Mory_Coco
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God 🙏🏼 l Author ✍️ | Chef 🍲 Creative Entrepreneur 💻 | 📩: [email protected] | Subscribe To My Newsletter 👇🏻
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined December 2011
Are you even Yoruba if you didn’t watch these kinda movies growing up? 😭
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Get you a man that sells your market!.
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It’s only in Nigeria you will hear Someone say ‘I have not eaten since morning, I only had 4 doughnut and small coke’ 🙄.
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If it’s raining wherever you are, take advantage of the rain and pray . It’s one of the times where your prayers gets answered the most. NOT THE TIME TO CUDDLE!!! .NOT THE TIME TO SLEEP.YES YOU!! I’M TALKING TO YOU! DON’T SCROLL PAST. Jumah Mubarak ❤️.
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Hustle o, make dem no ask your pikin ‘whose child are you again? For family meeting 😭.
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Anybody that cannot choose between Jollof rice and Fried rice is capable of having multiple partners.
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We all have that one friend whose mind is dirtier than gutter 😭😭. And oh I was up until 2am hoping that speculations about the election postponement was a rumor but it is what it is 😥. I hope this makes you feel a little better. Delay is not denial 💙.#NigeriaDesides2019
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This Ramadan be the sweetest sha 😍. Alhaji and Alhaja in the morning gbas gbos at night. Don’t come for me o, I had a heavy iftar 🚶🏻♀️.
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I can’t stand influencers that like to .‘force’ stuff on their followers especially when they do it with a strict tone! Are you their mum??? Like nobody owes you shit!.
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this link would take you straight to this AMZING body product that I just reviewed on my YouTube Channel. You can thank me later 😂 or you can just Subscribe to my channel 😭❤️🙏🏻
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Somebody should do giveaway specifically for me to win 😭 Never won a giveaway in my life and I have to win before the end of this year😭🙏🏻.
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Meet Abike Rambo, the first child to ever use the sentence ‘they did not use to touch my head in our house’
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I don’t want a best friend that is someone else’s best friend 😭 is that too much to ask? Like you can be friends with other people oc. But if it’s on best friend level. You have to be mine alone as I would be yours alone 😭.
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So in the cab today, I told the cab driver to come and eat, expecting him to say ‘no thanks’ that was how Baba said ‘thank you, please can you remain for me? I now gave him and he ate it 😭😭 everything oo.
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I remember one exam I had 😂 I forgot how to write letter ‘a’ I had to close the paper and slept for like 20 minutes.
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Are there actually people who have never cheated during a test/exam? Like you’ve never taught anybody during an exam/test and vice versa ?Just curious.
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This life is very funny sha, one moment you are calling your friend Ode and tapping his head the next minute he’s a king and you have to call him Kabiesi 😭 and use é for him.
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I don’t think there’s any outfit that shows your stomach in all it’s bulging glory like a Jump Suit 😭😭.
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This is going to be a life changing class to remember, that’s the link to register ❤️❤️
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The only time you see the Nigerian government in action is when a poor person steals 5,000 Naira to feed his family. I honestly should have been born abroad. Do better for your kids Kings and Queens. This country has NOTHING!!! To offer. Not now, not in the nearest future.
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We need to give Ikorodu a face lift! We’ll start with the name. Can somebody suggest a new name ?.
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You guys! My Google Maps has a Nigerian accent??? Is it only me ?.
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So, my friend is dating this amazing guy. He is almost perfect only that he has womanizing problems, but the guy is so amazing he is even willing to go through therapy and stuff cus he thinks the womanizing problem is a psychological effect. A thread.
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‘Greek Yoghurt’ is such an exotic name for something that tastes that horrible 😭.
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Sharon made such a perfect bride! And that gele???? It’s giving all my enemies must go blind. I also have not come across a single content where she was not smiling ear to ear. May she stay happy forever!.
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'She has a boyfriend, we are just friends yen yen yen' Beware queens, this is the latest phrase.
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Thanks to all you spoilers, I now know Ghost is dead 🙄 I don’t know if y’all know, but some of us actually wait for all the seasons to drop so we can binge watch in peace 😭.
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If somebody that has a child is called a mum, what do you call a person that doesn’t have a child yet?.
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They: I would like to invite you for an event. My brain:. Don't say it .Don't say it .Don't say it .Don't say it .Don't say it .Don't say it .Don't say it .Don't say it .Don't say it . Me: will there be food?
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Nigerian politicians will hire a team of young people to handle their social media campaigns, hire young pple 2 participate in street rally, hire young pple as thugs 2 do their dirty works, but won't leave d position 4 young pple 2 govern cus dey r inexperienced. Lol.
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When I hammer big time! I will first of all spend 5 Million Naira on Food so I can eat and kee my sef.
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My friend noticed that something was off and kept on pressing for more answers. Lo and behold there was more to the story than meet the eye. The therapist didn’t even try to find out what the root of the problem is.
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Please can someone tell the manufacturer of this chips that they deserve more than just selling to VI hawkers! The only positive thing that has ever happened in the history of Lagos Traffic.
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Instead he was advising my friend’s bae not to let any woman imprison him for the rest of his life, that nothing is wrong with him, that he should keep having fun and find a way to hide it from his girlfriend. Just when I thought I had seen it all then Boom!! This happens.
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@itsTomiwa 😳❤️VERY VERY TALENTED! but I don’t think that paint is healthy on the skin oo, but what do I really know sha 🤷🏻♀️.
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I now enjoy drinking Garri without sugar! It tastes sooo good! . There was a time you couldn’t pay me to do it! 30+ is that you? 😂.
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A simple tip on how to help the Binge Watching Community (BWC). Instead of saying ‘I can’t believe Ghost died’ trying saying ‘ah Ghost, eiyah Ghost, wow Ghost’ etc. That way we don’t really know if he died or was kidnapped or was shot in the leg. TIA 🙏🏻❤️.
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😂😂 Sigh. Good’ol days.
That year @moryaam would say ahhh Toskoko you’ve not heard Ed Sheeran’s new song?? Ahhh it’s like coconut milk on chocolate pudding lmaoooo crazy girl 😂 😂.
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Imagine having so much money that the only way to save it is to bank with CBN directly, cus regular banks don't have the capacity to keep such dough! 😭.
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Knowing what you want is important but going for it is importanter.
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@NGRWailers @Tutsy22 @segalink @john_danfulani @jacksonpbn @YemieFASH @MrFixNigeria @zinadabo @YarKafanchan @stjudendukwe @amtaimedia Buhari is not Nigeria’s problem!!! These problems were there before he came, he made a huge mess of things while trying to solve some issues quite alright but people need to stop making it seem like these problems weren’t there before he came.
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People that swallow rice and chew eba, please what are your challenges in life??.
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