If you ever get invite to my #SummerHouse you would know it full of those big booty type lady, and every night you will see me break out my hockey sack and do amazing kick flip and razzle dazzle you ever lay your eyes on . #FootTalent #InviteOnly #GOAT.

I am no pro wrestler, but take it to a bank you will see my full arsenal of headlock and body slam if you dare take all the gacamole of the nacho chip plate before everyone get a turn. #AEWDynamite #DontTryMe #BadManner.

Back in a day I made one of those #AppleLaunch slingshot with my friend, but we had to shut it down and go hide when one of the apple break a window at the old lady house on my block . #SheMad #DirectHit #TargetPractice.

If you ever wonder what success in life and money making scheme look like just imagine me, don’t get twisted you have no chance to be like me but always set goals high. #WednesdayMotivation #DontGetJealous #YouJealous.

I like them lady more than any fool I ever know and it not even close, if you don’t believe me go ahead and ask one of the big booty type I had in my 40,000BTU hot tub this weekend how much I like them lady. #BuschNumber1Fan #GamePlayer #TooManyOption.

I have those #thursdayvibes going right now because I got one of my lady cooking me breakfast in bed and I don’t have to be at work deliver pizza until 5 in the damn evening. #Blessed #SheInLove #HotAndFreshOrMoneyBack.

I seen some of those #Angels before but nothing to do with religion, it usually happen when I fall.In love again with one of those big booty type at the strip club . #SheGifted #RealNameSusie #CanICallYouSusie.

Back in a day a lot of the kid thought wrestling was fake, but one day I brought my friend headlock, pile driver and body slam to school and let me tell you they change a tune real quick. #MondayNightRAW #SleepyTime #KnockoutArtist.

I done #TheTraitorsUS before and believe me it was something out of movie, it when I took one lady to the club and end up walking out with two other I just met at the end of night. #SheGone #TwoForOne #Benched.

I will #LetDKCook all day every day, especially if DK happen to be one of those big booty type lady who likes to serve meal wearing just a thong . #SheInLove #Blessed #FiveStar.

I am one of those nice guy type, but believe me you will feel pain like never have before if I catch you or any of your nerd friend double dip in the gacamole with the same damn chip. #NSD25 #YouBeenWarned #TryMe.

One day as a kid I heard a beautiful song coming from the old lady house on my block, so I walk over there to check and turn out it was her damn cat making noise to get in the house. That when I know music not my thing. #GRAMMYs #Athlete #GameForDays.

I done a lot of wrestling in my day, to be honest I retire my famous headlock about ten year ago because it already set all time record for victim. #RoyalRumble #SleepyTime #KnockoutArtist.

I have too many money making scheme to ever worry about a #stockmarketcrash like some of these other loser, but times are rough right now so if you can Vangmo money to me I would appreciate. #ToughTime #SendMoney #LateFees.

I met a nice big booty foreign lady one time and she was into that #eusexua, but after I got my game on she wanted to eat a crosant in bed so I had to kick her to the curb for too many crumb . #SheGone #CleanUp #ByeBye.

You have a critical role on the court, and that is to give me the damn ball and get the hell out of my damn way while I get my shots up. #CriticalRoleSpoilers #KnowYourRole #Buckets.

I seen the #TheTraitorsUS before and it threw me a loop, happen when I catch my friend Ron take a Ruffle chip and drop that thing in the damn salsa dip on purpose. I didn’t talk to that fool for about 1-2 weeks after that. #BadMistake #Loser.

I have enjoy the #Baddies on every damn coast on this land, but you won’t ever catch me with one of those #BaddiesMidwest because those one smell like corn. #NotCool #SheGone #Standards.

I seen more #TNAGenesis in my life than the average Joe, be honest I seen more in my 40,000BTU hot tub just this summer than that loser average Joe can even dream about. #Blessed #BeingReal #CantBeMe.

I lay a #SmackDown one time and it felt justify, nothing to do with wrestling though. I caught some nerd double dip the Hidden Valley Ranch bowl with same chip and he got sent packing over the damn snack table. #SwiftJustice #Manners #YourBad.