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i went back to hkvh sims and decided to build them a new house and this guy started complaining the moment i put them on an empty lot........
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remembering that kaveh has a voiceline that's just like "ugh you just don't get him and won't get him like i do" about alhaitham always makes me laugh
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ngl i think alhaitham would find duolingo useless for actual language learning lmao
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need kaveh to be unintentionally slutty at home once he gets comfortable...wearing his shirt sides unlaced and no sash, the shoulders always slipping down......in a loosely tied houserobe.......big shirt and no pants..................alhaitham's the arthur fist meme at all times
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i feel like alhaitham's instinct to nurture paimon's interests is him parroting his grandma's parenting methods
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the first time we meet him in game he saves the traveler from a scam, then agrees to a physical fight with no hesitation, and he's apparently also such a nuisance to the people who tried to scam us that they all know him by name and title. and then he's shown to be in possession
sorry to all of you who did not find alhaitham interesting before kaveh i simply cannot relate
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still cracking up over hkvh probably being sethos' first exposure to gay people jfdgsfgjsd
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quick question, are people not aware of this entry in alhaitham's profile or are they ignoring it in favor of old fanon pre-release?
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the fact that "kaveh is pregnant" jokes have spread to official posts and reddit mains discords is so fucking funny
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it's kinda funny how despite alhaitham's sad backstory (parents dying tragically when he was too young to remember them, his grandma passing away when he was a teen and leaving him without family, loss of only other person he was close to) it very rarely gets brought up in fandom
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thought about alhaitham overhearing someone praising kaveh's looks in public and just being like. they don't even know how greasy his hair gets. they don't know that he wears paint stained pajamas around the house. they don't know that he snores and sleeps with his mouth open
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there's not nearly enough comedy about mehrak picking up what sounds like distress sounds from kaveh in the middle of the night, frantically floating around until it locates the sounds as coming from alhaitham's room, and knocking alhaitham out on the spot .
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i'm convinced alhaitham really is like a big cat around kaveh and it's all younger!kaveh's fault for being respectful of his personal space and letting him slowly adjust to being petted the way you would when you bring a standoffish cat home for the first time
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i just finished the quest with ratio and people really were right to joke about him being hkvh's child. he's the amalgamation of their philosophies in a bitchier exterior
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drunk!alhaitham at his bday party sitting back in his chair to look at his friends having fun, reaching out his arm to rest on the back of kaveh's chair but miscalculating and touching his bare back where his shirt gapes instead
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i love that part in kaveh's hangout where alhaitham's like, "you know what? i think kaveh SHOULD be a bitch sometimes when it comes to his expertise because all these other inferior architects have the nerve to be way more demanding and grandiose while being worse at their job"
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seeing the palace in this scale was so unexpected, it looks so grand compared to in-game
(video from )
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kaveh, days after PoP, going off to visit his mother in fontaine and getting caught up with a prospective job, writing all these pretend letters to alhaitham to process his feelings over everything that's happened, only for his mother to find a stack of them collecting dust on
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just a reminder, and as an introduction to those who missed events during 3.x patches, a thesis proposal is the equivalent of a marriage proposal or at the very least the foundation of creation of family units in sumeru
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spoilers ///
btw there's a difference in dialogue during that one hkvh scene in HOD where the cn version stresses that kaveh would make coffee for them both 😌
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@Roui_roui
it used to be a requirement during faruzan's day as per that cooking event in wangshu inn but isn't anymore, alhaitham's just a nerd
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if there's any group of genshin fans that never have to fear that their favorite character will ever become irrelevant, it's kaeya fans
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kaveh coming home after a long day of dealing with clients to all the lights in the house being snuffed out and crashing on the nearest divan only to land on alhaitham who was already taking a nap there waiting for him to come home so they could have dinner together
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just how many times has kaveh walked home late at night and crashed on the divan in the dark only to land right on top of alhaitham (who had definitely not been waiting up for him, dozing curled up with a blanket)
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i feel like hkvh is the only ship i've had in years where i'm like. you know, i don't think they'd make bad parents
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that one bit in kaveh's hangout where he insists that he'll drink until someone has to carry him out makes me think about kaveh in the pits of his loneliness and despair right after moving in with alhaitham getting absolutely sloshed just to get alhaitham to carry him home +
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i opened the qrts on that con video of mr tarsha talking about how they had to redo hkvh lines bc they were too implied and someone was like "eng VAs lie and people eat it up". when we have a video of alhaitham's korean VA talking about kaveh being alhaitham's type and his
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these two comments from that insane official dr ratio post on hoyolab. that's just hkvh
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drunk kaveh, face down on the bar, complaining about alhaitham to whoever sat down next to him, not realizing the person he's wallowing to is alhaitham himself
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@fiinnfrog
yeah, the artist didn't notice it 😭
I hope you will like it ☺️💞 and Sorry that the letters on the clothes were written incorrectly. My eyes must be dizzy. I didn't really notice it. 🥹
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@ratiovine
alhaitham, already having set down the less lumpy pillow for kaveh and pulling him in by the arm: don't you dare snore by my ear this night or i will smother you
kaveh, aware that smothering him means alhaitham pulling him in to sleep on his chest instead: yeah yeah whatever
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tbh i kind of wonder if the lack of sumeru characters and sumeru focused events is because hoyo really did not plan for people to enjoy the region and all its stories as much as they did
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alhaitham leaving hickeys on kaveh right where the lines of his clothing sit, bound to show under any slight dishevelment but completely polite otherwise, and places kaveh will feel the pressure on just going about his day so he's always aware just how badly he's wanted...
