FRESITA 🍓
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Myriam
6 years
me @ 5:23 & then me 15 mins later Bc I decided I wasn’t feeling my look. (Happens about 3x everytime I go out)
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Myriam
4 years
how was your day?
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Myriam
5 years
ciao Sicily 🌊
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Myriam
3 years
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Myriam
4 years
when the alcohol start tasting like where his dick at
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Myriam
5 years
I’m still out here
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