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>orders thai food
>ask cashier where the rice is from
>she doesn't understand
>pull out a map of rice farms in asia next to coal mines and power plants, explain heavy metal bioaccumulation
>she laughs and says "its good rice sir"
>test the rice
>it's chinese mine waste rice
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Meme'd into purchasing bulk magnesium glycinate powder instead of capsules because "fillers and excipients" and let me tell you, this is the fishiest thing I've put in my mouth since going down on a thick Korean girl post-workout many years ago.
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@brako_patrick
@ComfortablySmug
The fact that you refer to your own family’s savings or investments as “hoarded wealth” speaks a lot about you, tbh.
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For nearly two years every day I've eaten a half-pound of frozen blueberries with ricotta, some dark chocolate chips, and raw honey.
Nourishing, decadent, and 2.92 USD/meal. Ancient kings would have subjugated neighboring nation states for the privilege to enjoy this daily.
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Why yes, of course I get all of my health and longevity advice from 18-26 year olds desperately engagement-baiting from their monetized accounts on X dot com.
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>finds person afraid of added silica in their supplements
>finds out they are taking shilajit
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Is this the grocery cart of a man who is (a) peating or (b) neutralizing 20 gallons of heavy metals digestion waste to flush down a toilet before a potato salad dinner?
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Due to the extreme dangers of ingesting microplastics, I have replaced all of my nylon and HDPE (medical grade) kitchen utensils with organic bamboo (grown above a Chinese coal mine and bonded with floor epoxy and Uyghur sweat).
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I'm a total believer that man can develop spiritual connections with machines and technology. Almost without fail, every time one of my instruments goes down at the laboratory in the middle of the night, I am jarred awake by disturbing or violent dreams.
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Someone please let me know when Donghua Jinlong drops their new high purity magnesium glycinate because I'm not sure I can make it through this full kilogram.
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Late last night, we bid farewell to a faithful soldier who illuminated our flow cell path for 15,488 hours, thrice it's manufacturer-specified earthly calling. Like the eternal light of Heaven, it shone far beyond it's quantitative measure. May you finally rest in peace.
The conversation between me and the deuterium lamp in my diode array detector every morning.
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Raw milk is completely fine if you trust the hygiene of the person selling it to you. A few CFUs of Salmonella won't give most people Salmonellosis, but you have to ask yourself, if there's E. coli on my mangoes, what else is there? How exactly were these grown?
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"Eating a <CRUNCH> raw carrot elicits a profound <CRUNCH> calming effect on my mood, far moreso than <CRUNCH> an equivalent amount of sugar. I simply <CRUNCH> don't think it's energetically possible to be <CRUNCH> distressed while chomping down <CRUNCH> on a big ole' carrot."
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If you claim to specialize in "________ analysis interpretation" but you don't have your own analytical lab or have never run the analyses yourself, you aren't a specialist in analytics at all. You are a marketing wordcel larping as a scientist.
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As a professional chemist, I fully support the notion than chemistry is more fake but less gay than physics.
Most theoretical chemistry models are hand-wavy rationalizations of empirical observations, but making drugs is extremely cool.
A nice college major ranking, but I already solved this problem using science (which requires a two-by-two typology and scaling components between zero and one)
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Big laboratories: Operated by private equity. Results in 10-14 business days. Never answers calls/emails.
Small independent labs: Operated by guy who wakes up at 3 am, insufflates 5 mg amphetamine/20 mg mitragynine acetate. Answers emails 24/7. Results in 1-3 business days.
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Common advice given to new founders: hire/outsource fast--don't focus on the small stuff.
While true at a certain point, for many (most) new operations, doing "the small stuff" with ruthless efficiency and precision is quite literally the business.
Why outsource your main edge?
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Obligated to comment on this dork because I post about pathogenic bacteria, but the presence of these microbes in unprocessed food shouldn't scare you because they are dangerous. What should scare you is the agricultural practices it takes to get poop bacteria to colonize fruit.
