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"Comfort kills dreams. Courage builds them," Leila Hormozi.

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The only GOAT! The rest are Instagram influencers 😎😎😜 #EURo2024
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A mum went to hustle for her kids and then gets gunned down while closing her business... It's alright! The extent of police brutality in Githurai 45 on the night of June 26 may shock many! #REJECTF İNANCEBILLKENYA2024
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@FadeHubb 😂😂😂 language barrier is real!
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@DCI_Kenya Even the total world economy is not worth USD 439 buana!
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@Kimuzi_ @Kimuzi_ , I had to confirm that was not me who wrote. Second-best student kwa county, best in my school (national school), UoN engineering class then dropped 3rd year. I've never found myself since then. I'm clocking 33 and the prospect of failure is overwhelming me.
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@MarioNawfal Asking for glucose from your opponent while in the ring? You guys were celebrating when entire families were being shot in their homes and live-streamed.
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@omwambaKE Muslim anaeza kua ata Mluhya buana. Anyway, dated one Digo uko Mombasani. Softest thighlands possibly juu ya kufunikwa sana but average pudesh.
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BREAKING NEWS: Hamas leader Yayha Sinwar allegedly killed in his house by Israeli airstrike in Gaza Strip. Operation Iron Swords underway. #OperationIronSwords #PalestineIsraelwar #GazaUnderAttack #IsrealUnderAttack #Gaza #Isreal #Hamas #Palestine #Mossad #Jerusalem
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@_falsi1ke Go ahead but remember the owner of the well does not queue to fetch water...
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More Hamas militants captured by Israel Defense Forces. They had earlier on infiltrated Southern Israel from the Gaza Strip. Operation Iron Swords just in its early hours. #Gaza #TelAviv #OperationIronSwords #PalestineIsraelwar #GazaUnderAttack #IsrealUnderAttack #Isreal #Hamas
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@254_icon Unaamka siku moja unang'oa mlango just for the sake my fren
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@gabrieloguda This just goes to show how our leaders are out of touch with reality. I heard CS Chelugui in the background saying the prices being shown are for 5 liters. Meaning a litter would be 70. Reminds me when Uhuru was asked the price of bread and he said 250.
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@edgarwabwire_ It takes so much energy for a man to swallow his ego and ask for help. May he find the support he needs.
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@gabrieloguda These people did bad to Uhunye. Although he never supported them Kamwana exited in style. Now Mt. Kenya is a driverless car without the technology to do so...
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@akinyiiBby My first and only love cheated and I had to beg her to reconcile after I had confronted her. Literally begged her. I can never do that shit to another human being. That space is vacuumed and sealed. Can't allow myself be that vulnerable ever.
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@omwambaKE They lend amongst each other and also do business together. Before cargo consolidation us business people would stress over filling a container to import but wao wanashikana mikono wanajaza haraka.
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@C_NyaKundiH That kafukuswii saying police has a right to arbitrarily arrest people ni group ya tugege who don't know their rights and bend to authority. Imagine your vote carries the same weight...
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@kibeandy Truth is always in the jokes... The pool boy should be interviewed too 😎😎😎
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@kibeandy 😎😎😎
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@jumaf3 That's not order but dictatorship. Nothing to celebrate there.
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@Gesonso1 That's the easiest way to get trapped in the poverty cycle. Be financially stable first.
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@JalangoMwenyewe Can Ruto stand doing what you did to Raila if you were in UDA? Most of you know you win courtesy of voters' loyalty to the party. Otherwise nendeni ground muone 😎
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@Jack254__ Pale alipata nguvu ya kudinyana pia apate nguvu ya kusaka dollar. Let's stop normalizing medi0crity buana!
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@visegrad24 Turkey is inches to being the next Iran. The strike group is there to deter Iran/Hezbollah. If they try something largescale they face the Americans.
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#BREAKINGNEWS : Good news! Shani Louk's mother says her daughter is alive. She called from a hospital in #Gaza . She was speaking to WSJ a short while ago. #Israel #IsraelPalestineWar #HamasMassacre #PalestineUnderAttack #GazaUnderAttack #HamasTerrorism #GazaUnderAttack
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@DonaldBKipkorir However read one is humans will always be biased. I appreciate this every time I read your take on your dear Russia. Just some rhetoric here: 1. How many opposition parties are in Russia worth mentioning? 2. Why is a Democratic Russia invading a neighbor for choosing its own
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Ex-President Ali Bongo of Gabon begging "friends" to make noise. I didn't know dictators can be this humble 😎😎😎 Let's go to Equatorial Guinea and Togo next! #Gabon2023
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BREAKING Via Cyprian Nyakundi: The guy shot outside parliament identified as David Chege, a maths and computer science graduate from JKUAT. RIP soldier! 😟 #REJECTF İNANCEBILLKENYA2024
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@gabrieloguda Loosely translated: Rigy G is swearing on the grave of his ancestors to never touch Raila's hand only for Zakayo's government to put him in charge of receiving the enigma. As the VAR rightly zoomed in, the current muchere ambassador is not amused as he doesn't know what to tell
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If there's a God, I'm sure it's not what humans say He is. This clip of Pope Francis snubbing the black priest is hurting to watch.
