Jamiemuzzer
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The one who used to work on the rigs ,Scouser , LFC , RIP The Labour Party 🇵🇸
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I’m being blanked by a 23 year old in work and I’ve got to work with him later and if I lose me job today it’s because I’ve skullragged the ignorant skinny little cunt all over the paint shop 🙃
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A year ago today I started this industrial cleaning job in jag and I’m giving meself a pat on the back cos I was on a downward spiral feeing sorry for meself after losing me job on the rigs and thinking this type of work was beneath me,which it defo isn’t 🙌🏼
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This is just grim as , me dads brothers wife me Aunty Mary passed away last week , she’d kept her illness quiet cos she’d been looking after me uncle cos he was suffering with cancer , her funerals tomorrow and me uncle passed away at teatime tonight , life can be so cruel
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Out with me dad to watch the redshite , first time he’s been out since the chemo started , so up the fuckin reds ❤️✊🏽
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The myeloma in me dads bloods cells has halved since he started treatment 👊🏼
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There’s an arl girl who gets on same bus as me some days and I always let her on first of course , she’s never once said thank you so it’s not fuckin happening today Mavis
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“They picked on the wrong city , and they picked on the wrong mums” he’ll always have my respect for that 👏🏻
#BillKenwright
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He’s adamant this fella , every time they paint over it he writes it again 😵💫
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Charlie Drake , Jimmy Murray sauce , Jimmy Floyd Hasselback spuds 🇦🇷🇺🇾
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Am I the only person who reduces the bean juice down in the pan so it’s not too bean juicy? Possibly
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Sommer , who won’t even sell her paintings 🙄 never mind give them away , wanted to give me arl fella his favourite one she’s done to cheer him up 👏🏻
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Me ma on WhatsApp when I tell her I’ll be down Sunday …. typing………online ……typing ………online ……typing …….online …….typing …..online …….typing ……… ok x
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Happy 26th 😱 birthday to this pocket sized ❤️ warrior miracle who’s not much taller now than she is in the first pic 115 years ago xx
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I’m all this excitement 👀 I forgot to post a pic of me brother in laws burnt bonce
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Our old house on the right In bickerton street off lark lane after we moved and they knocked them down , be worth a fortune now ❤️
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Just got on a train at some station called Kirkdale cos I got the wrong train before 🤦🏻♂️ I’m way out me comfort zone up here la
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You look like me , magnum as well …. the first thing I ever watched that made me realise what Thatcher was doing to our city and the country
#RIPBernardHill
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Wrong to celebrate death I know but the Cunt who robbed me vulnerable uncle of thousands of pounds has died and I’m absolutely delighted 😀 just need the same to happen to her daughter and nephew for the treble 🤞🏼
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The spuds are from lidl cos only a lunatic would work an 8hr shift and come home to make doorfinwah potatoes from scratch
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I’ve just discovered that smoked 🥓 omelette and Mac n cheese are a match made in Valhalla
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Probably not the best idea to go to Costco today in the state I’m in , stupid fuckin Berghaus and monkfish tails buying twat
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First time I’ve made gratten doorfinwah potatoes as well tonight
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Ladies of Liverpool, George from work will be hitting Woolton village very soon 🍹
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Soz , we thought they were Palestinians
BREAKING: Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has spoken to Israel's PM Benjamin Netanyahu.
It comes as Israel 'deeply regrets' an IDF airstrike that killed seven aid workers including three Britons.
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I remember the days when I could go out on the ale and put a 12 hour shift in no bother , I was out for about 6 hours yesterday and today I wanna section meself
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Just been sent this on fbook , me arl fella to the left of Bob having a pint on his dinner break in Vauxhalls after Rome 77 🤣
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It was more like 8 -ish because my oven is a massive Tory but it was worth the wait ✊🏼
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Kiss me fuckin hoop
when you see someone recording just walk behind the camera or wait literally ten seconds, if you can't do this then you don't deserve to be part of a civilized society
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RIP Fiddlers Ferry , knowing you’re nearly home after a trip away will never be the same , fly high the 4 of you ❤️ GBNF
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Up the south end Eikibergheads 🪓
@LiverpoolTweeta
E.G. This map has some credible sources...
And it's not just the current name but spelt a bit funny ;-)
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Alls I’m saying is bacon ribs don’t have to always be with cabbage and spuds
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Went to me ma’s for me tea for the first time time in absolutely ages and had her world famous (in aigburth) Mary Murray chicken curry with homemade chips and now I’m thinking of selling me house and moving back home
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When these cunts get kicked out you’ll hardly notice any difference with the cunts who come in
BREAKING: Rishi Sunak confirms the general election will be held on 4 July.
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Henry the sociopathic cunt of a hoover has drove me to these 🌭
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I hope whoever took the can of Pepsi I left in the fridge in work last night dies before midnight tonight
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Hello , I got suspended and wanna find me old twitter colleagues 👀
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Margaret Thatcher has died
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Like the tardis this shepherds pie la, went on forever and it beat me
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Chester races tomorrow with work , which basically means all the birthday money I got today will be lost because I picked horses whos names remind me of something that happened in the lakes 30 years ago or my favourite colour 🙃 🐎
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4 years ago sommers piece made from seeds and nuts and beans was up in St George’s Hall and I’m still fucking livid that it was left for mice to start eating the seeds and ended up in a skip 🤬
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Every offence meant , but pick your dogs shit up you dirty scruffy cunts , can only imagine what your houses are like
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Just had the leftovers from a 2 day old special biryani from the light of bengal on eggy rd and it were magnificent
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Whatever you think about George Galloway the fact he’s pissed off all the cunts from both parties is delightful to see 🙃
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Cheers on Xmas 1987 😳 how the fuck did we get past the bouncers we look about 12 haha
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It’s school kids from st Nicholas academy fighting in December you soft cunt 🤥
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No media coverage at all, just us.
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Rachel Riley when she sees this 🙃
Happy Rosh Hashanah to Jewish communities in Islington and beyond.
May the new year bring you and your loved ones health, peace and joy.
Shana Tova!
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That’s grand so it is ☺️ prick
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Had a few this evening on Dale street , give me the arl man pubs anyday before your Fanny McMurphys shite
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