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TIME Magazine /// March 25, 1985
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@realMax0r >one chance at life >argentina
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@Evan44343687 @Corliq_q @gay_ass_link @Brockster310 @constans he's asking because he doesn't know what it is and very likely will never experience it
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@GRRLTWINK @goofxist @gayest_tone it should be noted she’s not just a stripper, you hire her as a ghoul dominatrix stripper and prostitute. because that’s apparently a common enough fetish they can cater to it idk what the bombs did but they made america way freakier
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@Hanasaku_Yuri many Sons of Liberty are saying this
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@SuperMappaHunch basically this
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@Calibaneur holy shit....
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@JeremyTheGun @Dispenserg0inup @GRRLTWINK @goofxist @gayest_tone His name is FISTO, you better remember it! Protectrons are the egg shaped guys. Securitrons are the TV heads on wheels. Fisto’s a protectron.
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@TheTechEng @techbropicasso and your daughter. and your sister. and your sister’s daughter, and—
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@debs_uwu @failsonA @DiabolicalSpuds we’re also both hilariously rich, have four houses+multiple children and madly ride or die in love. life is so terrible
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@OWAnonymous_ push is a great gamemode you guys just suck
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@nise_yoshimi this reads like a Monty Python bit
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@Prolemasses it was always a wikia but when the main hub website rebranded and changed hands it got significantly worse for all wikis hosted on it
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@themouseyouknow @MercTheRat what's the crunch ratio between a wounded pigeon vs a cheeseburger
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@fuffyfaf @frogkaro I wouldn’t say it was retroactive, it just made everyone remember “oh yeah that guy was a massive piece of shit”
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@MettePrime @keysmashbandit @marshcinquefoil You can be attracted to someone without having the feelings to act on it The fact you automatically call this narcissism is very reflective of your character
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@headimplodes so does that mustache man let’s be real
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@KumaSpectacular @realMax0r argentina uses paid actors for sporting events, it’s why inflation is so bad we’re onto you fernández
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@OWAnonymous_ metal player
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@KumaSpectacular @realMax0r we know this picture is fiction because no argentine would smile at the prospect of being born there
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@meanunclejack uncle phil was the best TV dad RIP james avery
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@bokoen1 Emmanuel Macron to the apparition of Napoleon Bonaparte in his bedroom last night
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@m1vql1hdwt also ignorant of the fact the film’s co-writer literally was a child soldier partisan in Belarus and the film draws on his experiences
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@girldrawsghosts also clone wars literally has fire in space all the damn time
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@hanssonsweden @DreamLeaf5 “A second pro-gay quote has hit the 9 o’clock news”
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@Toy_tum @OrdinaryGamers leaving a gun lying around is wrong, yes
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@StarTruckedout @bloomfilters this is the basis for star trek
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@Calibaneur it's not actually intended but it's an issue that is literally unfixable unless you're on LAN
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@realtranslucio @OWAnonymous_ i don’t think you want a mercy player trying to play ana
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@constans @Lolxdrandom69 @nikicaga impossible. no french teacher would ever be caught disgracing their professional reputation by sleeping with anyone older than 16
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@JustifiableT @holl_horse Yukio “This gay character isn’t a self insert he’s just an exact reflection of myself and my philosophy and feelings of homosexuality” Mishima
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@swagfortnite13 @ashylan03 @TheCrazzyboy54 have you considered the people in 1999 deserved it
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@temporarypilot @PolarisHowl @OverwatchNaeri as a soccer ball I am deeply offended by Ball’s summer games skin and would like it removed
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@Harold29880 @anti_minotaur @AndromedaPip it actually makes complete sense because the Templars in-universe orchestrated World War II
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@_Jyggalag_ This is why Tau are interesting in a meta sense. They fill the “naïve but rapidly advancing optimistic civilization” niche Humanity commonly does in sci-fi. But they’re not humans and people hate them for that
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@Azerus_real @MingAutocrat @WillTheKid1507 Yes, I’m sure the soviets had nothing but the purest of intentions for Afghanistan with their helicopter rape gangs and outright massacres of villages
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@uckema @jackalltogether @phil_so_silly yeah so basically it's this meme but with more slurs
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@lorem_ipsum_93 @PlatyPu97859985 @AnonyMo65537393 @Sean_Heuston_16 that was one of the side quests with special icons in the quest book that gives you a really powerful reward after completion
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@sighyam @streetcorneIia @WeepyLuna collecting languages like pokemon man wtf
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@Harold29880 @anti_minotaur @AndromedaPip Do you even know anything about the assassin's creed universe or are you just spewing something your brain decided to punch out mid stroke
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@FailSandwichOwO @YBro347 @himejoshistalin yes actually I think getting comprehensive treatment for severe mental conditions would in fact make you stop believing you are a cat
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@Mo_tionGaming @JoeRealJr @EskayOW twitter users when someone makes a joke
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@hemuphobia guy who makes sure to remove the stars from an independent hong kong flag but leaves them on macau
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I do not think a more "White Man from Utah" phenotype exists on planet earth. everything about this is horrifyingly mormonoid
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Can confirm, @gothgirl_prelaw is real
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@NERDNATO1 @SummerKitty2890 @rudfkr0316 @clown_depot i live for the company i work for the company i die for the company the stock price MUST go up the shareholders WILL be compensated
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@TheLimaBeanie @fayeseti @LucasPSI3 “No, Anakin. She was far too short to be Bail in dra—“ “YODA? I knew they were up to something.”
