Mortal Enema
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3rd string superhero DBA @Shockwaverider.bsky.social
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Joined June 2021
@DontBotherKeiti @ElonMuskSuckz I use an @edburmila quote frequently, “We should have started building guillotines as soon as we heard the term School Lunch Debt”. 🤘.
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@ImSpeaking13 I would like to volunteer for the alligator detail. Also, I will not be playing Soup Can Softball this year because of Dennis.
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@santiagomayer_ @carolynthechef Yes, the mucus et al in the mask proves that masks work. Otherwise one would be spewing that everywhere.
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@TheTNHoller I’ll bet class action attorneys are parachuting out of the sky get a piece of this.
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@TimHannan Comical. I have a 20-year-old 2-wheel drive CRV that would clear that hill with little effort.
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@ForgetfulThink1 @BreeNewsome Later, the calculations were made that the old folks dying was worth it, for the economy. 😬.
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@DLgodlessbitch @Lucky_Shitt Once I put the chalk outline of a body on my front porch I was no longer troubled by religious peddlers. Highly recommended.
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@KGreenMD Another example where a different perspective is invaluable. And that kindness still exists.
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@typo_cat Figures… Now the rest of us have to deal with the consequences for a grown man that won’t get therapy to deal with his self-loathing. Drop that baggage. Rick. We’ll do the loathing for you.
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@LakotaMan1 Remember the major panic when the vaccine was going to contain a chip to track us even though they have been tracking us for years with our mobile phones?.Good times! 😂😆😂.
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@KristiArntsen @Avignon85 @janelledowney @mmpadellan That right there would have gotten her shot in a lot of places. Don’t these psychos know that other people have guns too?.
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@FatherGuidoOK @FaithRubPol Yes, and bring your own salad dressing when dining out. Just in case.
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@JoJoFromJerz @KathyEl12345 @mattgaetz @RepMTG I can’t believe he hasn’t rented out that fivehead for advertising. Gold coins, prepper meal kits, and Colloidal Silver. MyPillow maybe? Is that still a thing?.
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@appodlachia Fabulous. Can we just get on with things now? There are people without homes and children that are hungry.
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@MisterIPCC I heard this theory from my dentist yesterday. I mentioned the ice on land and he told me there isn’t as much. I said, “Well not anymore.”.
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@meanunclejack @Caol_MacCormaig To us I think recovery is heroic. It’s an immense and ongoing struggle. And success is only achieved by daily commitment. These are qualities to admire….
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@jennycohn1 @UROCKlive1 If that’s the master race I would hate to see the qualifying heats. 😳.
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@LanaTheis @AFPMichigan Only three likes. Embarrassing ratio. Congratulations, you get the boot. 🥾.
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@perpetualfeast @mmpadellan @Brandenemiller Add menacing, disorderly conduct, and DtP. She will likely resist arrest. Her mind is gone.
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@Fernandonyny As this issue matures it might be a good idea to have Trumpone’s plane tracker link:. We can all watch the plane disappear over the Atlantic on it’s way to UAE….
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@DennySig @77SunnyAndClear The likes of which has, well, really never been seen before. Probably.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 @JosephChaplik C, because they left the devil horns off sheriff Joe. Inaccurate.
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@JustinWEmmerich @MinnesotaDFL If this is the way you intend to win then you don’t deserve it. You have no honor. I’m giving you the boot. 🥾.
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@birdwatcher1228 @antifaoperative @DonLew87 She is sporting some fierce mom energy. No shits to give. Ever.
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@NickAdamsinUSA Another homoerotic masterpiece of something that never happened. Back on the Dew?.
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@undrcvrbrothr Artificial scarcity. Engineered through zoning and covenants. All to make housing more valuable and therefore more expensive. Wages are kept low because the Federal Reserve believes that all inflation is due to wages. They control inflation by inducing unemployment.
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