Marrying you was pretty kick ass. You make me laugh, and you cry with me, and you are truthful and honest, and you are the best dad and Crypto News Source on the internet, and I love you. Happy anniversary
@gabrielhaines
Merry Christmas Degen family! Even though we’re Jewish but still! ♥️ you’re always invited into our hearts, and one day our home!
@gabrielhaines
Visualizing a massive dining room so we can have all of you over! Smile!! You are loved.
PSA: 3.5 months ago, another Haines male had been born. May little Joseph Bo walk confidently and shirtlessly in the steps of his father. Amen.
@gabrielhaines
Happy birthday to the man of my dreams. To know you is to love you is to cherish you is to respect you. Thank you for making me
@MotherOfDegens_
now let’s have a GREAT DAY you bastarddddssssss!!!!!
@gabrielhaines
28 years old!!! Happy birthday to the man of my dreams, the king of all things machete-oriented, the father of the century and my all time favorite human. I love you more than Twitter loves you.
Happy birthday to my everything
@gabrielhaines
My mom doesn’t believe that
@gabrielhaines
earns a living. She says, “he sits around half naked every day on the computer and doesn’t have a college degree,” it’s very disheartening.
I had the honor of doing the voiceover as
@redphonecrypto
and was able to walk in their shoes for a few hours. This person is a benevolent being who understands the fundamental overlap between Higher Purpose and Cryptocurrency. Inspiring and selfless. 🙏thx
Unscripted thoughts on the future of crypto, my favorite picks, why bitcoin and defi matters to me & much more
Many thanks to
@gabrielhaines
(and
@TheRealLeeEller
) for the opportunity
🙏🙏
I think
@LensProtocol
gets props for BEST merch period.
@parisrouz
and design team, iconic. Also
@axelarcore
with that Nike jacket. Merch game step up MAJOR this year well done.
Buffoonery by day, perfect husband and most beautiful soul by night. Fills the dishwasher, gets me water when I ask, best dad, best husband, sorry I blew his cover.
@gabrielhaines
@gabrielhaines
@cobie
I swear to God if you come back to the house without any clothes on I’m leaving you outside. Also- why is George neglected in the background?! WALK THE DOG. ITS A SIMPLE TASK.
Hi degen babies!
@gabrielhaines
is out in Brooklyn recording some macheteshit and I’m sitting on the floor of our Manhattan hotel room wearing a tshirt with different mushroom types, waiting for my daughter to fall asleep, eating beignets. Waaaaagggggmmmiii
Happy Father’s Day to this rekt softie. Best dad on planet earth. We love you. Also shoutout to
@DeFi_Dad
. And to all the good daddies out there I see you. Mommy loves you. Mommy’s proud. I am your mother. Shit just got weird. Now go fix crypto.
@gabrielhaines
Gold digger mother of 1 looking for plausible second husband with liquidity. I have expensive taste but radically great humor. Taking applications now.
@gabrielhaines
didn’t liquidate in time.
If anyone hits on my husband at this NYC crypto gathering thing I will come and find u and I will make you my bitch. I’m speaking to all genders. Women. Men. Them/theys. Its. Loomdarts. Cryptards. You name it. I’m watching you.
@gabrielhaines
Closeup of a very very tired mother of Degens. Before being a mommy I: wrote and acted in a webseries, trained sales teams, made music everyday, travelled a whole bunch, went out late and did it all again the next day. Now I am a full time mommy and can barely keep my eyes open!
I love her birthmarks! But at first I was very worried (you never want to imagine your baby being made fun of by mean kids). Thx to crypto, I acknowledge that she is a rare NFT and I plan to fractionalize her and become
@KrisJenner
thank you and goodbye and gm.
Feeling very loved. Happy Mother’s Day to all. Whether your mother is around or she isn’t, I now know that a mother’s love transcends even mortality. So if she isn’t physically here, just know she’s still eternally present in her love for you.
@gabrielhaines