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Married with Child(ren). Retired college football player. Adult babysitter. IL to AZ. Please take my bio literally. Always finding food 💎s. #timetoeat
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Fell out and broke my work chair. My son said he started crying because he thought I was dead lol
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Yalllllll my wife just sent me off! She text me the "👀👀👀" followed by "garage". I'm like damn she tryna get some dick in the garage....ummm no, she talking about she needs help with the groceries...
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Prime example of how innocent people get killed on the streets
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What I'm really craving! Need to make a trip back home!
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@ohrosegold
@GorgeouslyFlawd
There was nothing outta pocket about his response. She took it next level and it was very obvious.
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This shit got me hot! Kids wouldn't have no legs after this
This y’all bad ass kids at Meemaw’s house while y’all out smoking hookah
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Wifey been holding it down for 7 years! Been my partner in crime from day one. Happy anniversary love! My sexy 🍫 😛
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Yalllllll, my ankles ain't shit! Almost tore my damn ACL! 😂🤣😂🤣
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Clocking out and taking my son to the movies. Fuck this job!
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Being a homeowner you learn to become handy real fucking quick or them expenses will get outta control real quick!
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Dude ass really turned around and said, "It be like that sometimes." nawww, no, tf it don't lol
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Growing up did y'all eat at the dinner table as a family?
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How many cases of water do yall buy when yall go to the store? I always grab 2
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Love that I can look out of my window and see the mountains. Makes things peaceful.
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You can tell everyone that's not from Illinois in this tweet lol
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Idk what concert they're trying to get into but they're deep af lol
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Started my Saturday off by hitting on a scratch-off. Happy Saturday cousins!
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Happy Monday, cousins! Y'all lil cousin graduates from kindergarten today! 🎉🥳😭🎊
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My pops. He stood me up alot as a kid, in and out of prison and a recovering addict. I love him the same through all of his flaws. Forgiveness!
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Today is my 9-year work anniversary, and guess what???? I aint doing shit!
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I managed to keep my little human alive for 4 days while his mom was on a much needed vacation! Lol
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Yall like cherries? I just killed a whole bag!
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@MySportsUpdate
@PanthersOnTap
I didnt see anything hard about the hit or am I just not seeing it?
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@Top5Fights
This dad was way out of line. It was a mutual fight and his daughter got beat up. No need to have a gun and threaten the other girl
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Arizona dismissing ALL PENDING MARIJUANA CHARGES!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
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Stimmy ain't hit but I'm still going to send her lunch and nail money!
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@AllThingzMe
Lol I was trying to lock the back part and went to lean back and next thing I know my feet were pointed to the sky lol
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Good morning cousins! Have an amazing Friday. Send a prayer up for ya boy, burying one of my favorite people today, my gma. 🕊🕊
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@Amelie11931845
@CNN
Your comparison doesn't make sense, simply due to the fact that you and your children are not black. We as blacks have been called monkeys and said that we look like Apes. So that's why it is offensive to us.
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@kendall__james
How are they going to reverse that big ass plane? They don't have side mirrors lol
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Had a moment this morning. Was taking my son to school and it just hit me how blessed I am to have him, to vibe out every morning to his favorite songs, and to tell him to have a great day at school and that I love him. Was legit in tears! 😭😭
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Dropping the kiddo off at school and Starbucks run...what yall want?
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@beautynbullshit
Stay longer. 18 isn't grown. They still have maturing to do. Go to school, learn a trade, get a job, stay for a few years and get your life and money together
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🎤🎶🎵🎶🎵Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to me!!🎶🎵🎶🎵. The Big 35! We are turning up all weekend!
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So, im downstairs straightening up the kitchen, and I catch the bag moving out the side of my eye....
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Ladies, yall be trying to "I can't sleep" yall way into some 🍆🍆?
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They finally sent my gma home from the hospital! 🙌🏽🙌🏽
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Safe to say, someone enjoyed the Mario Bros Movie!
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@_OhAces
It's true. I dont want to know about anything before me but that's because I dont want you asking me about mine. Lol
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Yall lil cousin graduated his Lobster swim class...on to the next...Hammerhead! 🎉🥳
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Y'all know he's probably going to off himself??
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Saw this on fb and yall, I miss Chicago food! I need!
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Did y'all parents help y'all with homework growing up?
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"You just touched me!" Not a damn finger was laid on this man
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🗣🗣It's my birthday! Thank God for allowing me to see year 32! If you wanna bless me with titties...I mean my caahapp is $datc88 if you wanna bless one of yall favorite cousins! Lmao
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What’s your profession? Quote this with a pic below ⬇️
Professional Adult Babysitter
What’s your profession? Quote this with a pic below ⬇️
Senior Claims Superintendent/Specialist (21 yrs & counting)
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If you have siblings, where do you fall in the order? I'm the 1st born of 4.
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@_shelbylords
And yet we don't care about shit you just said. This tweet shows your privilege.
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@_perla420
How I would be sending my daughter tp school the next day because tf that teacher thought!
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Morning cousins! It's my son's birthday! Turning the big 5 today! He's been celebrating all weekend! Happy birthday baby, love you!
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So according to my family I'm selfish. My two very grown aunts are mad because I won't let them borrow my car. Ummmm if yall wreck my shit, who's going to pay for it?
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@LO2ndIINone32
I was livid watching! Like why is this kid okay with putting his hands on her and who tf recording? Was probably their bald headed ass momma
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Morning cousins! It's yalls lil cousins first day of kindergarten! 😭😭😭😭
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Not my son thinking he was finna use the bathroom that I just seasoned and getting ready to clean! Nawwwww fam!
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They tried to cut away right after but it was too late. She wasn't lying though.
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Just found out six of my family members including my parents all test positive for COVID-19 and all have been sick...😔🙏🏽
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Six years in this thing! It's a lot of work but we are getting it done! Happy anniversary love!
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