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This cow is more beautiful than some girls here 😂🤞🏾
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See what's on the billionaires table. And yet $20 is not enough for a date with a Zimbabwean broke girl.🤷🏾♂️
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I’m thinking of breaking up with my girl to focus on Winky D’s album🤓
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Holy ten is the proof that a human being can survive without brain. 🤷
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The sex you get for free usually costs more than the sex you pay for.
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When money finally comes, don't change your girl, upgrade her.
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Isu taiti Gaffa rine privacy, izvo kwaani kuhwanda hake zvikwereti.
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Being alone,Having Wi-Fi and a telegram account is very dangerous😆🤞🏾
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I have never seen a tweet of a Zimbabwean lady talking about business, it’s always rubbish.
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The way Chamisa and CCC are quiet is as if elections are happening in 2030😕
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Dear President Mnangagwa, May you please make alcohol unfordable to Zimbabweans , increase taxes on all alcoholic beverages in Zimbabwe ,Zimbabweans are drowning in alcohol and this is another pandemic you need a solution for, please do something...
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Meet Tawanda Beggmore Mumanyi, the first man to buy a Mercedes Benz with a paragraph 🤝
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SHADAYA: i like virgins
FEMALE
TWIMBOZ: Shadaya declared war on non virgins and single moms.
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This is the order:
1-Voltz
2-Saintfloew
3-HolyTen
Go argue with your village witches😱
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Owners of this shop have a special place in heaven, the only real shop I’ve ever seen😂🤞🏾
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Which addiction is the hardest to quit.
1. Sex
2. Masturbation
3. Drinking
4. Smoking.
5. Twitter
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Chimukai mubatsirane kuvenga Jah Prayzah, it's not like album raGOAT wenyu richiri kurira and stuff😜
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Chingotipai mvumo yekuti Gaffa rive mutupo wevamwe😭🤞🏾
Vaera Gaffa
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NEIGHBORS: We're collecting money to renew the paint.
ME: I will not pay
THEM:
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Pamwe pacho unotongoona kut iCamera chete dzasiyana asi ganda ndiroro😆
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Comment neTime⏱ dzaenda magetsi kwenyu and location📍, Timbokutevera😂🇿🇼
Mabvuku 4:00am
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@DaddyGhost85
Tanga wafona unzwe kut gogo variko here kumusha usat waiuraya. Unoita ngozi😂
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I think I should start making Memes too, funny guys are winning 🤔
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YAYAH: Good morning. I would like to apply for a loan.
BANK: Sure, may I know the purpose of the loan?
YAYAH: I need the loan to purchase a property.
BANK: Alright. May I know if you have any collateral to secure the loan?
YAYAH.I have 60k followers on Facebook.
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What's the difference between these videos, y'all need to shut tf up!!
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Zimbabwean queen track is bigger than Eureka Eureka😌
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Vamwe they are competing kupinda muForbes under 50, then there is Stunner who’s bragging about having s3x😆🤣
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To be very honest which stage setup and stage appearance is goated. Be honest with yourself 😂😂👍
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About today. SDA guys spoiling themselves after church😂
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This is what your parents see when they walk into your room, when you're 26 or above and you're not married😂
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Do you remember putting his name as your password on your phone, where is he now?😜
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Watching your friends cry over a break-up is another level of entertainment...😂😂🤞🏾
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Manga mazviona here kut ordinary ticket rekwa The real Goat ndo VIP ticket rekwa other so called Goat 😹. There are levels to these things🤞💯
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Vamwe varikuti ndiye. Hameno, imi murikuonawo ani?🤷🏾♂️😆
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Which common habit is found in unsuccessful people?
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Atleast my GOAT has never lost an award to a dead man, neither has he featured a song with a dead person🤣
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@nobiechishyy
When God instructed Moses to anoint his siblings Aaron and Mirriam, was it a family business 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
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10us irikunzi naBae wako ishoma, ukatotengera mai vako mapiritsi eBP vanotombochovha zvimavhiki varivapenyu🙃
#SpendWisely
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“...As small as a mustard seed”. Im just quoting the Bible 😂💔
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That awkward moment when a female lecturer walks in the class and asks, "when is my next period?".....like, who are we to know?😂😂💔
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So now Y’all being savage so that you get blocked and take screenshots?🤷🏾♂️🚮
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I have an accounting joke but I’m leaving you on suspense😅
I have a pharmaceutical joke but it needs a prescription 🤣🤣
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Hanzi HELP is coming yava kuCongo. Let's be patient yavakutosvika.
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"ini i don't blame Modhe, but i doubt pamafungiro cz Modhe akatiza kuchkoro" 🗣️🎙️
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Ini andisati ndambowa munhu anoti akadzidza naWinky d, mukati dzakaenda kuchikoro idzodzi?😏
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Fantan and Wife. Im also asking myself the same question 🤔😂
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Week rapera, someone has already made $70 million atomirira next week. Iwe how much did you make this week?😏😂
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DON’T LOOK FOR A CHURCH NEAREST TO YOUR HOUSE, LOOK FOR A CHURCH CLOSEST TO THE BIBLE AND A MAN OF GOD WHO TEACHES THE WORD AND WALKS WITHIN GOD’S WORD.
-Emmanuel Makandiwa
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Parents act wiser until it’s time to increase brightness on their phones😂
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Jews pray 3 times a day
Muslims pray 5 times a day
NDEBELE people _________
Pedzisa wega😂😂
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I went to Chitungwiza today and i was like “hezvo ko kuno kurikutonaya zvekuyeredza”, izvo maSewage😭🚮
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Who do you think is making more money with music between Winky d and Jah Prayzah?
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Business is about finding solutions to problems. I have this product that Choga may need, please tag him🌚
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Chimukai mutsamwire kut Rick Ross akabvuma kupfeka scarf🧣🇿🇼
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Ehe tazvinzwa uriwemaSamsung haufarire iPhone but ko Samsung trend uchiri kuidii?🤷
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