Mum sent me some chocolates because she heard I’m feeling a bit low and in my flop era and I’ve just opened them to discover they are all the strawberry one (my fave and the undisputed best quality street chocolate)
After months of waiting, I can finally say that I’ll be starting a PhD in Law at the University of Cambridge in October! As many of you know this is a dream come true, and one I felt locked out of for so long because of past academic struggles. Happy is an understatement 📚
Everyone needs to watch the
@JinkxMonsoon
and
@bendelacreme
Holiday Special immediately!! Hilarious, high camp, and the perfect way to start the festive season 🎄
What’s the professional way of saying “sorry I’m late, I got distracted on my walk to work playing with an unfamiliar cat which bit me (playfully) and then saw a hot Danish guy”?
Dad takes charge of all the Christmas cooking, but each year on Christmas Eve I’m asked to make my famous red cabbage side dish. And each year I say a silent thank you to
@Nigella_Lawson
for giving us this family tradition. Time to dig out my (now well-worn) copy of How to Eat!
One of us carried the team and scored most of the points at the quiz last night and one of us was a complete mess who doesn’t know how they made it home in one piece I’ll let you decide which is which🍺📝
My last two first dates were in April this year and some time in 2011 so
@josh_hops
and I have decided I’m essentially a horror film monster that emerges once every ten years to terrorise local boys by going on a date with them before returning for a decade-long slumber
Hi, I’m post-verbal pop sensation
@mttjrdn_
. And I haven’t been the same since the shaving accident,
@josh_hops
. Welcome to Unnhhh, the show where we talk about whatever we want. Because it’s our show, and not yours
Today my dad helped me cheat at trivial pursuit by giving me a clue to my final question just because me winning would annoy my sister’s fiancé and that’s the true meaning of Father’s Day
Am always a bit wary of saying I’ve made friends on this silly bird app because you never really know how other people feel, but in my post-dinner haze I’m just so grateful for all the funny people I’ve met this year who live in my phone and have made my life immeasurably better
I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’ve officially been awarded an LLM with ✨Distinction✨It’s no secret I struggled my way through undergrad at a uni whose motto was 2.2 is the new fail and I left feeling locked out of the future I dreamed of. Turns out I can do it after all!
It doesn’t matter how well this goes, the definitive version of Cruella De Vil on Strictly will always be Judy Murray screeching “bring me those puppies” from a flying car while Anton dragged some reluctant dalmatians onto the stage