Mr Elastic Bands
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Don’t argue with a nigga if you’d rather kill yourself than live like him
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@Wreckedem0
@ahhhsal
@Swarleyy1
@spycraftv
@cya9nide
@GageBarrera
@crazyclipsonly
Any splinters in your ass?
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@l_e2488495077
@Utisery9
@w4nner7489
@SwitchItShirts
@BigmullaLocks
@FabrizioRomano
Doesn’t change the fact that he’s right pal
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@Lethamyr_RL
@ItsSlumpii
It was taken away for greed. Not for a good purpose. Dunno why you’re acting like an agent bro
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@sushiniesta
I’ll never understand Twitter guys trying to downplay 91 goals in a year, it’s crazy
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@Jalo43230933
@rej1steo
@adamdandler6
@futbolphanatics
@brfootball
Salary is relative to what you bring, he single handedly won them league titles, single handedly carried shirt sales, single handedly kept them in the cl when they were a rank rotten team with flops and ancient players riddled through their core. He earned his Barca wage and more
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@KallzLFC
@tsimilvr
@DivineDDT
It’s weird to sit and roast girls on football burner accounts and weird guys don’t get fanny often so it’s a logical conclusion to make g
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@crimship
@talktoig
@UpshotTowers
Yeah difference is Pep has never ever overachieved, he’s either delivered what was expected or failed. Mourinho has consistently got the best out of squads that shouldn’t really be where they are. Inter wasn’t a treble winning squad. Porto wasn’t a CL winning squad. There’s more
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@Katfromdahood
@RThiccems
@MoeOCMs
@DailyLoud
When low effort unfunny shit like this gets 200+ likes you know you have ventured into the wrong part of Twitter
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@ShockerMax
@TheNotoriousMMA
Yes in his native country he was on it for 18 months after he had already worked a job. He was contributing to his country. Then he came off of welfare when he became a professional fighter and again, contributed to his country. Not quite the same thing as importing a murderer.
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@RookieM2_
@Salah23552134
@MLS
Nah it makes the World Cup colder, shows where he came from to what he achieved. The best story in football ever. From the greatest player who will ever play.
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@Goffeng_Trader
@FIFA22_INFO
I think repeating your own joke might be worse than stealing someone else’s tho
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@mvsrapp
Ronaldo with the best team in the league bringing them to the bottom. Messi with the worst team bringing them to the top 😂😂😂
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@9zenin
@IamAsimm10
@yashvardhan_twt
@messialltime
@TeamCRonaldo
UEFA champions league doesn’t have fifa referees? Learn ball please
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@peak_reborn
@killeures
Never seen a own of this magnitude it’s easy against that Moroccan though
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@AaronRamsayMore
@BobanYNWA
Nah mate any keeper will tell you, you should be running at coman as soon as the ball has been played, I think he’s low on confidence. At Ajax he would’ve done that, although the finish is so good I don’t think he saves it either way.
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@FootbalGalaxy
Wow Van Dijk actually knows ball fairs. I’d do the exact same attack with Maldini and Buffon at the back.
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@lm10_anthonyk
@ViKun47955823
@YRNCaxton
Ronaldo thinks he’s Messi and Messi doesn’t know he’s Messi
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@BADMONJAVI
@Streplic
@CPFCJez
@FabrizioRomano
It’s hard to have anyone other than Messi as your goat and have ball knowledge I say that as unbias as possible
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@imxortal
@ForeverBlue_07
@TheEuropeanLad
Twitter the only place where niggas with negative bank balance call millionaires losers
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@soanrmcf
@maestroroy
@mvsrapp
@thewire_messi
He seems to make mistakes that favour a certain man very very often
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@domzisnothere
@1030pulga
@GettyCristiano
@MortalisYop
Barca had 15 league titles before Messis debut, they had 1 champions league before his debut. He changed the status of that club. Ronaldo transferred once in 15 years from one massive club to another and changed nothing about either. You’re talking about comfort zones?
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@lilzygote
@DeadlineDayLive
@elchiringuitotv
Your question has already been answered then, 46 and still debating Ronaldo Messi. It’s over
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@killeures
@Ir4tsemi
He is Dutch and supports Ajax? Fruity guy not everyone is obsessed like you
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@wellsmaina
@Hamzino789
@jaunkmarley
@jadinho97
Aye it’s the uks fault putin decided to invade a country for zero reason good one pal
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@killyyydon
@AC15i__
@ak179_
City never dominated anything before Pep all their league titles were very hard fought titles. Since Pep came the quality of the league got worse every single year while he simultaneously improved, and improved his squad. The gap just got bigger and bigger.
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@Gabriel60975864
@Lr_mufc
@AaronRamsayMore
You put pressure on the striker mate. You don’t make it easy
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@commonWsrma
@ExclusiveMessi
@JohnSmi94818384
@433
Yeah…. He said show stats when they were both in La liga and in that time period ronaldo got outscored out assisted overall and per 90.
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@Daniel84387590
@CR7xRMA
@jatinseth9316
@NoodleHairCR7
Most of ronaldos fans are from the 3rd world because you need to not watch games in order to like him, he’s ok on a highlight reel, as soon as you watch him play you realise he’s giroud
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@TahhaShaikh
@CatenaccioCule7
@optimisticash1
See how you flap when you’re called out on your hypocrisy?
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@CalicoCatSq
@Ak1763064047
@Joegouldd
@Gs20395
Got lucky in the first 12. Haven’t had any since then. Wouldn’t call that most of the season pal.
