Morgan Gallo
@morgangcomedy
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comedian, creator of Lets Fight About It Podcast, almond mom survivor
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I’m really tired of constant negativity online. I want to build my comedy career so badly but it’s so fucking soul crushing sometimes
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Was just told I “don’t look like a comedian.” Ah yes sorry I forgot to put on my middle aged balding white man costume today
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I’m not plus size, but I’m not skinny…so what word do I use for “I have to tighten my toilet seat every five days”?
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I just put a down payment on a car with the money I’ve made from comedy. Holy shit
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Men HATE when women own their sexuality. They love to say “oh if I was a girl I’d have an OF, I’d be a slut, etc.” but when a woman wants to do those things herself they tear her down. Y’all lame af
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I recently lost my best friend. She’s not dead, she just became a Christian
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I knew I had big boobs as a kid when I tried on one of my Dads XL t shirts and it fit perfectly. That’s also the day I learned my dad wears a 34DD
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I try not to be the female comedian that talks shit about men but the way y’all behave makes it so hard
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I love when men call me fat in my comment section. Like what a cute way to tell me you subscribe to my only fans 😂
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Tonight an old man went up at the open mic and ranted about how climate change isn’t real. Ah yes, comedy
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I’m not suicidal but I wouldn’t mind being unconscious for like six months
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This is the year I level up and work my ass off. I’m ready for takeoff 🚀
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Moving out of Florida was the best decision I made for both my mental health and my comedy career
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Finally got home after a week of shows in Tennessee to find out my apartment complex is swarmed with cops because someone got shot. I can’t wait to get the hell out of Orlando
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I have:
A Gen Z attitude
Millennial money
Gen X trauma
And a Boomer bedtime
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Every single hate comment I get, I look at their profile and they follow me. Fan behavior 💅🏼
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My car just died in the middle of Tennessee. I love being a road comic
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Did my first comedy taping last night at the legendary Comedy Works in Denver.
I have so many more announcements to make in the next few months…I can’t believe this is my life
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My boyfriend just did a loud af Dad sneeze so I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant
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You know you’ve made it when a middle aged Italian dude makes a hate video about how you introduced him at an open mic 😂
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The amount of disgusting men I’ve encountered this weekend in Houston is astounding. Crossing this city off my list 😂
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DJ Khaled saying “anything’s possible” on the
#GRAMMYs
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It’s so cool how on TikTok you can have 242K followers but your videos get 900 views 🫠
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You can take the girl out of Colorado but you can’t take away her water bottle covered in stickers
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My Mom told me I needed to reconcile with my high school bully, or else I would become them. I thought about it and was like, “Ok, what time are you available?”
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Tiktok used to be my favorite platform but now it’s just negativity, account violations and a lame algorithm
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Never thought my first 100K followers would be on Facebook but I’m thankful either way!!!
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Whenever I visit Denver I like to play the game of “is she gay or does she just work at a brewery”
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Dude on Reddit was posting all of my OF content (copyright infringement) so I reported everything. He got mad that he couldn’t have free access to paid content, so now he’s posting more content and saying how ugly/untalented I am. MEN ARE SO SOFT LMAO
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UPDATE the amazing headliner Justin Smith picked me up to get me to the show last night. Today I got my car and everything’s fixed! Woooooo
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I just discovered two Facebook fan pages of me. Those fan pages also created a public Facebook group that has over 70K followers….Idk how to feel about this
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Do people not realize when they complain about having to pay to see a comedy show it’s kind of insulting to the comics? These jokes aren’t free bitch
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My podcast is all about arguing, which is the biggest reason why people engage with social media - to share their opinion on something they disagree with.
The incels in the comment section of the pod have no idea they’re doing exactly what I want them to 😈
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Everything is content. Putting makeup on? Content. Flat tire? Content. Ate something and now my poop is weird? Content. The world is amazing
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I date my boyfriend
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Insane there are people that think their “rights” are more important than children’s LIVES
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Just realized Mercury is in retrograde. I feel so much better for being a bitch now
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I hate people that pay to be verified but I have so many pages pretending to be me that now I’m gonna have to do it. Fuckers
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Men: “If I was a girl I would totally have an OnlyFans and sell the shit out of my body”
*woman starts an OnlyFans*
Also Men: “Wow you had to resort to selling your body, huh? Sad”
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Got let go from my day job this morning. I’ve never been happier
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I’m so tired of conservatives. That’s it. That’s the tweet
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I’m really grateful for all that Florida has provided these last few years but I can’t wait to get the fuck outta here
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Isn’t it wild that the people who worship God and want their kids to stay away from Drag Queens are also the ones paying for and supporting a system of pedophilia? Crazy
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Sometimes I think I want kids then I see one in public and I’m like nah
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Just got accepted into the North Carolina Comedy Festival in September. This is my fuckin YEAR
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Last week I opened for Jeff Ross for five shows at the Miami Improv. This weekend I’m performing for 19 people in Fort Myers. Comedy really knows how to humble you
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Every time a man tells me I’m not funny I book another show
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This week I got accepted into not one but TWO out of state comedy festivals 🥺 Mama we doing the damn thing!
