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🏳️🌈 LGBTQ+ 🎥 Star Wars 🎶 80's Music 🍝 Nigella Lawson 🖤 Amy Winehouse
Cardiff
Joined July 2010
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨: Kate Middleton makes her first public appearance since Christmas on the Buckingham Palace balcony
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Not Liz Truss getting her wish during her first week of being PM 👀
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨: ITV left quaking after Sheridan Smith appears on primetime BBC One on Christmas Day. #GavinAndStacey
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Obsessed with Gail Platt's exit making the BBC 10 o'clock news when literally no one watched it because we were all watching Wallace & Gromit. #Corrie
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Cannot wait for the inevitable ITV drama about Holly Willoughby, Phillip Schofield & the downfall of #ThisMorning. We already know who'll be playing every character.
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Obsessed with Charlotte faking being Welsh in the most pointless plot twist the show has ever seen. #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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Not Holly Willoughby's resignation being reported from a literal warzone
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Diane wasn't terrible at playing this game. but Ross is. #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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Not Israel parading about on stage to the lyrics "I don't care, I love it" 😬😬😬. #Eurovision.#Eurovision2024
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Nadine Dorries trying to talk Rishi Sunak out of burning down the government.
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🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Obscenely wealthy man left raging after learning he'll have to pay more for private air travel. #Budget2024 .#Budget24 .#UKBudget .#Budget.#PoliticsLive
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Minah reminding Joe that Freddie was innocent all along as he sits there congratulating Charlotte. No shame, no remorse. #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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Uncle Charli XCX
A baby was named after Charli XCX on British soap opera ‘Eastenders’:. “Her name’s Charli.”.“Aw, after uncle Charlie?”.“No, after Charli XCX.”.
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Obsessed with this dweeb thinking he's absolutely nailed it YET AGAIN. #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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The Queen peacefully making her way through the Scottish Highlands to her final resting place. RIP Lady Di 💔. #TheTraitorsUK.#TheTraitors.#Traitors.#TraitorsUK
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I liked Leanne to begin with, but now her sulky Mean Girl energy is really stressing me out. Her downfall looms. #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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Nobody:. Gregg Wallace doing literally anything to avoid spending time with the non-verbal autistic son he never wanted:
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Obsessed with the #QuestionTime audience ready to drag him through the streets like Cersei Lannister. #bbcqt
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So Lisa & Linda attended Alex's wedding. As if we needed anymore proof that Linda is MOTHER. #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK #TraitorsUncloaked
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Phillip Schofield shutting Ruth Langsford down while she discusses Emmerdale's grooming plot should have been a massive red flag from the start.
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Why is this 44yr old man walking around in a school uniform and picking fights with the local kids? #EastEnders
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Donna Noble had no idea the danger she was in when she showed up to Martha's house. #BabyReindeer.#DoctorWho
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Reiss providing Bianca with a sensory room & a weighted blanket to help calm her ADHD. He's so thoughtful 🥰. #EastEnders
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I genuinely feel like Big Brother should issue the other housemates tasers. Very unhealthy vibes from this guy. #BBUK
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Cindy getting a pregnant Lauren addicted to smack to conceal her illicit affair is an absolutely wild turn of events 💀. #EastEnders
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The way we all just assume this is Cindy's confession when it's probably just Lola draped in tinsel singing Fairytale of New York. #EastEnders
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Oh Boris 🤦♂️, I don't think he's been briefed on just how angry the public is. #dominiccummimgs #DailyBriefinguk #DailyBriefing #coronavirusuk #coronavirus #DominicCummings #DirtyDom #BorisJohnson #BorisTheLiar #ResignNow #SackCummings #BorisHasFailed #JohnsonOut.
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Goodbye Linda. Your acting skills will never be forgotten. They're all just jealous. Thanks for the memories 😭💔. #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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Obsessed with Johnny & Ben recognising each other instantly despite looking like this the last time they met. #EastEnders
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OBSESSED with BBC News giving us the "Go Home Gail" scene in glorious HD with the BBC logo plastered over it 💀. #Corrie
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Obsessed with them being in a rush to get people out the coffins, so they get Joe to read out the riddle 💀. #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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I literally can't stop thinking about Bald Stacey
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Since we're now using Rowan Atkinson clips from years ago with zero context to push our own political agendas, here he is singing a song about coconuts, presumably in support of Kamala Harris
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Lorraine: "I'm going to need half term off so I can look after my wee child". The wee child:
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Diana from beyond the grave
Disappointment for royal fans as rain and storms predicted for the coronation weekend
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Genuinely cannot believe a roomful of grown adults just stood back gawping at Marcello finally acting on his grubby intentions with Lily & only Ali had the sense to intervene. #BBUK.
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Obsessed with the crown not fitting Camilla's swollen head. Hope it falls off and rolls into the gutter where she and it belong. #NotMyQueen .#CamillaShand
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What do you mean we've been robbed of a hyperintelligent diva who brought in 51kg of luggage & a thousand page game plan complete with Harvard Referencing?!. Yin we were not worthy! 😭. #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK #TraitorsUncloaked.
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Linda already giving us Oscar Award winning performances. Truly the Meryl Streep of the Scottish Highlands. #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK
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Remember the time Harry Hill presented us with the "Walking Talking Jade Goody Doll"?
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Honestly, #LauraKuenssberg deserves an oscar for her acting during this interview. The way she pretends to be shocked about "revelations" she's been sitting on for over a year. Meryl Streep could never. #dominic.
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Cilla Black shares the secret to staying thin enough to maintain a friendship with Cliff Richard:
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Charlotte having to juggle being a Traitor with pretending to be Welsh 💀. #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK.
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Not roid rage Denzel speaking to the former CEO of the Minute Mart like this. Outrageous behaviour. I'm shaking. #EastEnders
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Like this criminally underrated classic by international megastar Sophie Ellis-Bextor
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I literally can't stop thinking about Kojo hurling himself over a balcony to escape Cindy's menacing ways. #EastEnders
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@CooperHillier I swear this is going to turn from a throwaway joke into a really important sinister plot point somewhere down the line.
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Nobody:. Sam Mitchell wheeling her suitcase around after getting evicted from yet another property on Albert Square:. #EastEnders
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#Traitors #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK. The lads when their mate Andrew walks into Wetherspoons on a Friday Night:
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I will never forgive or forget the time Dame Sophie Ellis-Bextor was unceremoniously booted off The Masked Singer in the first episode of her series. #MaskedSingerUK.#TheMaskedSinger
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The fact PTSD Denise just ignored Yolande in actual visable distress is absolutely mind-boggling. She should be cracking skulls, not jokes. I'm physically shaking. #EastEnders
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