The Chief Bwana
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Battle Tested. Entrepreneur.Products.Politics.People.Passionate about Brands.Manchester United.Gaddafi.Fidel Castro.Kibaki.Malema.Reggae.African.
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A neighbour had a function, and I had to park in another court. I completely forgot. At 3 a.m I noticed the vehicle was missing! For close to an hour, we were going through the CCTV with security guards. There I was driving to another court! Anyways, their breakfast was on me
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Kairo,there was once a company called Davetech. Owned by a David Mukudi or something of the sort. He was doing well. Really well. Dined with the high and mighty. Did computer expos in top hotels across the country. UNTIL power got to his head. Look him up.
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Bought some land huko Kisamis circa 2010 through those adverts za TV. 10 years later sold at a loss!They're overvalued. This is very very debatable. 10 years!!!
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Dear Water Police or whatever you're called. Have you ever heard of the term "enabling compliance "????? Instead of shutting down businesses and destroying equipment, why not just meter them and get more revenue?THINK!!!
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@Msnyaguthii
🤣🤣🤣...The first visiting day in form one my Dad came at midnight!Salamu kidogo na akanipea gazeti and 100 bob. After kuamshwa na guards!I have never forgotten!
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Government: Don't worry Monday is a normal working day. Go about your business.
Monday: A citizen going about their business.
Police:👇👇👇👇👇
#Maandamano
; Nairobi
“Huyo customer wangu ako wapi?” a boda-boda rider asks as police officers arrested him near D.O.D.
The boda-boda arrests are despite some of them showing proof they are from providing services from taxi hailing companies:
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@TheTribe254
@BBCWorld
@AlJazeera_World
@cnnbrk
How many Worlds Oldest People do we have?The other day it was a lady of 112 years....
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@missturu
@droid254
@CytonnInvest
If you've watched Bad Boy Billionaires India on Netflix check under Subrata Roy of Sahara India Pariwar Coglomerate. Cytonn have done de ting!! They are doing this to many others.
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CMC is selling these units at 650k. CFC Stanbic is selling the repossessed ones at 850k.And they say it's a budget car for taxis!!👇👇
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Lol!You have hosted Osama bin Laden and other Taliban terrorists for decades and yet here you are saying Nairobi is crime prone!!
Who suggested him to go to Kenya for safety? Why did he chose a country that has high crime rate? Mostly journalist and politicians in exile prefer to go to Europe, what made Arshad Sharif to decide for Nerobi ?
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@Hazyhuz
@tugengirl
Most KCM Plates are Government Vehicles.....you could have easily been robbed by rogue police officers....
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@shobanes
@Ohta_Ryota
Did this in a flat I was staying in. Neighbour alikuwa anaweka Gospel on full volume 😭. Hiyo siku alijua Buju Banton ni nani. Let's just say we lived peacefully on Sundays after that.
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This man survived by exposing corruption and was protected by the same opposition he's berating.
Tuko katika mwezi mtukufu wa Ramadhan msitupime imani kuja kutuletea vurugu hapa - Mohamed Ali, MP Nyali
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@FauzKhalid
Mombasa's problems
1. INSECURITY
2. DRUGS
3. DEPENDENCY ON TOURISM ONLY.
4. HIGH POVERTY LEVELS.
5. PROSTITUTION.
Maandamano and Politics have never affected tourism numbers. Otherwise, Paris wouldn't get a single tourist yet it is up there in numbers. These are real issues.
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Nakumatt with Blue Label Brands. The moment you start competing with your suppliers it's game over.
This is Twiga Food tomato ranch in Taita Taveta. Many farmers have be asking my opinion on this and for sure I don't see it as a threat.
As a tomato farmer what is your opinion?
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@coldtusker
@dailynation
This one deserves a Presidential Award. He's fighting corruption 😂😂...