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@AtwoliYaa Kila mtu na taste yake. I don't find him funny, just like most Kenyan comedians, but I can't call names those who find their art funny. Learn to tolerate!
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@omwambaKE Top 10 list: 1. Kunyonga AKA cam girls/boys 2. Scamming online 3. Onlyfans 4. Betting 5. Selling betting tips 6. Forex trading 7. Online writing 8. Transcription 9. YouTube channel 10. Learn a skill and teach online. Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for your choices.
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@paulinenjoroge You can engage in all manner of economic propaganda but the stock market will finally expose you...
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@paulinenjoroge I doubt her stand has changed much. Sycophancy is a very interesting condition. The church minions have already swallowed the "it's worldwide" phrase hook, line, and sinker.
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@KhalifKairo Kairo, you have no idea how that court case elevated you. I'm sure most people started following you during that time. It was a blessing in disguise IMO.
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@kibeandy 4. Tithes and church contributions. Count me out any day!
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@DonaldBKipkorir Moses Kuria can only travel to Middle East and Africa. Let that sink!
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@JustinTenai I was raised by a single mum and I have cut her off too. We haven't talked since November of last year. I have not blocked her but I just went cold. She calls my missus... The nail in the coffin was when I refused to be exploited and misused. One case in particular was concerning
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BREAKING The Githurai Massacre is still ongoing guys. How did we get here Kenyans? 😭😭😢 #GithuraiMassacre
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@_fels1 "Kivisi kikatwika kikindani kiambisyaa kukisya mwongoni wa nyukwe." Roughly translates to: A fnck boy will be known at a young age when he often gets an erection on his mother's back.
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BREAKING: Hamas displays kidnapped Israeli children in cages as they laugh about it. It's estimated there're hundreds of Israeli citizens, mostly women and children, held hostage in Gaza Strip. Currently, more than 600 Israelis have been killed as the conflict enters day two.
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@TheStarKenya Unaeza ona amedunga hizo miwani udhani kizungu kitatoka na mapua. Wait until she opens her mouth you'd think she's feeling a sudoku puzzle 😎
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@its_fanuel As someone who left the academic world halfway, I used to beat myself for it until I met those who put their all, now in their 30s. I would say having a family and a business/hustle is better than just a degree alone. If you happen to have a degree and strike a balance the better
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@jumaf3 Some of us are taking "from ni kutoka block" too far! How do some people eat, feed their kids, and sleep soundly after doing this? 😟😟😟
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@belladonnarthy But you were posting M-Pesa statements amounting to 1.4 millis the other day 😎
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@jumaf3 She thinks she is powerful. It might turn to be so hot her handlers will drop her like a hot potato. Aulize akina Ngirici na Josephine the salon lady.
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@NationAfrica Taste ya Nabii inakuanga short hair😎
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@_BlackZA You can set all the rules you want but remember the owner of the well does not queue to fetch water...
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@nickiBIGFISH @22bet_ke ata job ya cleaner iko sawa mkiwahi huyu rahia. Fanyeni kitu.
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@jumaf3 Nimeona Kimani Ngunjiri mahali na hii story. Land is always an emotive issue in Kenya. I doubt those are Al-Shabaab militia doing that.
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@Its_Roddie Men are horny until we meet our match. Mimi nilikua na mkamba ikabidi nimtafutie makosa tuachane.
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@AlinurMohamed_ Ruto won't rule forever. Rai is wealthy. Aende chini ya maji miaka 9 si mob.
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@omwambaKE Omuhusband! Tunatumiwa vibaya wanaume. Let's focus on ourselves first.
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@paulinenjoroge Arguing with politicians and hoping their followers will see sense is like employing logic in religious arguments. In both, you'll appear smart but you'll lose in the end. Unless I'm paid, I'm nothing. Wacha kiturambe sote!
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If reincarnation is real, I want to come back as Larry Madowo. Amen.
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Backstage with Botswana President Mokgweetsi Masisi at the iconic Apollo Theater in New York City
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@omwambaKE Before niweke advice uko na number ya huyo mumama wa 40? Asking for a brother 😎
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@RodgersKipembe Buying land is not an ideal investment unless that's the business you're in.
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@AtwoliiYa Ulikua umemwaga kijana? 😎
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GRAPHIC: This is the most agonizing video to watch out of Gaza/Israel war. Terrorizing and using innocent civilians as bait is barbarism of the highest order. This is not how you fight for peace! #OperationIronSwords #Gaza #TelAviv #PalestineIsraelwar #GazaUnderAttack
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@spectatorindex Russia has officially aligned itself with the "evil arc". Always on the wrong side of history...