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the way kaveh doesn't want anyone to know that he lives with alhaitham but then goes out to buy furniture with him and definitely argues with him over what pattern/color/shade of wood clashes with their existing sitting room furniture in front of vendors is soooo
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leaks ///
it's so nice to see that almost a year after PoP has done hkvh so well :') good job alhaitham and congrats on the wedding
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@kurigohan0909
he makes kaveh breakfast in it when he's feeling indecisive about something work related and kaveh's just like 😐😐😐
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except kaveh doesn't jump like he usually would and leans back into it......so why should alhaitham misdirect the path his arm took or apologize for it
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of something illegal, gets the traveler to buy even more of that something illegal and even shows them how to use it. all meters away from the matra lmaoooo
how was i not supposed to enjoy a character who gets us involved in his schemes within like 10 minutes
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ignore how long it took me to furnish one house, but he approves 🥰
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maybe the reason kaveh is missing from banners is because they're cooking him up to become someone Important in the akademiya
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man it's still so disappointing to me how quickly they resolved all the drama between navia and clorinde and made them all buddy buddy again when we could have had so much TENSION
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not ben having a mother's day sale on kvh prints as if he's a mother 😭
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i hope alhaitham's not drawn as a racer but as one of those pit crew dudes with a headset
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i've been collecting this one padisarah every time i pass by it and here's where i'm at
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alhaitham: *mentions kids*
people: ah so he's preparing to be a father after kaveh's 9 month absence
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so where did kaveh sleep that first night alhaitham brought him home
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alhaitham coming out of his room at 3am with a blanket to bodily wrap up a squirming overcaffeinated anxious mess of a roommate up in it and carry him to his bed where the weight of his arms and even pace of his breathing can hold kaveh down and lull him to sleep
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spoilers for those who haven't played yet ///
the pauses are so long if you let it autoplay LMAO
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kaveh installs a total powerswitch as soon as he stops fretting (and laughing) about alhaitham's bruised forehead
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and the whole time he's just sat there staring at his book with a little smirk on his face
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imo. whenever alhaitham's mildly annoyed at kaveh he'll kiss him with his eyes open because kaveh finds it unromantic, and whenever kaveh's annoyed with alhaitham he'll go limp and just let alhaitham kiss him without even pulling at his hair or clothes or wrapping arms around him
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obsessed with this alhaitham plush carrying tinier alhaitham plushies
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there's surprisingly so many entries about akademiya scholars if one looks in the living creatures archive in genshin. like this one about kshahrewar wanting to use an electro regisvine as a power plant LMAO
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idk if anyone remembers still, but mehrak making coffee/fetching coffee sure is a throwback to karkata's maker teaching it to make coffee first in his process to prove that you can make mechanical beings into true life forms........
