PINKMAN
@mrpinkman55
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Pressure ya Valentine gift isifanye unipige ngeta usiku my G. .
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Nataka dem nikienda kupanda sgr ananishika mkono ananitolea necklace yake ananiambia it will take care of you. .
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Naona missed calls 15 za landlord Wacha nimtext nimuulize kama haoni nyumba yake.
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YouTube Music nayo algorithm yake ni noma kushinda ata ya spotify.
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Nimetokea na vans zangu freshi alafu mtu anasema nimevaa rabas.
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Freestyle niggas be like "Okay skiza." skiza nini, nobody was talking to you do your thing.
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Kujifanya ume fall in love ndio umsmash is an underrated skill.
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Ulicheka Majoka akinyimwa na Ashua kumbe fasihi ni kioo cha jamii.
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Illuminati wananiitisha 250/= ya registration. manze hapa Kenya kila kitu ni scam.
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Kama kuna jokes sikuwa na tolerate highschool, ni mtu aniendee paper yangu ya chemistry.
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Unachoka na maisha,,unacommit suicide alafu unapatana na life after death.
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Huku ushago unajipea kazi ya kuwasha jiko ndio wasijue unanuka moshi gani.
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Nairobi unapata mtu ako na dem exactly kama wako, mpaka place anaishi ni same.
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Unatumia manzii yako mia ya lunch yeye anatumia chali yake anunue bangii.
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Unaenda kulewa na father in law zinalipuka anakuambia mtoi wake akona ukimwi.
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Venye nyoka haina shingo ndio ilifanya Adam aipee jina si,neck.
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Na mtafute madem bana mmejaza server ya e football sijafraia.
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Watu wengine walikua viburi kwa bible. imagine mungu anaita Samuel mara tatu na ye amenyamaza tu sijui alikua online.
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Homa kidogo ushapost feeling unwell, sisi tukona ukimwi ni kifo tu tunangoja na tumetulia.
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Huyo Dawood anadhani Elon atamnotice amnunulilie cybertruck juu ya post jamani.
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Me nayo sijawai fika stage ya kukuwa introduced kwa family this shït ain't for everyone.
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Kumbe Temple ya WARASTA huwa show ingine ngori hivi, sijai jua buana.
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Normalize kujitoa ukiona hakuna hopes, kufight till the end tuliachia Raila.
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Huyo catfish nasti alipigwa ban sai tl imetulia hakuna upuzi mob.
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As long as hujalipa dowry, ukikuliwa dame uwache hasira za ufala.
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Nimejaribu kunyonga using Tanzanian porn but I couldn't. Wtf is baby nakojoa.
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Peanut butter is one aggressive smear. Mbona unirarulie mkate sasa?.
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Ukiona na engage sana usidhani mi ni fan wako uniletee kiburi ya peni mbili.
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Grauchi ataamua kama atafocus kutoa mix kali kali ama ni shati za memes atavaa.
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Men shop so weirdly, sasa Nyanya Tatu, county na dhania napeleka wapi?.
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Siku nitaambiwa good morning my love nitajifungia mahali kwanza nilie.
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Kuna shosho mwingne hapa kwa mat anajaribu kueka credo nilieka 5 seconds ago.
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Tukieza kupigia na reverse call uko sure ita go through ama tuachane na wewe.
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Yaani kuna watu huwa wanakaa the whole day bila ata kupata incoming call ata moja.
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Na mpunguze kupeana advices asubuhi Kila mtu akona plans zake za siku.
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Ukiingia club unakuaga umenyamaza after chupa kadhaa unakua mkisii.
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Lakini sasa mbona uongeze"i will always love you" Kwa break up text.
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Kama wewe ni msee wa kelele utaskiza wakadinali Lakini ukitaka real drill skiza hao vijana wa Buru.
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Before upeleke Nguo zako Kwa Laundry, ulizia Mama fua Ako within umpee hio kazi pia uone vile atafurahia.
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Siku hizi madem ndio wanatukatia kama hujafikiwa you need to ask yourself shida ni gani.
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Kitambo nikiwa fala mtu alikuwa ananishoo guza pinned nakimbia mbio mbaya sai siwezi.
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Nimetoa nguo wa kwanza alafu huyu ananiuliza kama nataka kuenda kuoga.
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Mimi sijuangi kuficha my intentions, nikikutaka ntakuambia tu ukweli.
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naskianga mtu akisema, "karao beste yangu. " nabaki nimecheka sana.
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Lakini I wish naeza pata dem anaeza nilipia fare saa hizi niende nimbomoe.
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Unafungua simu kuangalia saa ikifunguka unasahau ni nini ulikua unataka kufanya.
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Friendships za wanawake hunimaliza Sana. They do each other dirty like nonsense.
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hii mwaka nlikua niwashangaze lakini kume kua na itilafu kidigo.
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Najaribu kufocus mtu aliniambia I'm cute jana sijalala usiku nzima.
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Nilipatana na dem anacheza e football, wah sijai shtuka hivo tangu nizaliwe.
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Nakuekea sumu Kwa drink alaf unaexchange Kwani unataka kuniua.
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I told a helium joke in Chemistry class. There was no reaction.
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I'm okay with having a lesbian friend but a gay friend. bro usinikaribie, umbwa.
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Some people are just so rude in the morning for no reason, kwani ulinyimwa?.
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Freedom kidogo ya campus ushajiita party girl dec imeingia urudi kwenu zero grazing.
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Najua nilisema huu ni mwaka wangu lakini si mnajua mtu akiwa na furaha husema mambo mingi.
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Dem mwenye aliheartbreak beshte yangu ubarikiwe. tumelewa kutoka juzi.
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Alafu hizo conspiracy theories zako za why God doesn't exist tafadhali jiekee sisi huku nje tunalindwa na Mungu.
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Woke babes wanakuanga wameswear it's either you simp ama unakosa iyo wet crack. The choice is yours.
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Hi guys, remember to be humble even when rocking them fake Jordans. Mko wengi tho.
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Jua ya leo inawaka kuliko indicator. lazima kuna malaika ako rooftop.
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Sasa ulikua unakazana kusoma fishing in japan ndo nini ifanyike?.
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Ukikuwa mtu mzima ndio unajua malaya na watu wanavuta bangi sio watu wabaya.
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Unaeza pata Mafi ni tamu, kunuka vibaya ndio inafanyanga tuogope.
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Kama hukuwai tumia ghafla bin vuu pale primary huezi niambia kitu.
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That fake cough you make in the toilet when you here footsteps coming >>>>.
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Dress code pia iendane na sura usivae kama chris brown na unafanana na dci juja.
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nmeuliza uyu mkamba kama anajua Camila Cabello akasema Havana.
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Lakini Kama sio wakisii kukula hio forbidden fruit sai tungekuwa garden of Eden na akina Shensea tunatembea uchi.
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Mbona ujiite detective ama dci buana kwani hutaki niku engage.
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