Reddit and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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>consumes pound quantities of insect-concentrated plant nectar from miles of heavily sprayed farmlands
>experiences strange neurological symptoms reminiscent of acetylcholinesterase inhibitors
>"I wonder what could be causing this"
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Tested a new sample and now it's positive for Salmonella and E. coli
Mexican growers not spraying their crops with raw sewage challenge (impossible)
The mangos are positive for salmonella this week.
Takes a special level of disgusting agricultural practices to get salmonella contamination on fruit growing actual meters off the ground. Mexican produce growers are built different.
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Already happened in my industry. 15 years ago analytical labs had dedicated scientists per instrument and armies of techs.
Today my lab runs 7 instruments 140hr/wk with 2 PT employees (1 remote in Philippines). Just bought a $65k sample prep robot to avoid hiring second tech.
Like we had in the Carolinas but more like specialty trained technicians who over see army of machines. California about to pass a bill requiring food franchises to pay $20/hr plus other benefits. Why not just hire one person to over see team of robots to turn out Big Mac's 3/n
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Negotiating lease renewals with the landlord and he's open to kicking out the shared Hispanic church/synagogue next door to convert into more laboratory space.
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Guy who eschews microplastics in food and water but has a mass-produced nicotine pouch directly against his buccal membranes for several hours per day.
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The purity of black market methamphetamine in the United States has increased substantially over the past decade, rapidly approaching pharmaceutical grades. Please stop stigmatizing this compound for those with the will to use it properly. Thank you.
In the past ~10 years it's become kinda taboo to talk about torrenting files. You could say "yeah I just torrented it" and people will look at you like you recommended smoking meth
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This isn't going to end well (for them).
>finds person afraid of added silica in their supplements
>finds out they are taking shilajit
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Recent discoveries to help the other overworked anons:
1. Co-use of amphetamines and opioids precipitates stimulant psychosis far more rapidly than stimulants alone.
2. Imported tomatillos are very gross right now; perhaps reconsider the salsa verde from that taco truck.
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"Ah, another beautiful day to mix amphetamines and opiates to move numbers around in spreadsheets for 14 hours."
My dopamine receptors:
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"Silica, preservatives, microplastics, fluoride, carrageenan, emulsifiers, excipients. They poison us through the food supply."
"Right, so we wash our produce too because it's covered in human feces, metabolized drugs, and pesticides?"
"Bacteria aren't real. Raw is law."
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Dozens of unknown supplements. Herbs. Russian space drugs. Research chemicals. Pounds of sugar. A cacophony of strange light bulbs. Biohacking auditory frequencies.
All because you're afraid of a little casual amphetamine use? Fine, I will take yours and ascend even further.
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Rule: never trust a scientist or mathematician that doesn't love amphetamines.
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I don't have any horses in the "is silica bad for you" race, but if you do and you're on the 'is bad for you' side, you probably shouldn't be eating silica tar scraped off some rocks in Nepal and sold to you by internet strangers.
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Some of you would benefit greatly by logging off and going out into the field or the laboratory for a few months and generating your own data to support your ideas and hypotheses. The scientific method doesn't say anything about spending 18 hours a day on pubmed and twitter.
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Old school biochemists—the ones actually doing research, not just talking and writing about it—were the coolest and most unhinged scientists.
My old PI would tell us about acquiring 500 lbs of freshly slaughtered beef livers biweekly to extract the enzyme complexes he studied.
GFP's discovery required killing >50,000 jellyfish.
O. Shimomura (who won the Nobel Prize) killed 10,000 jellyfish his first summer in Friday Harbor, Washington and extracted their glowing "substance."
The next summer, he used a "cutting machine" to chop up 600 jellies/hour.
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@slimefren132450
Secret appendix for AOAC 2015.01: to 55 gallon HDPE drum, add 25lbs NaHCO3 and an overhead mixer. Slowly transfer digestion waste by peristaltic pump with stirring engaged, pausing as needed. After bubbling ceases, flush 2-5gal/day down lab toilet to save 3k/mo on waste disposal.