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@alexmwanzo
First there's always an advance party. Checks out security,parking etc,tells the owner there will be an important guest. Then asks him or her to reserve or rearrange the sitting pattern. Bado ni hao watalipa.
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As a Kalenjin, this is a very embarrassing tweet. Up to late 1930's Kalenjin women were topless. Still common sight in deep West Pokot, Turkana, Kilifi. Tembea bwana acha ushamba. This is part of African culture.
One of the reasons why i supported Kenyan Universities crackdown on dress code.
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Year 1: Alhamdulilahi rains are here!! Day 2 Flash floods. Animals, homes swept, death.
Years 2,3, and 4 Drought
Year 5: Alhamudilali rains are here!! Day 2 Flash floods.
REPEAT. Meanwhile, one constant throughout the years? Property boom in Eastleigh, South B,Industrial area.
A friend in Mandera sent me this video of rain this afternoon in Mandera. I hope the residents are taught on harvesting these rain waters. Northern Kenya are always between a rock and a hard place. Either a drought or flooding.
@NDMA_Kenya
@alimaalim
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@Jasiri_TEA
@MercieNyerere
Jasiri,Msamaria ilifika 1000. By the way the train left Nairobi almost full this morning...this is a game changer for western people. They should introduce a night one as well.
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@Shad_khalif
Unless you mean moving hard cash. One corporate deal in Upper Hill could be worth 2B.
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@CollinsBriche
@MuthuriKinyamu
It has never been about compliance. It's an avenue to make money for some honchos!
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@Jasiri_TEA
@KeNHAKenya
Nope Jasiri, there's a turn at Cabanas that joins Eastern Bypass back to town....
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@KBonimtetezi
@TheODMparty
Baba is China signing serious contracts. Wewe kaa hapo ukisifu wanaume wengine...
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If you go to any informal settlement (slums) and say NMS is unconstitutional utapigwa. New hospitals, paved roads,piped water, security lights and all. It wasn't all a disaster.
Ndugu gavana
@SakajaJohnson
hiyo NMS waing'oa mamlaka lini? That unconstitutional sacrilege needs to be gone maze.
Fanya hima ndugu uifagie kabisa.
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@kenkibera
@4low_Ke
@mohamedkomz
When the 1000 shillings note were quite new my Dad wanted some pineapples pale Thika on our way back from Nyeri. The vendor took a look at the 1000 note and dropped his pineapples. He ran into that vast land where Castle Breweries factory used to be. Mzee just laughed.
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@HotepSun
Like the price increases doesn't affect them? Animal feeds prices have gone through the roof, how many are still engaged in poultry and milk production...weeeee bana!
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@KenKibera2
Unakumbuka huyo jamaa? He flew too close to the sun. Alishinda inda bwana. Alikuwa anaitisha tu Tusker watu wakienda kumuona.
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@Renegade_KE
@WehliyeMohamed
But he's talking so much on a matter he's not well versed on.Why can't he let experts on this talk?No,Palmer !
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@Amj0seh
@moneyacademyKE
Not all of them are genuine investors. Some are using Malls as SPV's for cleaning money.
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Yaani Wilfred Murugi of Mastermind Tobacco past away yesterday and not even breaking news!!??Is it that Kenyans dont know him..The gentleman took on BAT and survived..
@mmnjug
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@surambaya
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@coldtusker
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@ProfesaMuyah
@bennytothedj
I hope they picked up her blood sample as evidence, otherwise it's all in vain!
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@MihrThakar
Fibre only?Mpesa delays? Call dropping? Spammimg?? Is like the green house has been sliding down fast!
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@johnnjenga
Something is off!In one part Africans are going through hell in China but another one is donating billions worth of aid.He could have helped them to come back to Africa....
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@OmugaBash
Boss!You have made us proud!The pain of a parent missing a kid because someone stole them🥺!!Bless you 🙏.
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@alexmwanzo
Alex,for the army to be involved in solving an internal security issue,Parliament must sanction. Kerio is a complex web of many interests. Some of the people who should have assisted are at the centre of the conflict.
