Musa Sohail
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I am 23 years old and i found out about Namibia because of this tournament, am i the only one?
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Everything is temporary but ghar aate hi “ammi kahan hain?” Is permanent.
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Mano ya na mano, girls don’t go for looks. I’ve seen the strangest couples ever, they’ve never made sense to me.
Girls are not into looks guys. Period.
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Imagine being a cousin of the guy that won 29 gold medals in his medical school.
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Abbu nay ac 26 say 21 pay kardiya, this garmi has gotten to brown parents!!!
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This isn’t said enough but Pakistani kids have to wear a 20 kilo bag pack, get physically abused by their teachers and come home to parents that think their kids aren’t good enough. Amazing how most of us are still sane really.
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Give Facebook and Instagram ONE Star reviews. Let’s hit them where it really hurts, their pockets!
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Unpopular opinion but i think Bhindi is very underrated.
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Brown parents and their obsession of changing the birth year of their Children.
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Insaan bohat khudgaarz hota hai, pasand karay tow burai nai dekhta, nafrat karay tow achai nai dekhta.
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Jawani ki lalach mein bachpan gaya
Ab kamyaabi ki lalach mein jawani ja rahi
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Can someone just make an Air Freshener with the smell of Geeli Mitti already?
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Sister came home for the first time after 4 years with her baby (suleman) and i went to ask her the morning after her flight if she wanted nashta and the first thing she said was, “Suleman pay kambal hai?”
Very wholesome momenttt.
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Spending Ramadan alone is extremely sad, hope no one ever has to go through it. Ameen!
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How do you guys move on so fast? Mujeh tow yahan apnay Chaploon say emotional attachment hojati hai.
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Can these rich brats stop normalising drug use and vulgarity in the name of cinema?
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Hey everyone! THANDAY MAAT PARH JANA!!! SUPPORT PALESTINE UNTILL THEY TRULY ARE FREE!
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Cafés can never justify their coffee prices, 10 rupay ki coffee, 35 rupay ka doodh aur 450 ka aik cup??
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Maturity is when you stop arguing back with your parents.
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People that tie laces of people that don’t know how to, are all going to heaven.
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Phone 2 Lac ka rakha hoga laikn Credit 2 rupay nai hoga.
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Funny how strangers support you more than some family members do.
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I sneak around my own house like an international spy when there are guests around.
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If you met someone like yourself, would you be friends with them?
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New students coming in to apply for my university and me telling them that this is a hell hole, apply somewhere else.
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Sister asks me “Light kab ayegi?” I’m like “Mujeh kiya pata bhai”. She’s like “Electrical Engineer ho?”
Kahan sir maroon apna ab?
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Honestly ajj kal ka romance is so ugly, need that “love letter” wala romance.
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If this tweet bangs, i will make a twitter replica so everyone in Pakistan can use it by tonight.
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Naseeb walay tow woh hain jinko apni pasand ki shaadi karnay detay ghar walay.
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Walking barefoot on grass with the smell of raat ki raani is so therapeutic
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All the people that went out and protested for Palestine >>>>>>>>
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If you cannot stand up for your own community then don’t bother calling yourself Muslims.
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“We ended on good terms” walay log konsi mitti kay banay hotay hain?
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Shaadi pay larkay bhangra karein tow shughaal hai, larkiyaan dance karein tow Kanjarkhana. Double standards kab tak chaleingy?
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Buray waqt agaar na hotay tow humein achay waqtoon ki kabhi kadar na hoti
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The prettiest people literally suck at taking their own pictures.
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I love how our nation forgets everything and just celebrates together for a victory in a cricket match.
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Guy’s over 6 feet think they own the world. Anyways on an unrelated topic I’m 6’1
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Ghussay mein bohat ghalat baatein kar deta hai insaan, ghussa pee jana seekh lo ya maafi maangna.
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Stop playing games with people if you know you won’t end up marrying them!
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Being proud of your looks is so lame, be proud of the efforts you put in.
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Khuda ka wasta hai ab, EID PAY MASK LAGA KAY DAFA HONA AB AGAAR KAHEEN JAO BHI.
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Have you ever had friends that felt more like siblings than your actual siblings?
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You will be shocked to know that everyone perceives you differently. You might think you’re a really nice person but someone might think otherwise.
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Is it just me or does everyone wait for the guests to leave and then go attack the food?
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So i saw Sahir Ali Bhagga perform yesterday and their were two guys left and right of him, So i made a joke, “ Bhagga beech wala, right wala Sajjah aur left wala Khabah “ i think my komedy peaked yesterday.
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Taking pictures with babies is difficult man, Eid Mubarak anywayss
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Jis ko dar hi nahi tha mujeh khonay ka, usko kiya afsoos hoga mera na honay ka.
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People that text to tell they’ll be busy later on are angels tbh
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It is absolutely ridiculous that no one has ever raised their voice against the value of our education system. Everyone is fine with letting their children memorise millions and millions of pages of words rather than actually learn what was written in it.
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Me and who karna chordo bhai, Ja kay apna career bana lo pehlay. “Who”khud hi ajaiga.
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When someone says “ Kuch bolo yar “ and you reply with “ Kuch “ and think you’ve achieved some high level comedy.
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The most painful thing? Seeing the people you made memories with, become memories.
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Here’s the current list of features in :
Users can add tweets, like, retweet, and reply
Users can delete tweets, add a tweet to bookmarks, and pin their tweet
Users can add images and GIFs to tweet
Users can follow and unfollow other users
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So the friends i made in my university are all from different cities, we lived together for four years and now they will all go back home? It’s so sad, why does life give you good people, only to take them away later on.
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I don’t really like summers but AC mein chillingz karna is a whole vibe.
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“I wish you all the Happiness in the world” Aray tum hi tow meri happiness aur world ho.
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Stop going for looks man, what you need is someone who you can talk about literally everything and nothing with.
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Fat Shaming, Skinny Shaming, Sab kuch karletay ho, Khud bhi thori si Sharam karlo?
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Sometimes i wished i smoked but then I realise how stupid it is to inhale poison.
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Imagine you’re 7 year’s old and it’s 5 o clock, bahir kehlnay ja rahay ho aur suddenly ghanti bajti hai kay Qari sahab parhanay agaye hain. Dard hua na sun kay?
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Winters are the best! I get to hide my insecurities underneath Jackets and hoodies.
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How did i go from getting eidi to giving eidi so fast???
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Yoo first day in London, trying to learn English all over again. Whenever i try, it’s like motor phasi hui 🤣🤦♂️
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Tell me you live in Pindi, without even saying a word. 🤣
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Yessir
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Koi Job ho tow batana, Ghar walay judge karna shuru hogaye. 3 haftay bhi nai huay graduate banay huay.
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Name something Ifaari felt empty without? For me it’s Doodh RohAfzah.
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I have never understood how smacking the Tv remote made it come back to life and work again.
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Hurting someone is as easy as throwing a rock in a lake, but do you know how deep the rock can go?
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If you justify suicide/rape jokes, literally unfollow me right now. Don’t want you, don’t need that energy anywhere near me. Thank you.
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Paki boys will crave cigarettes more than cold water in this scorching heat!
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