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Love how when men comment rude and misogynistic things on my Instagram or tiktok they get nothing, but when I make a video showing their comments I get dinged for violating community guidelines. How amazing
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Going on tour this fall with
@themorganjay
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This weekend I was told I come off as a bitch on stage. First of all, what’s wrong with that?
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Plato’s Closet will sell used sports bras and underwear but I give them a Calvin Klein blazer and they’re like “nah, this doesn’t meet our standards” 💀
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Lord grant me the confidence of a man wearing shorts and rubber flip flops on stage
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Every time I fly home to Orlando I feel like Shrek. “Ah, back in the swamp”
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I’m not new to online hate but being harassed by my ex’s new girl is another level of cringe 😂
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I have no clue what The Last of Us is but if I keep hearing about it y’all are gonna see the last of me
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Yea bro I got your creepy message
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Took an Uber today where the driver talked about constitutional law for 30 mins. Then proceeded to get gas at Costco. How do not turn this into a bit
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I posted a reel of a joke I did comparing my bald boyfriend to a vibrator and all the comments are how “female comedians can’t talk about anything other than sex” as if every male comedian doesn’t have at least 10 minutes on how small their dick is
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Everyday is leg day when you’re constantly squatting over public toilet seats
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My love languages are physical touch, words of affirmation and looking through his phone
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Frontier airlines is like
Ticket only $100!
*Carry on $60
*Seat $14
*Seatbelt $9.99
*Air $7
*Crying Baby $5.99
*Pilot $50
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Seriously considering restarting my entire TikTok account. I’ve been shadow banned for months - I have a ton of community guidelines violations for my stand up so I feel like at this point I might as well start from scratch
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Me looking like a SCRUB lol thank you for coming!!!
Great time last night at
@comedycatch
. If
@morgangcomedy
is anywhere near you, it's worth the drive to go see her. She's funny as fuck!
Now if she only had merch....lolol
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No one has more confidence than a mediocre male headliner in Florida
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When someone asks me what’s my go-to move in Rock, Paper, Scissors:
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Love might be blind but why does it have to be so rushed I mean damn getting married after a month? I can’t even hit in front of a dude after that long
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Tried to do a bit about Stanley cups at the show tonight and no one knew what I was talking about. Is it just a young person thing? A white girl thing?
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Girls are drinking out of those Stanley cups like their throat has a UTI
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There are not one but TWO Facebook fan pages of me that I did not create nor have any affiliation with
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Being a female comedian is fun cause no matter how many shows I book, festivals I get accepted into or success I have, there will always be a balding man on the internet who thinks he’s funnier than me.
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My Facebook timeline:
Comedy show poster
Comedy show poster
Pregnancy announcement
Comedy show poster
Comedy show poster
Car accident photos
Comedy show poster
Comedy show poster
Ad for Better Help
Comedy show poster
“People You May Know” but it’s my high school bully
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I don’t try clothes on in the store. I just buy them so I can have a breakdown in the comfort of my own home
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Being a girl is so fun it almost makes up for the oppression
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I just found out one of my jokes on tiktok has 1260 videos of people using my sound! WOWOWOW this is cool
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People that work at the DMV get off on making people miserable
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Kylie Jenner/Hailey Bieber/Kendall Jenner: “I support women!”
*Selena Gomez staying unproblematic, talented and naturally beautiful*
Kylie Jenner/Hailey Bieber/Kendall Jenner: “Not her we can’t support women who are better than us”
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It’s Women’s History Month! You know what that means! Leave us alone
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Today I posted a bikini pic which made me very nervous because I’m still learning to love my body. But I’m feeling pretty good about it!
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If you save seats for your friends on a Southwest flight…jail
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Last week I put in my two week notice and everyday since has been the happiest day of my life
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Wild that life is so hard we have to actually pay people to help us cope with it?
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Tonight a lesbian sent me a double shot of tequila while I was on stage, and a man told me the only joke of mine he liked was the one where I scratch my imaginary balls. 2023 gonna be wild
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