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Mimi kama local aviation expert naona ni kama alikanyaga mafuta na clutch at the same time
I am not a pilot but this one who was carrying the Narok Governor seems to have made poor judgement...
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Unawachia Mech gari Ngong road, less than an hour later gari yako inakuovertake na huko Mombasa road ukiwa Kwa nduthi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are mechs like this?
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Nairobi ni wapi? Nairobi ni Mji amambao unaweza tu kua Umetulia na stress zako, mtu anakuja anakupenda alafu anakuacha, yaani ilimradi tu uteseke 😂
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Siku hizi unapata Mtu anakutumia paragraph nzima bila punctuation. Unasoma hadi unashindwa kupumua karibu ukufe. Murderers are changing tactics 😂😭
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Ati Dem ako financially stable akikuambia I love you i miss you atleast unajua ni genuine sio njaa inamsumbua 😂😂😂
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I'm the only female out here who has made peace with the fact that men Are polygamous beings?I wouldn't mind having a legit co wife (wives) 😅 tukue tu tunajuana officially. . . . juu hata Kama hutaki ku accept polygamy is in these people's DNA
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Do you even check on your boyfriend's mental health? Do you ask him how his day was? Do you listen to his struggles and challenges? Do you? ama kila siku tu ni makesi na demands? Kila siku it's always about you? These men go through alot too . . . .check on your mans.
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"Utaongeza mia tatu tutumie express way?"
Coming to an uber near you 🤣
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Unastruggle kupata flat tummy for your man sijui detox Mara sit ups gym pale 🤣🤣 alafu bado huyo man's wako anakuplay na wale "Harrier" aunties wakona tumbo tatu 😅😅😅😅😅
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Dear Women, please hustle hard and become someone in life. marriage is not a career and a man is not a financial break through. Don't just bring hips and a birth certificate to the table. trust me money tastes so good when you work for it . . . . ni hayo tu kwa sasa.
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Someone is cruising around in this KDH 'Bentley Bentayga' alafu you guys will still say "Kenya hakuna pesa" 🤭🤭
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Deal zetu ziivane, afya yetu isitufail na milango zifunguke hii wiki 🙏🙏
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9 years ago on a day like today I survived an accident along waiyaki way in this car.I came out alive with a few broken ribs,a fractured Transverse process,a broken collar bone, dislocated jaw, very deep cuts on my thighs but Thank God we don't look like what we have been through
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Kama hujawai ambia mtu "I love you" akakujibu "okay thanks" you know nothing about chest pains 😂😂😂😂😂
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Someone said that There is no
middle class in Kenya. There is poverty masked with graduation gowns and debt. . . . . i felt that!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 me in the future surprising my man with his dream car that I bought using his money
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Why are people getting offended when I refuse to hug them? 😩😩 like naogopa covid na sina 500k ya kulipa ICU kila siku it's nothing personal
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I will never understand why some women find it so hard & sometimes even offensive when they are asked to chip in to a trip or baecation 😂😂😂 yaani mtu anataka kuenda out of town na hataki kuchanga anything, inabaki difference Kati yake na suitcase ni magurudumu tu 😂😂
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Ndiritu called for burning of the Whitehouse and Americans heard his call 😂😂😂. . . .
Alex Ndiritu right now:
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I don't judge people for these reasons;
1. Maisha haina formula
2. Life happens so fast to anyone and at anytime
3. No one has it figured out we're just all winging it
4. Everyone is entitled to doing whatever floats their boat without having to explain anything to anyone
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How the car leaves your parking Vs. What you're called to go collect after two days 😭
Car hire business is risky business.
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Last year, a day like today, I was on a solo trip in Mombasa day drinking at whitesands in my beach view room, living my best life ever . . . . Today, I am in Machakos, eating indomie and drinking black tea for lunch 😭😭😭😭
Life!
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Huku ardhi house kuna floor nzima wanaongeanga kikisii like we're in a village somewhere in Nyangusu 😂😂😂
Government offices are just something else
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Just here to remind you that It gets to a certain age when you don't need more friends/ acquaintances. You need connections, Clients & more confidence because EARTH GETS HARD as you grow older.
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Usione watu wanawacha kazi wanakua entrepreneurs ukafikiria it's all rosy and beautiful on this side. Entrepreneurship is HARD!!!