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@ReeneBelieves
@LarryMadowo
@UKenyatta
He was an ORDINARY CIVILIAN .He had left the instruments of power at Harambee House. HYPOCRISY.
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@BigEphy
@GilbertGBOS
@Kvaati
@Ma3Route
@KeNHAKenya
@KeNHAKenya
why was there another aluminium barrier on the Mombasa Rd side? This was going to happen. It was just a matter of time. More destruction of the fence will happen due to accidents.
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@lindahoguttu
@Akisawandera
He's been supervising empty silos,how do these people get these appointments!!??
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@MihrThakar
Because Ndii had a price tag only Caesar of Sugoi could afford. He's not there because he's passionate about anything.
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@surambaya
@bonifacemwangi
LOL!!Boniface!There's no reward in being a champion for ungrateful Kenyans!The guy is 75 years. He's spent HALF of his life fighting for Kenyans. Give the guy a break. Pick up the fight man!
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@Ngaruthi
@gidikariuki
Guys are laughing here but this is serious. Weapons and direct threats involved...
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@AgolaLinda
@LelliMandela
I have never understood buying warus in londiani at 700 while it's 800 in Nairobi...
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@Rita_Oyier
@RailaOdinga
@WilliamsRuto
Imagine all the enthusiasm you showed UDA only to end up in the muddy Kerugoya Town! Shukuru Waiguru sana.
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@Kamah__
Thank God you and your family were not harmed. Hizo zingine utapata. Pole sana ndugu. Lakini naona boss hapo hajanotice 🤣
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@Mstephano_
There's nothing like free lunch. The answer iko hapo kwa "ako na familia".....it's not him😂...
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@KaymanGeorge
@susankihika
You are asking what happened to Raila in short.He got fed up fighting for ungrateful Kenyans. That time you was in the Government!See the difference???WELCOME!
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@BenjiNdolo
He has offices in Nairobi, Addis,Cape Town and Abuja.I don't think Mzee is galivanting..He's already enjoying the trappings of power and besides...how happy is he to see Kenyans pay for their folly!!
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After burning fingers with Uchumi, Nakumatt and Tuskys, Hotpoint Appliannces Ltd have taken the retail fight to the doorstep of retailers with opening their brands shops ..I love this game!Suppliers are tired 😫..
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We wacha aibu ndogo ndogo boss. These documents are bearing 2021 dates.
Ruto you will not steel our future no you won’t! We will not allow a rigged Election
@IEBCKenya
@CNN
@citizentvkenya
@JunetMohamed
@HassanAliJoho
don’t try this in Narok County sisi Tuko macho
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@KURAroads
@ntsa_kenya
@NPSOfficial_KE
@Ma3Route
@KenyanTraffic
In many major cities, fines and penalties are used to fund an enforcement program. Can you create a Department for this and to be led by myself kama mmeshindwa!It will be a major revenue stream....
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@sting_zombie
@Wahinya_Charlie
Site seeing tu. Hii si ya daily commute. Although matatus take 1 hour.
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@misskamau_
Forests are renewable. Fossil fuels are the biggest cause of global warming though. Yes,we are in the 21st century no need to romanticise poverty.
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@mmnjug
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@waluwande
@kipmurkomen
This is just nonsense Murkomen. It seems you want to create unnecessary drama around the Mombasa BBI meeting to try and paint your percieved enemies badly. Just MAN UP!
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@KenKibera2
Bwana. I had just started out in business, and we shared the same building. He had an entire floor for his operations. Mkipatana kwa entrance ya lift, you had to step out.
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@Moha001_Onyango
The whole town should be flattened and redeveloped afresh. Add Kitale to this embarrassment.
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@Stan_Subru
@trackmann2
The guy has grown overtime. His first outlet was deep in Mukuru Kwa Reuben now he took over Greenmart Outlets.....
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