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The problem with letting contrarianism become part of your identity is that sometimes, quite often actually, the actions taken by the mainstream are correct.
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Bought a bag of these to analyze the creatine/creatinine ratio--will post results later next week.
once i start remembering to take my creatine & sprout strong horse legs & start popping watermelons w my inner thighs & double the size of my fatass muscle mommy tush it’s over da pawgs
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Frankly, I would much rather lose a client than be an accomplice to a Salmonella outbreak or chlorpyrifos poisoning, but there are many laboratories who don't feel that way, and that's why so many large companies are permitted to feed you garbage.
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breakfast: 1 pot of coffee, 2 raw carrots, 3 mandarin oranges, 5 mg adderall
lunch: lemon jello (~28g gelatin, ~20g honey) with half a pound of blueberries
dinner: 3/4 of a large veggie pizza and some boiled mushrooms
weight: down 5 lbs
is this healthy eating?
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Grandpa Joe's ice cube trays are 3% w/w bisphenol-A.
@BenRatkaj
Counterpoint.
Grandpa Joe has the same ice cube trays he bought in 1968. I've got to buy new ones every three months because whatever they make them out of now cracks when it's frozen.
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>client says test results are wrong
>me: "what were you expecting?"
>client says number that is 2% different from the reported answer
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Why are clinical labs the worst? Simple: they're the only ones not held accountable for their results by the end users of them.
When I fail a 4000 lb container of mangoes, someone loses big money. They care. When your blood test result has a +/- 50% bias, nobody even notices.
Have seen some claim laboratory testing is mostly useless. This is somewhat true--high quality lab testing is always useful, but some industries have such shoddy standards that most laboratories within are completely incompetent.
The worst one of all is clinical testing (CLIA).
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>search: "structured water"; return: 0 hits from reputable journals, 5 random websites selling $20 bottles of water based on some woo-woo Bulgarian science
>"mainstream science totally missed this!!!"
>search: "clathrate"; return: >6000 hits from ACS journals.
Many such cases.
>"I can't mainstream science totally missed this."
Instead of believing that all of science "missed" a concept, have you instead considered you're a C-student who never went to any conferences or read anything outside of your intro-level courses for non-majors?
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Emotionally in shambles--brutally mogged by the energy levels of a 60-year old service engineer today. Guy worked for 10 hours straight, up and down off the ground, cheerful, didn't eat breakfast, skipped lunch and only had a single black coffee.
It's all in your head.
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Peaters gooning their way to supreme metabolic health.
Peatarian who megadoses prolactin to PUFA deplete through breast milk
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Legend has it if you stare directly into the soothing blue glow of an argon plasma for long enough, you can burn all the fluoride and toxins out of your pineal gland.
Renting a liftgate truck, bribing a hungry college kid for some muscle, and driving out to another small rural university to pick up another 20 year old ICP-MS to scrap for parts
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The conversation between me and the deuterium lamp in my diode array detector every morning.
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Perhaps the answer for the Norwoods all along was just to embrace the opium aesthetic.
Summoning the "DHT doesn't cause hair loss" bros--if high prolactin is the issue and DHT is innocent, why do opioid addicts have great hair and why do bodybuilders/powerlifters go bald?
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rip telehealth amphetamine mills--was a great run while it lasted.
@WIFEHUFFER
Already been a soft crackdown in many ways and will likely get worse. Average in-person providers have become extremely hesitant to writing amphetamine scripts. The nationwide increase is largely all coming from a concentration of a few online teledoc providers.
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Twitter posters who believe they can solve male pattern hair loss (a 100+B$ industry the pharmaceutical industry has been examining for 40 years with billions of R&D dollars) with essential oils, vitamins, and cheap supplements is one of my favorite parts of this website.
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One outcome of doing food testing for awhile is that I've become much more comfortable eating laboratory grade chemicals versus many of the things that make it to grocery store shelves.
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Almost every single red 'strain' of kratom has pathogenic E. coli and contains 10X the FDA food limit for lead.
