JAKE WILLIAMS
@mylifeisjake
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Front office @whitesox
Chicago, IL
Joined January 2013
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@ArianaGrande kinda need a prom date and I thought there would be no one prettier or better to ask. Prom???.
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π Student-Athlete of the Week π .#NCCAAFootball - Offensive.πππ¦ππ«π¨π§ ππ¨π§ππ¬, Trinity International University.
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@MattsIdeaShop When your secret plot is to ensure that no one else can afford pudding cups, so you can have them all to yourself. .
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ALL STAR WEEKEND BABAYYYY.
AS U CAN SEE LOVE IS IN THE AIR β€οΈπ§ββοΈWHERE IS THIS UBER TAKING HER?
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TX π€ CHI (again) π.
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@benshapiro The funniest part about this, is when they complain about an elf not wanting his son to become a dentist.
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True Freshmanβ¦.Proud of you lil bro π€.
I would like to thank all family,friends,and especially, coaches who have helped beat the single season sack record!.@KJOTISSR @sjharmon22 @KerryNeal56 @Savage_dp @__Tolo55 @coachRtaylor44 @Phouly31 @mylifeisjake @wthsfb @CoachTillman @TIU_Football @GOMAB1987 #BeastMode #Legend
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Couldnβt be prouder of my dude! #TexasToChicago.
all glory to godπ«Άπ½@dhensley56 @NetworkAthletic @DemarcusHaskins @OU_CoachB @CoachHolley_UNT @KStateFB
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Absolute three best days of my life. Will stay in my heart forever. So blessed to have the opportunity to lead my team to a victory.
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@benshapiro I think the funniest part about this is that this was going through his head at 6 oβclock in the morning.
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Appreciate all youβve done for me. You always have family up in the Chi. Until next time, brother. π€πΌ.
I appreciate your friendship & thank you for bringing us together, @mylifeisjake . Much love, brother. Weβll miss you.π€π½
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This is what you call a competent and sustainable franchise. Iβm envious.
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Could not be prouder of these guys tonight. An absolute privilege to help coach such a great group
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Canβt wait to see whatβs next for you my dude! Just the beginning.
It's been a great first year. Learned a lot from a lot. Ready for more. My recruitment is 1000% open. My Dm's are, too.
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@BigSean thank you for rocking the place and inspiring at the same time . Always Dreaming http://t.co/t5ax3pex41.
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@benshapiro Agreed. I commend Kim Kardashian for her motivations. However, I donβt think that it is wise nor good timing for the President to be posting a picture with a celebrity who has a sex tape.
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To the real Cub fans that were there all season: Great year and sorry it came to an end. To the fake fans: You're all losers. White Sox 2020.
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Homecoming week really should be called Homework coming week.
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An absolutely hilarious question to Pace from the media would be: βNow that you have Andy Dalton, who are you looking to sign as your starting quarterback for the season?β.
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Alshon always drops a pass or fumbles the ball late in the 4th to lose the game.
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Very proud of my sister and all the work she does for kids with autism and the difference she makes. Very proud http://t.co/kpJLaTrITJ.
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Fellow color day captains, you ever get tired or overwhelmed during the week. remember we stayed up for 3 days straight once upon a time.
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More than 300 million people in this country. How these two ended up here is beyond me.
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Hugh Hefner was a millionaire who worked in his robe while surrounded by gorgeous women. Everyone in heaven will ask him what heaven is like.
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Well at least I had fun reading everyone lolla tweets instead of goingπ.
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You know youβve really lost something if youβre looking for it in the fridge and microwave.
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It really sucks not waking up to music in the morning. And yes all my tweets are about camp.
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Bryce Harper should definitely take career advice from middle-aged men who wear oven mitts on television. .
A take SO hot he needs oven mitts!. βIt will be the BIGGEST regret of Bryce Harperβs career.β. @AdamSchein believes if Harper signs with the White Sox, it will be the biggest mistake of his professional career. #T2S
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A few months ago people are hunting Pokemon now they hunting clowns smhπ.
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Appreciate you coach!.
Thanks to @mylifeisjake of @JudsonUfootball for connecting with us to recruit our exceptional Young people!. #RecruitWY // #PhinsUp . @wyhs | @DolphinFootball | @RecruitWY
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Judge: Do you hereby agree to pay the proper amount of taxes you owe?. Defense: X Gonβ Give it to ya
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Me waiting at the DMV to get my motorcycle license while all these 16 year olds are getting their drivers license
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After I finish this essay I'm making pancakes no matter what time it is.
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@cassidylancasta @morganmahler @samifeldman @camp49045 Look what I found on Dayna's desk http://t.co/EqVANBL6Aq.
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love studying and retaining all this info for all these classes that will have great relevance to my career later in life. Happy finals.
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Terrific marketing strategy by the Bears front office to lose all the early games so all the fans will be on the edge of their seats by the end of the season.
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Do people in France say βexcuse my Englishβ before swearing?π€.
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@razmajak55 @benshapiro So youβre suggesting that we should start taking pornstars more seriously in the realm of politics? I hear Alexis Texas has some good ideas regarding foreign policy. We should totally continue to publicize people who have sex for money in the Oval Office.
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Why did Charlie Sheen have to be Charlie Sheen and get kicked off Two and a Half Men? Was the funniest show of all time.
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To all of you Stevenson people:.I am envy the fact that you have a Gatorade vending machine.
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Running back drive thru "I have never seen this before" @CaliKerstein @KING_C0LE @TeamAMmorning .#Mickey D's.
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Pigs are flying and hell is frozen. A team from Cleveland and the Chicago Cubs are playing each other in a championship.
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The NFL has issued a drug test to Marcus Cooper following today's game
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@TheBriceizRight @barstoolWSD Which may foreshadow the vision from the the House of the Undying π
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Sansa telling Tyrion about Jonβs true identity, knowing that itβs going to spread like wildfire. #GameOfThrones
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I waited till I got on the plane to listen to the album so Iβd be closer to Heaven.
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