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20 year olds have no business being on vlogs giving us relationship advice please 😂😂😂😂😂 waende wacheze na mchanga huko nje na watoto wenzao
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Nimekaa nikakumbuka Ruto was appointing cabinet secretaries using 'Loyalty' as his biggest credential nakasirika kabisa! RUTO MUST GO! That man runs Kenya like his personal business bana
#REJECTFINANCEBILL2024
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Taking someone to the club for 'drinks' is not a date you uncultured swines 😂😂😂😂🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
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Madem tumieni hii time mko home to educate yourself on things other than drawing your eyebrows & blending your foundation . Yaani we have some very beautiful women who can't hold conversations that dont entail celebrity mucenes and make up 😩😩😩
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WRC weekend in Naivasha looks like it's going to be a repeat of Masaku 7s 2014 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kama ulikua unaishi majuu kitambo na ukarudi Kenya toa hako ka flag ka majuu kwa handle yako please na utafute huduma number 😂😂😂
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HIV/AIDS looks like just a thing till it catches up with someone you know. SAFE SEX is really something guys need to take serious.That one person you going raw with,do you know how many other people they are going raw with?and how many those 'others' are going raw with? Stay safe
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Every nigga I have met who is called stingy by women always has made a lot of progress in life 😂😂 long story short ndio ukue na maendeleo hii life lazima ukue mstingy
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Women in this app hate to see women who correct or don't support that toxic feminism thinking. . . . . You tweet something that isn't in favour of their 'reality' wanaaza kukutusi. Telling you you won't be picked sijui you are misogynistic,sijui heal 😂😂 leo wamepata dawa yao
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One job! One job only 😅
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How did you meet the person who is currently your person? I'm trying to see something
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Ever met someone who was so good for your genitals but really bad for your soul?
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Jumbo jet came to help us brookies but eih 😂😂😂😂 the turbulence on those "airway umoinners" is crazy
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Men being present, involved and proud fathers is such a wholesome sight 🫂🫶
Tumebakisha 3k na hata hatujaguza fuliza. Pure Bliss 😁😁
Memories are made of this...
WRC 2023
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This boyfriend application 'letter" sent to me the other day made my entire year 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I really appreciate people who take time off their day to crack me up hahahah!
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By the way men have so much on their minds they sometimes forget they have a girlfriend then decide to look for a new girlfriend. . . . Men just don't cheat! 😂😂😂😂
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Some days biashara goes so well you even spend money and not do calculations on your way home 🤣😭other days unazunguka ukishoot business shots haziingiani,you end up making 1K the whole week unacontemplate kutumia hio 1k kurudi ushago uanze maisha huko but WE WILL NOT GIVE UP 💪
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I hope skinny niggas are having a fantamagorgeous Sunday 🥳 Skinny niggas ONLY!
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Adulting doesn't give you a chance to catch a break. Ukimalizana na one thing the next one is already there grabbing you by the neck 😫😫
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A bugatti is a supercar. SuperCars are meant to be crazy fast & powerful, with really big engines, traditionally 6 cylinders which are heavy.
Two seaters allow for more aerodynamic designs and a significant reduction in the weight of the cars.
Nothing to do with loneliness 🤭
You will lose a lot of friends when you get serious about your life and goals. That is why a Bugatti has 2 seats and a bus has 30.
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Relationships are HARD, that's one thing we can never argue about. No one is easy to deal with, human beings are COMPLEX, Even those extremely hot men/women we lust over wote wakona kasoro. It takes alot of forgiving, understanding, compromising, selflessness to have one going
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Everyday I tell women to work and afford that life that they are really longing for to avoid small small embarrassment 🤣🤣🤣 now the whole world has seen her bum bum trying to buy her more time on holiday with mans
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Having someone to do life with is beautiful ❤️ I really admire people who found their persons and work towards achieving goals and growing empires & families together!
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Whether we like it or not, having a father figure or an actual father really plays a big role in shaping an individual's character, the kind of relationships they have with people. Both boy's and girls need father's (figure) in their lives when growing up.
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I said this once before and I'll say it again. The reason women find it hard to submit to men in marriage these days is because women marry men they don't love. They marry men for the WRONG reasons. When you marry a man you honestly love submission comes NATURALLY.
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Entrepreneurship; one day you have lots of money to run around and use the next day you're barely surviving on 500 bob for 5/6 days 😭😭😭😭 but mtu akikuona hawezi sema vile unakapitia
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My chest is hot 😭😭
Mkiniona mahali nikiongelesha just understand me!