Almost every white 'strain' fails standard food arsenic levels.
But keep taking your "natural plant alternative" to prescription opioids.
Time to stir up more shit with consumer products.
How do you feel about tea that's been washed and rinsed with sewage and mining runoff and open air dried with wild animals defecating on it?
Do you like kratom?
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Nah bro, you just need to take more niacinamide and thiamine and get some red light/sun. You're definitely not poisoning yourself with organophosphate and carbamate pesticides by consuming insane amounts of honey.
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On today's episode of things people wanted to sell you, we have:
1) One lot of failing papaya (listeria)
2) Two lots of failing mango (salmonella)
3) 800 lbs of failing "organic" ceylon cinnamon (7 prohibited pesticides and 5 ppm lead)
Happy shopping.
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@ultimatejingle
Twitter: “If you’re nervous or sweating about your positions, you’re oversized.”
Discord: “I’m long and puking rn.”
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which way western man
I wasn’t ready to take the “mold causes autism” pill. This is wild stuff
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journalist:
>herp derp let me see if these labs will perform a test that will possibly shut down several paying clients of ours
the journalist when the labs *rightfully* refuse to perform the testing:
But the lab wouldn’t perform the tests! They called me the next day to say the lab had called all 4 farms to *ask for permission* and all 4 said no. They knew what a nonnegative result would do for their business, the lab said, so they declined the test…
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Took a bunch of acid on Sunday and decided to take a little break from here after realizing I was spiritually connected to all of you weirdos through some fractal schizoid group consciousness.
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@bioenergy_space
@kiirturvaja
Been inside, worked with, and audited many “GMP” supplement manufacturers.
1. It’s a ton of work if done correctly to the regulations. Manufacturing margins are slim when you account for distributor/brand cuts.
2. Almost nobody does it right because margins are so slim.
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Casually flirting with the front desk manager of a storage unit today. She said she's moving to New York soon to "wrap it up and marry a hedge fund guy" and I completely fumbled my chance to say, "Well, if you're into guys who work too much ascribing meaning to squiggly lines..."
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There’s nothing stopping you from dipping your carrots in a mix of ricotta, mascarpone, and maple syrup anon. Why aren’t you?
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Add a few plush floor cushions and this is the exact vibe for my future opium den.
Won’t be voting for Donald Trump anyway because in 1988 after acquiring The Plaza Hotel on 5th Ave, he closed down the hotel’s basement tiki bar, describing it as “too tacky.”
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Me after years of thoughtfully refining and optimizing my weekly stimulant routine:
the lesson of Icarus is not don’t fly too close to the sun.
it’s make better fucking wings.
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All of the pioneers of quantum mechanics either went insane or found God, but you're convinced that 'mainstream science' can't lead to mystical, paranormal or esoteric outcomes.
My brother in Christ, you just couldn't make it past differential equations and linear algebra.
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@cynomel
Unless they are homemade, it's not really safe to assume that croissants are mostly saturated fat. Many bakeries liberally use release oils to keep their products from sticking to pans/cookware, and much of it ends up in the final product.
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Can I interest you in some O157:H7 cultures so you can rigorously test this hypothesis?
Bacteria is such a joke I regularly leave things unrefrigerated for days and eat it and never get sick
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Honest to God, I had to stop him 7 hours in as he was gleefully talking about the physics of this specially designed optics lens because I could tell my blood glucose had gone to zero from stimulants and had to go eat a bowl of blueberries and honey until my brain worked again.
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>grainy video of a black flake responding to a magnetic field
"OOOOH SUPERCONDUCTION. SUCCESSFUL LK99 REPLICATION"
First claimed successful replication of LK-99
Accomplished by a team at the Huazhong University of Science and Technology and posted 30 minutes ago.
Why this is evidence:
The LK-99 flake slightly levitates for both orientations of the magnetic field, meaning it is not simply a
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I honestly wish I were joking about that kind of variation, but go read the FDA guidance document for bioanalytical method validation and tell me you're ever going to trust a blood test again.