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@spectatorindex It's now official Hezbollah has entered the war
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Israeli Defense Forces Major General Ghasan Alyan declares, "Hamas has opened the gates of hell into the Gaza Strip and will pay for its deeds..." The IDF has launched Operation Iron Swords with several bombings reported in central Gaza. #OperationIronSwords
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@prettylili10 @UNRA_UG @GovUganda We've changed presidents 4 times in Kenya since Museveni came to power. Maybe that's where you should start Ugandans.
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Israeli child who is apparently among the kidnapped by Hamas militants being subjected to bullying by Palestinian minors. Please pray for his safety! #OperationIronSwords #Gaza #TelAviv #PalestineIsraelwar #GazaUnderAttack #IsrealUnderAttack #Isreal #Hamas #Palestine #Mossad
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Donald Trump becomes the first former president to be convicted as a felon. Let that sink! #Trump #donaldtrump
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@ahmednasirlaw Weston would have met the same fate... It's not always so much about the law.
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@Degrata254 Athletics na Obama have marketed our country sana. I used to see Nigeria being mentioned a lot but now Kenya is at the top.
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@Josh001J Dem kama huyu akupee unaeza jisaau umuachie ata ugavana buana 😎
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@gabrieloguda Nabii competing against himself to see which conference he lies most 😎
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@Am_Blujay A glimpse of behind the scenes but bfs think it's just content 😎
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@3LittleBuds Kupigwa intro o relas/friends is for security purposes just in case kichwa iruke siku moja umpige/umuue. It means nothing my man. Welcome to the world!
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@omwambaKE Kwani are there supposed to be off days in Marriage? That's very normal, unless she's complaining. Also, you might be surprised she likes it more...
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@mwendefrey Mliangusha kampuni za khamisi sasa mumekujia za panty 😎
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@edgarwabwire_ It's hard empathizing with our celebrities. One moment it's either they're clout chasing, flaunting their toys/wealth, or simply insulting those they deem failures. Kuchnangia watu online it's a big no unless I know you personally.
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@omwambaKE 30k is not a lot in this inflation but learn to pay yourself first. Even if it's responsibilities or saving, not doing so will drain you in the end.
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@DonaldBKipkorir @UN @IntlCrimCourt @EU_Commission @cnni Killing innocent civilians in their homes and streaming by Hamas is not fighting for justice. Let's start there.
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BIG BREAKING NEWS: Israel cuts power supply to Gaza Strip. Complete darkness reported. Operation Iron Swords currently underway. #Gaza #TelAviv #OperationIronSwords #PalestineIsraelwar #GazaUnderAttack #IsrealUnderAttack #Isreal #Hamas #Palestine #Mossad #Jerusalem #AlAqsaFlood
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@omwambaKE The man is overreacting. Who divorces a woman for lying? Weak man!
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@GeorgeiQwatson George trying to be politically correct instead of standing with homeboy juu ya kinembe? 😎 Maajabu!
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@amerix Some will doubt this but I have escaped hell before. Happy every day it happened!
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@paulinenjoroge Hii nayo umezidi Pauline! I'm team Azimio but things like these will make you irrelevant soon.
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@_falsi1ke We stopped simping and focused on ourselves.
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@moneyacademyKE Mpesa is already integrated with PayPal through Thunes. And do these kind of partnerships require government intervention?
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@omwambaKE I folllow back. Try me
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@gabrieloguda Imagine with all that money Kidero bado anaiba... 😏
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@WaruiJohn2 Save for Janet Mbugua, the rest belonged to the streets and to the streets they returned...
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Revolutions fail when snitches amongst us put their interests above the bigger picture. Juma saw it a long time ago. Kairo and Hanifa are lured by the allure of being "Gen Z leaders". We are leaderless and formless! Let's stay on course people! #RutoMustGo
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@omwambaKE No dad in the picture. I can bet my balls on that!
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@KhalifKairo Ebu tuanza na Western 😎
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@mwendefrey Mwende, I don't think it's hate as such. I have come to realize it's like KOX are just into commenting negatively to draw attention. Most of these people are the softest in real life. Although they end up hurting people, I doubt most even mean it. Usieke kwa mapafu. Do your thing
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@WarMonitors Could be Hamas tunnels?
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@spectatorindex I'm sure there're more casualties in Gaza at the moment.
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@AtwoliYaa "Kwani haunipendi?" After tumeenda roundi 3 hadi dekii inauma na bado anadai...
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@spectatorindex Iran, just like Russia, only understands force. Let's go!
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I'm never superstitious but could guardian angels be real? 🤔
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@Kotsocha_ke What are you bringing to the table buana? Uko na inches ama ni indomie tu? 😎
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Students at Kiambu Institute of Technology, KIST, have decided Tuesday is too far to wait😎😎😅 Now protesting along Kiambu Road
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@Kenyans Coin hoarders tumefikiwa!
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