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Derek Wizardly

@mybrainhole

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Dewy decimal master. Don't get mad at strangers in your phone. Charts and opinions are my own. NFA. Context and perspective are paramount. Meme ganker. $BTC

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@lippyent Shag carpet and stale cigarettes
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@joma_gc Well fuck, I knew I shouldn't have connected to the Kwik-E-Mart wifi! They got me!
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@justice_Tyr22 I don't know where exactly, but I'm pretty sure I know which direction
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Imagine breaking into a house and eating high velocity steak from one of these
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Limited Inventory! I know there were a lot of people disappointed to miss out on the "Clock" last time! Get it while you can!
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@palmettoarmory @Shouse34 would you perhaps have any insight on the PSA daily emails not coming anymore?
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@AshySlasheeDB No, no thoughts
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RT @Samantha_SN1: God must absolutely love stupid people. He made SO MANY OF THEM
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RT @wildbarestepf: it's so crazy normies on 𝕏 can just be like “hey Elon! this thing sucks! please fix it!” and Elon who is literally runn…
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@Chikin_Tendieus Motivatical vibes to ya. Well done!
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RT @aop_nba: Last year Fox and SGA led the league with 150 steals Dyson Daniels has 141 this year, it is not even the All-Star Break yet.…
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"Are you f*cking blind?" 💀
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@RobProvince Concur be like, expense this dick bitch!
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@EndTribalism Absolutely 100% my determining factor. I was gonna vote RFK Jr. 3rd party.
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RT @elonmusk: Yeah, I can’t emphasize this enough! The goal of auditing the Social Security Administration is to stop the extreme levels o…
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@bennyjohnson I don't ever see any porn on Twitter. Occasionally someone will post a juggulous thirst trap photo, but no nudity. Am I not twittering right? Does porn mean something else now like bare shoulders and a tank top? I don't understand what everyone's on about.
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RT @Rothmus: “But we hope that when it’s all said and done, ALL politicians, Democrat AND Republican, are furious with DOGE. Then we will…
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@Intel_Dork Mmmmmmmmmmmm
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@HeidiBriones To be fair, I am pretty awful. NGL, 🤣
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