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@MisterMJTH
@kyle_prescott
@xllx0014
@crazyclipsonly
Yoda I don’t know what you want me to say, you say dumb stuff and bad stuff happens to you where I’m from that’s normal. We don’t all come from your background where disrespect is normal.
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@a_rahmzn
@GabbaX67
@TwatterArti
@BBCNews
Why can’t they go and do that in their own countries? 50 Islamic states in the world mind. If it’s so beneficial they should turn their own nations into first world countries
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@Underratedaf_
@PrimeCR7i
@YRNCaxton
If we are being unbiased ronaldo has 2 legit ucl and 1 deserved bdor tbf
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@TheRussianLad_
You’re against India when they’re one of the only countries supporting Russia in the war?
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@KeckVamos
@ELLEONRMA
@LioneI_Prime
Is that someone that actually watches football commenting about football based on the match? What a beautiful sight. These frauds you’re replying to open a rating app when the game is done and just tweet nonsense
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@freddyCR7LA
@peak_reborn
This Portugal team is 2-3x stronger than the one that won the euros. You know the team is strong because Ronaldo isn’t a top 5 player in it. Yet 50 year old Messi is still argentinas best player.
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@remrushan
@GrandesPollos
@badfacewencc
@toketrades
@kirawontmiss
You’d have to be an NPC to care for high fashion so that statement is contradictory.
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@GeraldsonMCFC
@Goatmessi1019
Brudda you ain’t a city fan you’re a fortnite fan relax yourself please
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@msNawafbin_saud
@ESPNFC
I have never ever in my life seen a player capable of doing what he just did in this video, yet he did that every week back then. That’s why there’s no debate. Forget ballon dors, world cups. Just watch a game. If it isn’t obvious to you then I don’t know what to say
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@Clinikal_kev
@ScottCarson33
@UTDTrey
De bruyne and city fan hating Messi? You’re manky come off the strip with that stench
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@Jai_Filho
@Dexerto
Nah some guy you don’t know putting pictures of you as a crackhead to millions of people isn’t a tasteful joke g. Can tell you’re the type of guy to like watching his own mum get rawdogged
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@mvsrapp
Yeah but why have you not removed the 6 goals that he scored in a friendly? It’s been days fotmob, transfermarkt, everywhere else has removed them g
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@daz_hammer
@bayer04_en
@WestHam
It’s 62k because West Ham fans are all woman beating alcoholics that will look for any excuse to get drunk, not because you’re a big club. West Ham is a tiny club lad
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@ObeyZelta
@ultra_mors
@charlieINTEL
Clip for who to see? A plug chat? You’re in Obey in 2023 the grind will never work
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@ErenE_03
@MgtowHoge
@mvsrapp
@CowboyRuud1021
Just funny because people call this guy bias to Messi so he’s decided to start recording ronaldo contributions in a non fifa recognised tournament hosted by a non fifa recognised fa to appease Pendu fc
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@daz_hammer
@bayer04_en
@WestHam
28.6 average with 27.5k home seats. I don’t know if your brain is made out of a kinder egg or what g it’s basic mathematics
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@KickerDaSon
@ney2maa
This is the main difference, Messi has the accolades so they have to downplay them to level the playing field. Whereas with Ronaldo you can literally give him his due, he won so much, deserved his ballon dors but he still won’t match Messi.
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@svintfc
@Frolick23
@PSG_Boise
@ESPNFC
French ligue has had 3 different winners since 2017. Do you wanna know how many the pl has had?
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@minm1nszn
Arsenal fans aren’t like this, this don is a sad fraud don’t tar us all with this brush.
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@MmoaNkoaaa
@TeamCRonaldo
Would’ve been a madting they’re celebrating a friendly tournament like this these man have had it rough
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@domzisnothere
@1030pulga
@GettyCristiano
@MortalisYop
How many CL did Real Madrid have before ronaldo? 9? They win before him they win after him. Look at Barca now. Back to back europa league ro16s or whatever. A team that’s easy to play in can make do without their star man, like real could. Barca was rotten. Not a comfort zone.
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@Streplic
@strangeRMFC
@PitchSideTweets
Ronaldo fans have never watched 90 mins of him, if you watch even 10 games of him you can see clear as day he isn’t top 5 of all time some washed forced debate
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@nickisntgood29
@tamagrimotchi
@Dar8_Vader
Her eyes in a different continent they got their own passports
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@SteviestStevie
@zenun_szn
@lfcdunc
@ESPNUK
Always that undertone of mocking hillsborough when people speak about Liverpool. Strange guy.
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@Pxxdressi
@dawg1xx
2 seasons under 20 goals from 2007-21 and his longevity reeks oh my days 😂😂😂 he has more 20+ goal years than you’ve been alive bro
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@RM_sytheee
@leomessay
@TheEuropeanLad
When did Germany win the euros? 1996? I think muller missed that one Brudda
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@AjTooLitty
@Saurelius__
@saucycakez
4/10 black children live in a two parent home, that isn’t good.
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@bankaikokujo
@mvsrapp
Things are a bit different when you ain’t playing Al shortbread from Egyptian league. He’s only good v semi pro sides now he’s a dirt awful player
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@balajii7162
@7cristianoszn
If it was eye test alone you could name 100 players better than C Ronaldo
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@StonesRoIe
@BinAffleck
@FabrizioRomano
So Man City should win 2 cls if the first one isn’t a fluke? So the first one doesn’t count anymore?
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