@JonathanPieNews "unknown variable love aircraft, your dinner is getting cold"

@thesundaysport @GuidoFawkes @RachelReevesMP They'll give you the bumps... right out of the door

@kevteetrucking Has he actually got out of that Berlingo, that's parked across the pavement, to complain about your parking?!!!!

@KieranMaguire This paragraph could not have been written with a straight face.

@_GeorgeFearnley @TheNeesk Be very wary of Swiss links. The ownership trail gets very murky over there.

@TheNeesk @_GeorgeFearnley Why would a prestigious Swiss finance agency have a seperate heading on their website news page for Farsley Celtic, and virtually no other actual case studies?

@TheNeesk @_GeorgeFearnley IIRC the Foundation's comments noted it to be 'unusual' that the community users were all part of the club. Usual would be for other parties to pay for use and provide £ for the EOL fund. If there is an open meeting to come, the right questions need to be asked.

@_GeorgeFearnley Sorry to be blunt but I've been through it with Hereford FC/Utd & I learnt a lot. Barthorpe remains the majority shareholder & controller of the company. There's also mortgage on ground and terms of that should be sought. Whether £ has been spent or awaits the pitch development.

@_GeorgeFearnley Don't be absolutely certain on that. Private company documents may exist. Ask the questions directly.

@thesundaysport I come here for the education. I always thought an iron containing compound was a scrapyard.

@joncoupland Unless it's got vertical take off...

@chortle Pretty sure you've got the Ghostbusters answer wrong. It's claiming Rhod Gilbert as the right answer.

@TheSimonEvans "To be or not to be" Caution - Pencils can be pointy

@fesshole Bought a house that came out of probate. The late previous owner's post was entirely charities begging for more money. Four years it took to stop coming. Still get the burial plan letters.

Attempting to maintain confidence in the Police and the rule of law by bypassing the rule of law to sack someone outside the accepted rules wouldn't have been my recommendation.

@thesundaysport Bring in the bill, rip out the safeguards. Kim, dear, if you don't want Kier just tell him rather than this convoluted method to bump him off.

@LeoKearse Fair play to the lad. If you're going to go full tonto, do it in style!

Fair play to Londoner Derek Chisora in packing a Manchester arena, but you can see why he's retiring.