Every streaming service: “Which of your only one single profile is watching right now?” Me: argh fuck you get out of the way.

@RodFergusson No. I won’t. I’ve never progressed that far in any season. T4 is out of my reach. You made the last tier of the season journey elites only so I knew right away you’d made the raven only for the top tier.

With the fuck is MGM+ and why can I suddenly not watch a @PrimeVideo show that released its new season on Prime a couple weeks ago

RT @CH_Cartoon: I drew this last November 26th knowing full well no self-respecting family newspaper in the country would be likely to prin…

RT @elmo: BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY! TODAY IS ELMO'S BIRTHDAY! 🥳❤️🎂🎈

@elmo Happy birthday Elmo!

RT @elmo: Tomorrow is a big day for Elmo. But even if it's a small day, Elmo would like that too. ❤️

RT @RBReich: Reminder: Tariffs aren't paid by other countries. They're eventually paid by us at the check out line. And they're regressiv…

That’s what Falcon & The Winter Soldier is all about

RT @RawbertBeef: I’ve always thought that Captain America doesn’t represent what America is, but rather what America should be. I totally g…

RT @elmo: Happy Lunar New Year, everybody! 🐍🎉❤️

@Scow21 @Wizards_DnD Because when they did that it was a giant waste of money to build things that never got published

@Wizards_DnD OMG Spellfire Sorcerer? Finally an alternative to wild magic sorcerer that fits the “I just have natural connection to raw magic” type of sorcerer. Not dragons, not shadow magic, not clockwork nonsense, nor aberrations. Just 11 months away

@RodFergusson Leveling is great, but holy cow the rate for heads and altars is way too low.

RT @ELittlechild: Post your favourite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.

I’ve been wanting to order @Moes_HQ on @DoorDash for over a week but their menu is messed up. First it wouldn’t let me choose any meat, then it mandated extra meat for 0.75. Now I have get mandatory $3.49 extra meat over the base taco price that already includes meat. WTF

RT @LeftwardBound: I’ve always thought that framing fascism as weakness is the way forward when it comes to messaging Especially when try…

@Diablo Toooo much barrier

@mikemearls It seemed like that was how bonus actions were imagined--the "also" thing you could do with your action, but the way it was codified as "bonus action" & coming off of 3E, 4E, and PF folks drew a line to it from minor action and looked at it as another 3 action economy.

RT @elmo: Elmo mustache you a question but Elmo will shave it for later! Ha ha!