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Good Morning Influencers esp the ones who never get paid by brands they do jobs for. I am a licensed auctioneer who has years of experience in debt Collection & recovery 😊
My DM is open leteni hizo kazi I show how to cacamoniously deal with these people
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Life hack in Nairobi: Stay indoors if you wanna drink buy drinks and stay indoors . . . You will save so much money.
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Dear heart broken and hurt Luo men; those feelings you're feeling today, is exactly what you've been putting yellow yellow kneeless babes through since 1963 😂😂😂😂
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Whenever it gets really cold I just think about all those homeless little children I see in the CBD 😭😭😭 may God protect them. . . . if i could i would just bring them all home with me and give them a warm place to stay especially at night
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Wait so now married men wanakula chakula plate same na watoto to minimize chances of getting poisoned?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 naisha!
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This morning as I was fuelling my vitz this man driving a Range stops kando & asks "Kamami,hio gari si ndogo"as he alights from his car,hands me his keys like"take this i'll pop in show room & buy another one,text me i'll Do the Ntsa too" & i left the vitz for the Fuel guy🥺🥺
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Imagine your husband cheating on you with a teenager 😭😭😭 alafu that teenager is more mature than both you and your husband. So much sadness
Maaaam!!!
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Wìna mundu wa kukwatanga ivindà ii ya Isolation kana Yesu ni mweyai?
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Some of us just want our businesses to flourish, make our money, have investments & live a peaceful soft life 🙂
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I also have another organ that throbs like this when my dera chokes me a little
This is a human heart awaiting transplant . This is how it beats inside your body, 24/7. The moment it ceases, you are dead.
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The most scary thing about relationships and marriage is someone Teking mi fi eediat
😩😩 uko hapo giving it your all na kimsee kiko mahali kina serereka na wamama
Kikisema vile he settled with you because of the kids ama hata kinasema hua hakina mtu hata
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Cutting up chapo into small pieces and Soaking it in ndengu >>>>>>>>>>>>>
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The way I met so many of your boyfriends in Mombasa with their real girlfriends?
😂😂😂😂😂😂 hii Nairobi hua mnaishi kama wanyama i swear
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Good and Amazing Morning to all ye' Skinny Niggas 😘😍 the rest of you can pick your own good mornings from the floor since Mkona muscles
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Siku tulipatia 'Jubilee' magari, hadi zikabrandiwa na wakafungia gari zetu basement for almost a week; Tukalipwa two days na tukaambiwa tunede tukaseme mahali tunataka hakuna pesa tunapewa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 anytime anyone comes at me with those 'Serikal' deals I RUN!!!!!
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Anytime I tell you 'wacha nitakutafuta or tutapanga' just forget about me and have a nice life because I am lying!! 😂😂😂😂😂
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Ukiona hadi wakamba wameanza violence, just know things are bad bad 🤣🤣🤣
Protesters pull down the barrier to Expressway near Mlolongo, Nairobi
#Maandamanowednesday
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You guys know me as "Shawrry for big cars" but what y'all don't know is that car hire is my side hustle,my Main hustle is the Auctioneering business
@macheteAuctions
being my baby,here's a short interview of me talking about the hustle.
Madam Director 🥰
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Google maps said "49 Minutes" to Mlolongo from Next gen mall, the express way said "Hold my beer" . . . .that trip has taken me 10 minutes using the express way. I was such a hater of the whole project lakini sasa wacha niseme "tano tena" 🤣
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Leo niliride nduthi kutoka westlands hadi JKIA 😂😂😂😂 Two hours later bado naskia tu mwili inatetemeka.
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I usually see guys with good money on this app exchanging insults with strangers 🤣🤣🤣 saa hizo uko kwa pent house yako unapandishwa pressure na mtu amelala kwa mattress? Me theres a level of rich if I was at my tweets would look like Chris Kirubis 🤣🤣🤣 motivational quotes tu
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Talk about eye candy Muscle cars, Dodge Challenger spotted in the 254 😍😍
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Men don't embarrass us, it is our expectations that usually embarrass us 😭😭😭
Aki men will embarrass you and continue with their lives like nothing happened. Lmao.
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Multiple sources if income = multiple sources of stress!
It looks glamorous and heavenly from out there but when you're innit . . . It needs multiple sources of strength TBH!
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