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What happened to fingering? Sex these days is like kiss kiss oh look you’re inside me. Bring back fingering!!
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I really don’t want to hear Kim K’s opinion on work ethics when she couldn’t even go to law school and has failed the baby bar 3 times all while being a billionaire with unlimited access to child care, tutoring resources, and just having the financial means to take time off
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getting a job at the gym so I can clean the equipment with my mouth
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Come speak to me when you move out of an abusive household, work full time, go to class full time, have numerous extracurriculars to keep up with, volunteer/shadow, AND studying for the MCAT all while being incredibly mentally ill
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You ever shave your coochie for something stupid like a job interview? Why would I do that idk
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@DaMisfitSociety
I understand that CA has the most difficult bar, and this was my mistake for not phrasing this more clear. The point of the tweet was to shed light that even with all her access to resources she struggles and she has no room to comment on anyone else’s work ethic
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Missionary during sex so we can kiss and say we love each other
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This you bro?? I’m sorry but is THIS YOU???? I’m wheezing!!!! Say you’ve never felt a woman’s touch without telling me you’ve never felt a woman’s touch
@DontMeowt
@SheRatesDogs
Hmm I wonder what would happen if i placed a "wo" at the beginning of the first word...
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I’m gonna be honest I have no idea what 6 inches looks like
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@whoahannahjo
I’m sorry, but there is no dick on this earth that would have me acting this annoying
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I’ve just been informed that hot and sexy men aren’t looking for wives on shitpost Twitter
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Boyfriends vs girlfriends when asked why they are dating their current partner…bro do men even like us?????
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Someone in my family forgot about my white coat ceremony and scheduled a baby shower for the same day and ofc everyone is planning on attending the shower instead. I get babies are important but I am the first person in my family to graduate college let alone become a doctor
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Call me the scrote goat the way I’m swallowing his balls
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@thedigitaldash_
It actually feels worse to me, because in 2020, I had hope that people would care and take it seriously, but we have almost 2 years of evidence showing they don’t and never will.
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Men on Twitter are acting sluttier than usual are y’all in heat or something?
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Men used to go to war now they won’t even let me peg them
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Bitches will get 7,000 followers and start acting like Twitter is their job
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Mutual Monday: what’s your favorite conspiracy theory? Mine is that the sinking of the titanic was insurance fraud
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@eggshellfriend
Some of these are literally impossible to have without also being a thicker person in general. I’m so appalled.
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The sluttiest thing a man can wear are plaid pajama pants
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@LANITHEGR8
That’s exactly the point! She told people to get up off their asses and work which completely invalidates people that come from backgrounds where that’s not always possible. People do work! We just don’t always have the backing of a rich family to help us so sometimes it’s harder
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Hey mutuals when you unfollow me can y’all just softblock instead? I’m not your fan
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And yet Neo Nazis or KKK members get to keep theirs on……really makes you think
#UCLA
cops are removing the masks from the protesters so they can’t hide … from their parents, neighbors , future employers
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I don’t normally brag about grades because they don’t matter, but I’m incredibly proud of myself since fixing my meds. 2 months ago I wasn’t able to get out of bed because I was so depressed, and now I’m doing well enough to score a 97 on my exam! life really has turned around.
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If I just showed my titties I could gain so many followers but I don’t so you’re welcome
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How do adult makes friends irl? I am dead serious and don’t say bumble bffs because I am banned from every popular dating app
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@thechosenberg
You make jokes, but yeah this is the behavior I expect at this point. We’re educated adults, baby girl
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I wanna suck on his cum sock and then slap it against the wall
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If you unfollowed me while I was suspended, you have zero loyalty and your mom’s a hoe
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Gonna whip his cum into a meringue and serve it to his parents when I meet them
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I’m so happy for you :) (I hope your dick stops working when you’re with her)
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Pack it up, fellas. I finally received an unsolicited ball pic in the dms. That’s it. Bit over.
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If you dont have a girlfriend for National Girlfriend Day, I’ll step in for the day!
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It seems I have lost all my Twitter hoes today so I’m taking applications
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I just want yall to know how much I piss in the ocean before y’all do this
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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I sent this to my Twitter crush do you think he’ll want me?
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No babe your sweaty balls are perfect the clean ones have no flavor
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Joe and I are getting a Twitter divorce I hope you can respect our privacy in these difficult times
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I have a new Twitter crush which means I have to block him
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Cool men don’t get upset when I badmouth men because they know it doesn’t pertain to them. If you’re getting upset about what I say then maybe you should do some self reflection
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If you’re sad you still haven’t met your dream guy, don’t worry. He probably just married his first wife. Give it a few years.
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I just DM’d my Twitter crush after a month of not speaking someone take me out back and shoot me
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Would you believe me if I told you that I have zero hot and sexy men in my dms
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If you’re gonna dm me please be:
1. Hot and sexy
2. Huge balls
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Getting him this to keep his balls warm when they’re not in my mouth
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@NlCKISAN
The baby bar is in fact NOT the hardest test to take. That’s why it’s called the BABY bar.
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A hot girl followed me back so everyone can pack it up and leave now
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Girlies out here posting “my favorite place” and it’s just myrtle beach
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Awww someone is so upset with being called not funny that he blocked me
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A very sexy man just followed me so I will be acting normal from now on
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