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when my auditor asks about the kilo stockpile of horse steroids, ephedra alkaloids, and psychedelics in the lab subfreezer
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Have seen some claim laboratory testing is mostly useless. This is somewhat true--high quality lab testing is always useful, but some industries have such shoddy standards that most laboratories within are completely incompetent.
The worst one of all is clinical testing (CLIA).
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@PrometheanAngel
@Animuscle
Interesting paper. Honestly, I've injected Chinese bathtub chemicals but I don't know if I could be paid to take shilajit based on the sampling of products I've analyzed. Perhaps I would be open if I saw one that didn't fail every heavy metal specification under the sun.
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But, I'm not sure what you expected anon, you're buying quasi-legal plant drugs that are farmed from sewage irrigated plantations in Indonesia and shipped to the US by the metric ton without even the slightest processing precautions.
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We're at >50 recalls for food so far this year. Financial markets aren't the only thing at all time highs.
They're adding undeclared preservatives to your dried fruits, anon. Have you ever wondered why?
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ChatGPT going down right when I need to extract 26 data tables from a 59 page PDF.
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Most people selling it are (former) felons who will relentlessly argue that it's "natural" and "safe" for 100,000+ CFU/g mold and 10,000+ CFU/g coliforms to be in your product (it's not) and only use one specific laboratory in Colorado that's never in history failed a sample.
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The mangos are positive for salmonella this week.
Takes a special level of disgusting agricultural practices to get salmonella contamination on fruit growing actual meters off the ground. Mexican produce growers are built different.
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The timeline, after muting everyone with links to dietary supplements and orthorexic food brands in their bio.
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I'm not saying don't experiment or perform Faustian acts. I've:
-Eaten almost every popular diet strictly for a time
-Tried polyphasic sleep
-Taken every supplement and many drugs
-Injected Chinese bathub chemicals
But please wash any vegetables you buy from a store
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Combat and physical training, reckless gambling, drugs, and God are the only acceptable forms of therapy for men.
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"We no longer live in a high trust society. That's why you need to be on high alert at all times from all of these dangers. Also, you should buy this stuff from a complete stranger on the internet and put it in your body."
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Robotics and AI makers after reading this FTC ruling.
1. Today
@FTC
issued a final rule banning noncompetes for workers across the country.
The rule will ensure that Americans have the freedom to pursue a new job, start a new business, or bring a new idea to market.
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Your life journey is at a dead end. Maybe you say to yourself, "it's so over." You deliberate between getting a dog, or liquidating to move to Kazakhstan because an anon said life is better there.
But I ask, have you simply considered becoming functionally addicted to opioids?
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For the amount of self-identifying conspiracy theorists on twitter dot com, I find it strange and amusing that few seem to notice that every big account eventually ends up shilling another big account's supplement lines.
Almost as if much of the posting is... coordinated? 🤔
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The shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming.
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Plant enthusiasts, why aren't you hornymaxxing local flora to introduce as much dioscin and trigonelline to the population as possible?
Revised forecast:
> widespread planting of Elm trees
> TFR soaring
> Trigonelline and Caffearine displace Olivia and Emma as top girl’s name by summer 2024
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“Sad” voters will never understand the simple joy of a man stuffing his face with unlimited gyro and baklava in peace.
Fellas, is it okay or sad to go eat at a buffet by yourself?
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Third round, same grower, same lot. New mango visibly scrubbed, but still positive for Salmonella/E. coli and now Listeria.
This fruit is probably already in distribution hence testing thrice. Grower/importer shitting themselves right now, much like anyone eating these mangoes.
Tested a new sample and now it's positive for Salmonella and E. coli
Mexican growers not spraying their crops with raw sewage challenge (impossible)
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I sincerely hope that nobody follows this account thinking that laboratories are the good guys in this system either. There are just as many compromised labs as there are anyone else in the food ecosystem.
That's just how it all works, and why you shouldn't trust it.
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