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He can do most anything. (Teller of truth, caller of bs)

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@morty_evil36725
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4 months
So, kind of putting myself out there for anyone who cares to listen. I'm a writer, and a musician, and I've always wanted to copyright and sell my songs, or at least try to, so I'm looking for honest opinions. I know I'm not exactly a rock star, so spare me, but I'm looking for
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@JhonnyWhite69 @jayydenfr It does look like a burn, and it does appear to be the result of curling her hair in the car. On top of that, it doesn't really look like a hickie, either. I think she's telling the truth, but I also think it's worth talking to her about why she thought you might think that.
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@NirvanaM1nd Bro is white. 😂
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@MegumiBandicot Basically any Legend of Zelda game.
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@__RealG_ At least he didn't ruin his shirt. 😂
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@LibertyCappy Me moving my fucking feet 😂
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@IlhanMN Yeah, Joe Biden will basically just say anything. 😂
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@z0ke That's basically how this works, yeah.
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@MarioNawfal Meanwhile, inside my balls...
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@Alphafox78 It's called a "walking taco" and it's usually served like this.
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@klpprsn @WomenBeingAwful Moved on to what? Reverse cowgirl?
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@Rothmus "All because 'I' (not we?) asked to be called they/them?" Looks like Grandpa straightened her out. 💪🏻😂
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@LoreOfTh3Land You see, son... This is why you don't douse yourself in fuel and ignite it. I'm glad we could have this talk.
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@LibertyCappy Me moving my fucking feet 😂
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@HumansNoContext I'm not in the mood... I'm going to sleep.
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@LoreOfTh3Land Launched bro into orbit.
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@Alphafox78 It's not even a little bit straight.
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@Alphafox78 Bro can't even mind his own business without being put on blast for it.
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@iMukuM1 @SteveInmanUIC Aww.... I love a happy ending. 😂
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@EndWokeness Every Democrat who has been calling for this is responsible.
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@wonderzofnature @AMAZlNGNATURE Nature is awesome and terrifying.
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@InternetH0F My man is still smiling 😂
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@__RealG_ Should have backed into the corner, and then reached for the muzzle of the gun when the shooter turned that corner.
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@FatRatCowboy Weiners out 🫡
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@Alphafox78 I don't even think he was trying to do all that. He came flying around that corner and the road was blocked, so he served to avoid collision, and they were in the way. Neither those vehicles blocking the road nor the people in the road should have been there to begin with, and
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@OccupyDemocrats No doubt, that should have fact checked this.
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@PostingOften 19. Final Answer. The dots don't count, that's doing too much. What's next? 1+2 equals three? There are 19 "3" symbols.
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@GigaBasedDad Right now, the largest army in the world is China's, with about 2 million active personnel. Imagine instantly dwarfing the largest army in the world by a staggering 15:1 ratio? "Alright, somebody hold my beer, and someone else tell my wife I'm off to usher in a new era of peace
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@SpillTheMemes Work smarter, not harder.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 What it actually looks like
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@willsgardevoir @androfur It's definitely purple lol
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@GynarchyShops @WomenBeingAwful Not incapacitated, just incapable.
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@Rothmus Don't take advice from someone who is where you are, take advice from someone who is where you want to be.
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@Rothmus Here's the undoctored image.
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@__RealG_ That second punch was the weakest shit I've ever seen. 😂
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@FreckledLiberty Beat the system. Make her throw up six times in the course of it. Clean up and repeat. That'll learn her. 😂
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@Am_Blujay Bro has a lot of explaining to do...
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@Alphafox78 Open your mind 👀
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@MarieIsabellaB @PicturesFoIder Even this guy looks pretty confused about it. 😂
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@__RealG_ Bro is gonna be STRAPPED in the afterlife. 🫡
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@em_Lazzy Basically every essential nutrient. 💀
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@HumansNoContext Apparently, "let's keep it, raise it, love it and nurture it." Nobody is trying to do all that anymore.
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@AetherUmbrae @NirvanaM1nd Technically, no Saiyan is Asian, either. They're aliens, so how would they even be subject to human ethnicity?
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@MattB_M2M @MAstronomers It's possible that we would not even intelligently realize we had discovered life, because there's a chance it would be so radically different we wouldn't even recognize it as a form of life.
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@MelonMariposa Cigarettes are FDA approved. Foods containing known carcinogens are FDA approved. Drugs that killed millions of people are FDA approved. I am actually okay living in a world without the FDA.
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@kirawontmiss I wouldn't be so sure. Bro's life is obviously still in jeopardy. Tyrants don't fire off a couple rounds and then say, "welp... We tried. Oh well."
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@ArtCandee @JoJoFromJerz I'll just leave this here. 😂
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@16bitnostalgia The fate of Hyrule has rested in my hands so many times. 😂
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@Yoda4ever Bro thought about evolving, but said, "fuck that."
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@Paultx890 Dawg, you're lying. I know it. You know it. We all know it. Joe Biden can't even be the nominee after this. It's absolutely embarrassing.
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@Daddy_Xerath @bestwildclips I think the larger issue with pitbulls is not that they are more inclined to attack, but that if and when they do, the damage they are capable of causing is far more consequential.
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@MailePRMedia @DrBiden It was awful, and Trump already won. Biden can never win a fair election. It isn't even close. That debate just broke the camels back, bookmark it.