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thinking about kaveh leaning his head back over the arm of the divan he's been using as a makeshift second office when alhaitham comes home at 5:05pm sharp every day so he can get his hello kiss
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my current favorite interpretation of hkvthm during their akademiya days is that they were the only ones whether intentionally or unintentionally unaware of their feelings, while to everyone else, even their former mentors, it was so obvious that they signed them up to receive +
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i need to put alhaitham under a microscope though how did he feel when the person who understood him the most in the entire world passed away
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do you think kaveh ever wished alhaitham would have come back to apologize after their fight instead of taking kaveh's words about regretting meeting him so seriously
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a frazzled alhaitham shows up two weeks later without announcement and causes a steambird worthy scene by dramatically dropping all of his bags the moment he spots kaveh in public on his way to the court of fontaine and dips him into a kiss
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alhaitham, adamant to wait on kaveh to make the first move, stalwartly refusing drunk kaveh's advances until a day he's a bit tipsy and slow as well, and lets kaveh kiss him for a fleeting moment right past the threshold of their home
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sorry to all of you who did not find alhaitham interesting before kaveh i simply cannot relate
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it's been a year and i'm still baffled when i come across people who headcanon hkvh as being in their early twenties or assume that they met when they were literal children
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so now alhaitham:
will sit on top of kaveh if kaveh is taking up his designated spot on the divan
grabs kaveh's hand and puts it back on his head if he dares stop stroking his hair
bites 😔
takes up kaveh's side of the bed bc that's his side as well
steals his food and drinks
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the tragedies and struggles in kaveh's life are just more externally expressed and current in comparison
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alhaitham holding a government job where people barely know his name and job description because he's out of office so often is so funny bc you'd think he would have been fired ages ago for it
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on days alhaitham's feeling a bit playful he'll let kaveh come to him for a kiss and it can play out in one of three ways:
1. kaveh acts assertive and sweeps him off his feet (hot, funny when kaveh's entire upper back cracks as he winds his arms around alhaitham's neck)
thinking about kaveh leaning his head back over the arm of the divan he's been using as a makeshift second office when alhaitham comes home at 5:05pm sharp every day so he can get his hello kiss
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alhaitham only wakes up long enough to trap him in his arms and wrestle him halfway under his bodyweight so kaveh has no way to escape unless he resorts to underhanded methods (knowing exactly where alhaitham is ticklish)
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alhaitham's comment about kaveh loving to show off the pavillions near razan garden to alllll his friends is imo one of his funniest and bitchiest moments
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currently amused by the idea that alhaitham would have definitely stealthily stocked his house with things kaveh likes after about a week or two of carefully observing his habits and purchases
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remember when the lore of fontaine was building up for land spread water toxicity caused by the lochfolk disliking the archon to the point where even the air was toxic 🥲
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@Haravatits
people whose understanding of characters stops at information directly presented to them to the point where they barely think about motivations Baffle me...like bro did you sleep through your lit classes
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i'm always on my switching agenda so now i want a situation where kvh asks to go on top, hthm after a brief moment of contemplation complies, and then gets hit with confusion when kvh settles in his lap to ride him instead of . everything that ran through his head
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bc i keep seeing this idea that kaveh made the whole thing for him resurface over and over again and it just feels like old stem vs humanities headcanons from back when we had next to no information about the characters aside from message boards and AQ
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his desk and sending them out thinking she's doing him a favor.........
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the way alhaitham's early life was marked by tragedy and the way he later packed away grief after his grandma's passing and went on to become a self-sufficient scholar, and then again compartmentalized the grief over losing kaveh has me thinking that it's good that they've
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i'm glad that alhaitham art was posted on a side account because i would have laughed my ass off had they made him be fake nice on main
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lrt ohhh they have a point that when kaveh gets angry at other people in his hangout he crosses his arms and leans back, it's only with alhaitham that he gets angry in a cute way 😭
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that video of hthm reminds me of ben talking about how he's so cool and not insufferable outside of scenes where he's with kaveh JKFDHS
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i know i went on about how alhaitham should have had the laurels in his hair as acting grand sage the other day, but you know what would make kaveh lose his fucking mind from laughter? if they had given him the weird tiny glasses the previous haravatat sage had 😭
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these are also quite relevant to how his interests do not lie in books alone
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i'm choosing to believe that alhaitham's canon weapon is the one shown in the trailers, xiphos, and that lofi is just the weapon he's been using bc he wasn't on good enough terms with kaveh for them to match
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i find it interesting how alhaitham's outfit actually most closely resembles the uniform of the female matra and mahamata in the shape of their cape and gold embellishing. they even get the gloves and rings and a high collar
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jpn VA being like.....yeah kaveh is the only one he's this annoying with isn't that Very Interesting 👁️👁️
it's not just the en side this time lmaoooo
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@kurigohan0909
@audevrim
this is so funny to me he's just some guy who put all his points into logic and none into small talk
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kaveh leaning over the back of a divan to look at what alhaitham is reading and finding him listing through a battered, heavily annotated copy of a book kaveh had once recommended to him years earlier, passages kaveh used to reference and can still remember by heart underlined
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since we can't see alhaitham's ears in game, but we do know that his old design had a little dangly piece of jewelry attached to his headphones, i've always thought that he'd have his ears pierced underneath them
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hmm akademiya!kaveh having a secret admirer who leaves him gifts at his favorite desk in the house of daena (the one he shares with alhaitham, naturally), who then gives up after three attempts bc kaveh failed to recognize them......so alhaitham takes over bc it makes kaveh happy
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