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hell yeah
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liking popular guys instead of shy nerdy guys was the start of my downfall.
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qualified for a math training camp and my mother's first question was "how many women are gna be there"...whos gna tell her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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they fucking waxed the strawberry
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LOOK AT WHAT OOMF DID OH MY GOD WHY IS HE THE BEST
hbd naan khatai minor oomf. here's a little something for ur 17th bday
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you eat one good sandwich and suddenly the sun is brighter the flowers are more vibrant the birds are chirping and everything is wonderful
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@nwromantiqs
@generatednoise
that is literally the only reason any part of the internet exists
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only correct way to propose
hbd naan khatai minor oomf. here's a little something for ur 17th bday
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chat convinced baba to let me wear the pink shalwar kameez WE ARE SO BACK
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oomfs your pfps are becoming progressively more deranged are yall good
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me n all 134 of you
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metamorphosis being a painful process is the worst thing ive ever learnt
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guys totally random life advice never look thru ur father's twt acc's likes :333333
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mechanics is literally just like "heyyy heres a cute formula!!" and then the questions need you to model every moving body in the solar system
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go to the store
get some more
nuggets that are
𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘢𝘶𝘳𝘴
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i miss having an elaborate desktop i just have a chair rn 😭
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no conflict resolution in this household we just stop talking for a week and then pretend nothing happened
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4th base is finding a substitute for the word love in "i love you"
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DAILY FUN MATH FACT TIME OOMFS!! ALL POWERS OF 3 CAN BE REPRESENTED AS THE SUM OF AT MOST 22 DISTINCT POWERS OF 2.
BONUS FACT ALL POWERS OF 2 CAN BE REPRESENTED AS THE SUM OF AT MOST 25 DISTINCT POWERS OF 3.
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randomly revised vectors with my bsf's older brother at 4am today ?? is this what someone matching your freak feels like
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4 oomfs have tweeted about the 2nd day of their period today why did yall bluetooth it to each other
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kiwi i want you inside me so bad
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his name is todd and he loves you
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@nwromantiqs
unfortunately i know the names of at most 2 shades of pink. please assess urself 💜💜💜
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7 deadly sins ranked most to least frequent 🎀
lust
envy
sloth
greed
pride
gluttony
wrath
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only good part of getting locked for a week is likespamming oomfs when im back
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everyone meet my snail his name is noibert and he raises sentient potatoes in iceland thank you
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randomly drew baba a smiley on a tissue paper before eid ki namaz and he just gave it back to me...? he kept it for a week..? i love him sm wtf
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okay so we hate the blow job party right or am i severely off base
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oomfs if yall unironically use this i am BEGGING you block me rn
real ones know its some people have curly brown hair thru proper brushing
(still using it in alvls)
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woke up to nearly 400 post notifications from 3 oomfs..please go get jobs
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the notion of blood curdling implies you can turn your blood into a kind of human cheese
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oomf did a thing i wna ask them about but its so stalkery that i noticed but like ☹☹☹
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reason
#719842
to hate men:
Married couple separated for 54 years during World War II. The woman never remarried, but the man did and had children and grandchildren
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why...why didnt....why didnt you... help them.
Tadinha da formiga tentando colocar a outra pra cima enquanto a água chega 😭😭😭😭
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guys i think he liked blue
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in honour of straight pride we have the hit song: good luck buddy
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cool seeing the tl so hyped about the met gala but if i see the same 10 fuckass fits one more time i might have to self oof
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