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@SydneyLWatson My two sperm cells are talking about it:
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@ykkswb What do you mean "now"? My grandpappy's grandpappy was breaking out lines in the bathroom back in his day.
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@creepydotorg Donkeys are surprisingly super hardcore.
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@ouchclips Bro lost his head.
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@ClassicalSocdem It would be the funniest shit ever if the plane missed just to the left. 😂
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@Purrplexion @gunsnrosesgirl3 Better question: how many miles do we think that tire racked up?
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@BradleyCarl256 @DailyLoud It's a nice thought, but plenty of people are well above the law. Every now and then, someone draws a little too much attention, and has to be tossed under the bus, but unfortunately, it as always done to the benefit of the many of them.
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@BrainXpansion @gunsnrosesgirl3 "... Unless acted upon by an outside force" is the key here. He is being acted upon by an outside force.
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@BasedPota18 Link vs The Hero of Time (aka Link)
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@daangtom @NirvanaM1nd There has to be a thousand better arguments than that. Dawg, white people don't have dark hair and dark eyes? It's at least a good quarter of the Caucasian population.
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@neolithicobject Bro, how did he win this fight? I'm not saying tubby is exactly putting on a show to be proud of, but he's definitely in the dominant position.
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@GigaBasedDad This guy would never provide me the boost I would need, so I blame him.
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@DonnelVillager Live view of Dad:
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@DelusionPosting If the average man in general had half as much ambition, we would already be on Mars. I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but I am saying he was very intelligent and he was very ambitious. If that was the average person, we'd be going places.
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@DelusionPosting Get out of the house. Now.
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@ANGEL1CALLYTAES @NirvanaM1nd A Chinese tale about a monkey. Are monkeys Asian?
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@LoreOfTh3Land Didn't spill a drop, either.
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@__RealG_ He wasn't even robbing her, he was robbing somebody else, and they were fortunate enough that she was right there. I mean, by all means, no less credit to her, she did the right thing, and it was pretty badass.
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@WomenBeingAwful "Ouch" is the word that comes to mind for me.
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@JhonnyWhite69 I don't know, dawg. I'm definitely a little suspicious when people do the whole, "I'm letting you know now this is what 'actually' happened," thing. Assuming I would assume the worst is indicative of a guilty conscience to me.
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@LoreOfTh3Land Wild... It didn't even seem like he hit that hard. Dazed and confused is right, and that was stupid, but I hope bro is okay. Doesn't look good. I'm not sure his buddy is exhibiting the sense of urgency his friend needs.
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@MythicMeebo @JhonnyWhite69 @jayydenfr I would be upset if I was her, because he's kind of making them both look bad, probably for no reason. Maybe he's sensitive about it, because he's been cheated on, and she's reassuring him. Maybe she's sensitive about it, because she's been in jealous relationships. Maybe both
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@productions86 @WomenBeingAwful They have no frame of reference, because they have never lived in a world without all the comforts of a world built on the backs of men.
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@pondscan @dohertyjackk I was skeptical, it does sound like an N bomb, but the more I listen to it, the less deniable it is, he definitely said "fuckin' hater". People want this to be true so bad that they are hearing what they want to hear.
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@DelusionPosting This sounds like a great social experiment. Put 100 females on an island, tasked with starting and operating a civilization over the course of so many years. Put 100 males on an island, tasked with the same.
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@KARSZMYR Bro got this.
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@Anthony_Russo97 @HappyPunch Why would you propose to Helga at all?
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@insultsrare Vagina Life.
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@streetmediatv Quick, hide in here.
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@himebtw Democracy sucks, and this is why.
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@BlackSi96965064 @NirvanaM1nd They aren't Asian 😂
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@TheeDarkCircle Maybe he was just helping him escape?
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@PostingOften That's an odd question. Whether you believe he is God or not is one thing, but whether you believe in him is another. He was definitely a real person.
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@TheTechnician44 @libertydadpod @acnewsitics They can, and they do. It's a secured perimeter. It was a failure, to one extent or another.
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@Dplanet @HappyPunch Nah, I feel like he drove the lesson home. You know bro feels stupid after hurting his hand more than he hurt him.
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@Alphafox78 "is so hard" is an irony. 😂
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@GynarchyShops @WomenBeingAwful Of many things, yes. I know that comes across as insulting, but it's genuinely not intended to be. Men are also incapable of plenty, and would be equally as fucked in a world without women. It goes both ways. I respect your courage, but it takes more than courage alone to lug 115
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@HumansNoContext We all saw it, we all thought it. 😂
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@chiadikobi_ani @HumansNoContext Trying to imagine the actor who played Malfoy as anything other than a villain is like trying to take Will Ferrell seriously.
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@LoreOfTh3Land He could have done a lot more, and I still would have been okay with it.
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@janninereid1 Bidenomics
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 In many states, operating any motor is "Operating Under the Influence", to include scooters, bikes, and boats. In Maine, riding a peddle bike while intoxicated is an OUI.
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@PostingOften What else am I supposed to do with it? I mean, if I knew whose it was, I would do the right thing, but I'm not posting it online or going around asking who it belongs to. Most people would lie and say it was theirs anyway. How would I know who is lying and who is telling the
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@PostingOften Yellow pill, and the rest would almost inevitably come to me in time.
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@RealCrazyFight_ What I want to say would have me suspended from X again. 😂
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