The crying, the tantrums, the circular conversations that make no sense. I'm really starting to worry that my 2yo daughter is a men's rights activist.

Every time we get to a new boss in Rayman the 6yo makes us pause while she comes up with a plan of attack and mantra. For this boss the mantra is "we have to shoot with love"

@deliciouslybad Holy shit

We are minding a 4yo I just said "there's your lip balm" to Ms 6 and she said "mum! Artie is here. Lip BOTTOM".

Who picks the flavours of flavoured condoms? Banana??? Why don't they ever have lasagne flavour condoms? Or spicy seafood laksa?

@chay_alicia Hiiiiiiiiiiii 🥰

@Pauline_Hornsby 😘😘😘

RT @so_s: Today is #WorldOvarianCancerDay. I was expecting to be in #Melbourne as an @ocrfaustralia Community Ambassador, talking about my…

Ok. She was serious. I'm now learning how to make it.

I love how I'm scurrying to clean the house to impress my psych for my ADHD zoom appointment

Took 6 to Kmart today and she looked at what was left of the Easter display and said "well my Easter bone is growing longer" at the top of her voice. What.

6 asked me what happens if you drink wine when you're pregnant. I said "well we know it's not good for the baby now, but they didn't used to know that. So Mama drank when I was in her tummy" and she said "oh no! Is that why your teeth are like that?"

@clinicallymanic Our favourite is kebabs with zucchini, tomato, onion, mushroom and haloumi cubes. Just soak the wooden skewers for ages in water first.

That thing where your kid writes to a fairy....so you have the fairy write back....and she takes it to show and tell....and she arrives home that day with a heap of letters from kids in her prep/one class all expecting replies

RT @amy_sargeant_: K Deves took a non-consensual photo of my friends having lunch yesterday and posted it up to her followers calling them…

This made me feel sick. 14 human years??!! #MyTwitterAnniversary