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@iPeticular2 @NiasBruhMoments @OWAnonymous_ the reason why is that playing zarya makes me feel like I’m walking into an elementary school cafeteria to mug a kid in a wheelchair with a 2x4 for his lunch money
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@Evan44343687 @Corliq_q @gay_ass_link @Brockster310 @constans this is literally the most mid low hanging fruit insult i have ever dolled out and it has almost a thousand likes what is wrong with you guys
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@fifthgrailwar @BaraccaLucio @Jeroz @TheCartelDel @TonySimprino the terrifying part is him being a packers fan, of course
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@ILbrandonite @oneofourguys @lolnochillwavve oh no don’t worry he’s racist
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@BackStabBud @OWAnonymous_ “Better to suck into Genji, Than suck off Genji”
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@Lukemaybefunny It shouldn’t be.
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@thekeithcozart @LilithLovett @reconzar my brother in christ it has existed since the korean war
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@DaFredguy @RaceplayShawty It’s mostly because actually integrating the AIDS Epidemic into history would require people to confront the fact that they didn’t care and/or were actively hostile to both the sick/dying and the people with no contact with AIDS.
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@DoomerMaoist @GarrettReal333 pedophile ancap is a tautological phrase
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@AnthnysIntrlude @Amanseeks @GordonFreemanFN they are called IMPERIAL GUNNERS you recusant
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@Wizpog69420 @Pisgoblin @TheHidn @DavisDisciple unless it's an all-female army that's consistently hypersexualized by the playerbase because god forbid women be anything other than sex objects
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@idontwa86202030 @CrisprChild @softminus the disaster: a still existing hostile mechanized column the response: 155mm howitzer shell applied generously
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@MakeAn_Ish @AllFatherMedia there isn’t one Hiroyuki Sanada, the government of Japan cloned him years ago and has several on hand at all times to be loaned to any western production taking place in the country
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@mandoBau @EPICBOYOBOYO @DuckKnowledge Ketchup does NOT belong on a dog.
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@OrangeSoylent @pimm_michael @Prossperrous two days ago, they’re a very nutritious fruit. i highly recommend. the bedouins knew what they were doing
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@lidiastired @stickhodges it’s not really defamatory when he himself has been repeatedly using Nazi slogans and phrases and rhetoric
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@Redistricter435 @zanyfen this is because conservatives are inherently unentertaining
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@yoerayo @vanillatary @katemc125 cookies too. "do you make cookies from scratch" they asked as if baking isn't one of the most popular hobbies ever
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@ABeardedPanda Circassians? Nope, never existed
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@3inatrenchcoat @coopercooperco WE SHALL BE WORM AND WIFE
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@hotgirlblairk @ihyjuju the onlyfans creator is complaining about failed relationships
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@AshleyPhoenixxx @7HMoon @hallloweenqueen it’s extremely sexist to automatically assume any given random man would automatically resort to violence against a partner
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@sekhmet621 @Gale_Adelade Except now the events—that before were a seasonal draw for at least a couple thousand or ten thousand people to come back to the game—don’t give you anything worth playing for. I dropped OW2 in November and had thousands of hours on OW. It’s not the same.
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@db_witch The part that hurts the most about it is they picked literally the perfect guy for it! Boyega is a great actor and a massive star wars fan, he’s young and in shape, and he even had a character with tons of interesting story stuff to do! AND HE DIDN’T GET TO DO ANY OF IT!
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@girldrawsghosts fucking return of the jedi does too
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most reliable ork shoota @BitsHammer
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What went wrong?
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@BadPachimari @junkratted clearly they’re a Monkey player
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@LucasPettiford @weeb361 @CatalystNB I mean he looks like what I imagine God would, so that’s entirely understandable
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@JulianGodgiven @dieworkwear It’s very telling your primary concern about fashion is how effectively you can police women’s bodies and shame them for what they wear
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@cliquealex @skeebo333 @juanitorres_10 @DaxtonDB1 it wasn’t a thought. it was a guarantee. he will become an all-time RB whether he wants to or not
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@MixtrixFix @matthiasellis besides the fact one was taken after fighting fascists and the other was taken of a fascist, of course
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@EuroWynner Himmler came back from the dead just to create this guy as his OC
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@Mamad_Artist @azazaazur @AlTonno1 how you have mama in ur name and still hate women that’s crazy
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